honez

No, it's not. To be is to exist and that's all we know. You cannot decide to be if you do not exist, it just doesn't happen. Just as how you can't die if you aren't alive. To know the truth or to gamble with it? To know the truth. (Assuming it's absolute.) H or H? (ay-ch, or hey-ch?)

Awesome.

Spiders. I'd hate to think how Peter Parker would have turned out if he was bitten by a radioactive snake. Mary Jane would probably disagree... "Mary Jane must be in trouble; my snakeysense is tingling." Coke or Pepsi?

Take some solace from this, Godot.

I have no thoughts, Godot, except the murmur of cosmic microwave background radiation resounding within. And tumbleweeds.

Neither. It's a combined measure of air pressure and temperature. Spam or Corned Beef?

Definitely Scalextric. I've got many happy memories of converting the lounge room into Silverstone and making parents tiptoe carefully through Brooklands and Copse to get through to the kitchen. Fold the corner or the page or bookmark?

There's no way they'd go through with it. I've seen how much security comes with a CHOGM.

That depends on which ones you are referring to. Obviously, Viking Gods do, but the others are just ridiculous. Mod or Rocker?

Pukka Pies... right between the eyes.

Folder...Scrunching is too hard to control. Vomit or Diarrhea? Diarrhoea - at least you can still read a book and have a biscuit while you're doing that. Pink or brown? Pink, as it scores more. Bar billiards or 8-ball?

Definitely Blue Peter. The badge did it for me. Folder or Scruncher?

And you predicted Norman Wisdom would die in 2009. What's your point?

Is that, like, quite abit, but not aton? Awesome. Oh, how this disappointed me DDT. You slid down one of the longest snakes on my board of my estimation there. Upon further consideration, slightly precious response deleted. Damn and blast. Missed it DDT. Repost or PM or paraphrase if you like. This place needs livening up, even (especially) if it's having a go at me.

I think you are all the same guy... Or girl, perhaps?

Can some kind soul translate this message, or at least tell me what language it is in, please? regards, Hein It's written in fuckwittian. I believe one or two of our membership might be fluent in it, so perhaps they can translate into semi-literate English.