honez

Maybe it's one of those bloomin' foreigners, who's stolen into the old bloke's house, turned his PC on and replied to DL without his knowing. Then, of course, the theiving buggers stole his modem, PC, the whole bloomin' lot. (In case you're wondering both Ex Riggi and Old And Patriotic's posts originate on the same PC.)

It's Mr Honez who is doing the one-handed typing! Cheeky sod. My wording was attempting to remove the accusatory term "you" from the text so it didn't sound like I was accusing someone specifically of "twanging the wire." By doing so, I fear I have incorrectly implicated myself as a one-handed banjo soloist at the keyboard. My intent was to imply that other people were, not myself.

Nah. I think chat rooms/instant messaging is a bad idea. There's already far too much ranting (replete with spelling mistakes) as it is, let alone ranting-in-realtime. It'd be a recipe for disaster in my humble opinion. Not merely because when josco and Amanda get online, well, spelling and typo's are bad enough without having to type one-handed.

It's not the size of the sentence that's important, it's the breadth of the argument that gets the reader's attention.

If he's found guilty then I'm sure his cell-mate would.

Which ones in particular?

I never realised there were so many... http://amanda.berkeley.edu/amanda/amanda-schematics-old.html http://amanda.wisc.edu/morse/map/map.html http://www.cv.nrao.edu/~pmurphy/images/pmurphy/amanda.gif Then there's pics for an avatar... http://freepages.history.rootsweb.com/~ameralia/amanda.jpg http://www.sethwhite.org/images/pole2004/d...0marker%202.jpg http://www.chariho.k12.ri.us/ric/classpage...nses/amanda.jpg http://www.beduin.dk/shah/dokumenter/amanda.htm or an avatar logo... http://oddtopsy.tripod.com/sitebuildercont...logo_amanda.jpg Amazing what you can find on google. (Remember to turn the safe search on at work kiddies. Otherwise you'll end up with a whole lot more Amandas than your boss would know what to do with)

Aw, man that sucks!

Is that's why they call them piano stools?

I give up. Who was she? Go on, tell us... Give us the punchline then...

I bet they didn't see that coming

A curried kebab... now there's an idea.

Really? I'd hoped it was obvious that my point was merely illustrative. (The fact that I'm setting up my own politcal party called "Y Gwir" is purely coincidental.) Look it up here.

Not you per se josco. The royal "we" as in the DeathList collective. 7-of-9 an' all that. Or didn't you realise you were the only human conciousness here? We have learned much from your postings. You have made a very interesting subject, josco. Tell us human: What is Death? Oh, shut up all of you! 1 of 9 is talking now. Like I was saying josco... oh, never mind.

As Rick O'Shea pointed out, and touched on by the Four Horsemen, Britain really does need to be protected from the racially and religously different invading hordes who speak a hodge-podge of foreign tongues. First, we could start off by putting them all in an enclave. Let's put it somewhere far away from the rest of the decent long-suffering British, somewhere in the South-East say. Then we can start forcibly deporting them to wherever the bloody hell it was they came from. Northern Europe mostly, but there were some Mediterranean types in there at some stage. And then there's the other hangers on from the rest of the world. Anyway, once we've started making decent inroads into that, the true British, the Celts, if you like, will be able to claim back what was theirs in the first place before those half-breed mongrel English took up residence. Maybe then Britain can go back to talking properly. Cymraeg, Gaelic, Cornish, etc. That should instill some culture back into society. And when that's back under control, let's burn out all those quasi-religious Christian temples. Druids; standing stones; mid-summer solstice; etc. Now that's a proper religion. None of your foreign cassocks and buggering young boys there. All virgins and sacrificies it was. Just the good stuff. None of your namby-pamby liberal Anglo/Saxon/Franco/Spanish/Roman crap. By then we should really be able to get the whole deportation thing up and running. We'll ship 'em back to every part of the globe, no matter how much it costs, no matter where they're from or how long they've been here. If they're from half-breed families then we'll just break 'em up. Serves 'em right for interbreeding, the dirty sods. And then, when Rick O'Shea and jon jay et al find themselves and their families on the boat to wherever their ancestors came from, maybe, just maybe, there'd be one brain cell that would like to reconsider their bigoted xenophobic views. Then again maybe not. Being a Celt myself, god knows I've disliked the English/its monarchy/its egotism all my life, but that doesn't mean I'm pea-brained enough to think that they'll go away anytime soon--no matter how much the rest of the world wants them too. Life goes on. Get over it. I did.

I don't think we should be telling articulate ranters to cease and desist. I have quite enjoyed this banter between ranter and rantee and back again. It makes a decent change from the usual tirade from pillocks who've clicked their way here from google (or, gawd help us, after entering some nefarious celeb's name as AOL keywords). Leave the poor lass alone I say. After all, she's got to be (at least) one sandwich short of a picnic if she fancies nursing Pete back from the brink.

Your definition of heathly is obviously an unhealthy one then Koen.

Really? I'd heard he read the eulogies for Malcolm X and Martin Luther Ki... Oh, bugger! Too late

I'm afraid you're mistaken. The other poster is "dR. gILL e. tEEN, aTTORNEY aT lA" not "Dr. Gill E. Teen, Attorney At Law". Note the missing "w" at the end. They also haven't quite mastered the Caps Lock key yet either.

Obviously you're referring to infant mortality, before midnight on the day they exit the womb. The odds of that happening are directly proportional to the standard of hygiene, level of medical attention available, and general health, nutrition and genetic make up of the mother. Whether the year is divisble by 400 or 1000 or the radius of the moon is irrelevant. I hope that helps clear up any weirdness you were feeling about this, IYG.

erm... That's how we can predict someone's death. If they're abusing class A drugs, then there's a better than even chance they'll be popping round to Mr Reaper's place for a cuppa and scones pretty soon. And as for: I suppose we'd mark the occasion as we each see fit. Some may have a happy ceremony. Some may have a pat on the back. And some may be lucky enough to get f**cked that night. Who knows? Who can tell? But one thing's for sure, we'll all be happier than both you and Pete will be by the sound of it. Thanks for stopping by.

Check it out here. Not sure what the story is on copyright or anything, so only download it if you're allowed to. Piracy is theft, etc, etc, yada yada.

Mr Honez is a highly literate individual. (Allegedly) You are Notapotato [Allegedly]

We all revel in our own ignorance. If we weren't ignorant to a large degree we'd go mad. No-one knows everything about everything. Even you. I suspect you may not have postulated a solution to Fermat's Last Theorem, or come up with string theory, or are not a brain surgeon. But because you happen to like films that M. Scorsese has made, you believe this somehow elevates you above other "ignorant" people, who happen to disagree with you. This sounds wrong to me. I am better than you because I like this/do this and you are inferior because you do not. I'd say you're the one with the problem, not IYG.

With a stomach virus... She's getting too much protein [alledgedly]