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Damn pervvy old granny carelessly discards Dairylea wrapper. (...with thanks to n-spud for the link.) HAHAHAHAAHHAH FFS I can't get back in my chair HAHAHAHA

Apparently..it's just old grannies he likes...dogs will do anything for a Dairylea damn pervvy grannies !!!

Dear Lady Die It has come to my attention that "Yogi" appears to be using my puter when I'm at the shops, my keys have rather large paw prints on them. It seems also that he keeps barking Lady Die and something about Prosthetics ??? do you have any idea what this could possibly mean ????

Here's a picture just for you, Alan: Richard O'Sullivan engaged in thoroughly convincing fisticuffs Thanks for the picture Boudicca, I had a huge crush on him as Dick Turpin, God, what was I thinking What !!! right mizz Grendel... I'm getting the shed prepared for you as I type

WooHoo...sign me up nanoo, nanoo

We in Bonny Scotland have a few names for our favourite tipple (drinks) eg beverage :- Bevvy, swally, sherbet non alcoholic drink : - juice, ginger tho the both can be put together for a full thirst experience. I.E. man I'm chokin I could dae wi a good swally, this could consist of huge amouts of Whisky (scotch) no not the scotchtape version. OR even a wee sherbet would do,..that can be juice or alcohol..but usually Whisky too. After (usually the next day) once again we would be chokin for a drink tho this time it's juice (see above comments) to quench ones thirst due to the dryness and general tongue stuck to roof of mouth affect from the alcohol. Usually Irn Bru pronounced..emmm Irn Bru well..after all they are BOTH wet...ya know..what more can I say !!! have a good one scsi

God I do love them Sweeties so on that note...anyone have anything for Halloween

Or..... A mini with 2 flat tires

HAHAHA that's excellent B - the wee guy on the left is priceless hahaha

hey..maybe he figured the whisky would purify it B....hehehe

scsi covers the top of his whisky bottle !!!

hahaha..check this out it's pure class http://www.veryfunnydownloads.com/funnyvid...Rainbow233.html enjoy

hehe Obviously this is the after the watershed type puppet, where instead of the sooty show it was the Booty show...harr, harr, harr. Which reminds me, I'll need to find the classic Rainbow episode that is unbelieveable for double meanings..it's awesome !!!

yes dear...who said Rock 'n' Roll was easy !!!

Disgusting...hehehe I'll need to get ladyG one of those for her pillow cover

Damn right HCW...saved me on many an occasion

hey Gart...nice to see you my friend !!! and welcome to the DL

Personally I can't wait for the old bitch to die. Half of Scotland has been waiting for it to have our big street parties in celebration of her death. You really have to live here to see what her wrath has done to scotland. The mass unemployment, practical death of the shipyards, mines and steelworks, now all the wee knobbers are drinking on the street corners just waiting to break into your house or your car because there's no work. cheers maggie I luv ya. What a day that will be...I can't wait. Sorry if I sound bitter...but I am.

hehehe yeah It sounds more like the Taliban that way..haha " Hi could I have a cone, a mars bar, and a personal rocket launcher please"

Aye ! itseasywanceyenohow Quick test TH : haudoantaeagogetabottleairnbruaffthevan see easy peasy !!

heheh I gotta ask... what is it with women and Mr depp anyway !! looks at Boudicca & that Grendel wummin specifically note : this is gonna be fun

hehe sure Captain...no probs....just send me the Wool, Knitting pattern and the needles and we're sorted..as no one gave me any advice regarding my wee teapots hat. OK... so here we have a rather fetching 1937 tea cosy cover, or this one is the ribbed design familiar to many from school knitting lessons. An embarrassing pair here, or perhaps for the outdoor tea drinker this hat which would probably do the job extrememly well. Remember to measure out the yarn carefully. HAHAHA..hey, now I'm totally teacozzied oot ma nut..but ya know the best bit...see that pic of the last link....well LadyGrendel has a hat just like that....and I'm NOT kiddin...even the bobble..tho I think the dog may have buried that in a shallow grave in the back garden a few years back. Tho, there are a few good ideas to be getting on with...TeacozieTastic !!

Hmmm I'll need to get myself one of those dictionaries Tempus Ohh and BTW..is that a...Vulgar dictionary

hehe sure Captain...no probs....just send me the Wool, Knitting pattern and the needles and we're sorted..as no one gave me any advice regarding my wee teapots hat. Hey also maybe Amanda and FF could be persuaded to put the DL logo onto their clay pigeons before they twat them into oblivion..hmmm would that be considered... Irony ??

I'm going to put on a wash on later......can anyone advise me whether I should use washing powder OR washing liquid and ohhh what about conditioner ?? Also I wanna take up Knitting.... does anyone know what size of needles I should use for a Tea Cozy ??? hmmm...this is difficult my teapot needs a new hat badly. regards scsi