The Four Horsemen

Maybe we should rename this thread "Pornstars of Yesteryear" or something. It always amused me that there was a pornstar called Samantha Fox and she kept getting confused with the Page 3 Samantha Fox - but I was only young when they were both famous!

Natch

So let's get this straight: If you put in F**k, sh*t or C-word it changes it on the filter If you put in fuckbandit, shitshaped or cuntdangler then it lets it through? Sorry about the language, should my mother read this!

There's no need for language like that - my parents used to live in Scunthorpe!

You must be confusing it with Canberra.........

I'm glad someone brought up the Pathe news archive - there's also some footage of a motor racing crash in Penrith in Australia from 1935 which shows a car ploughing into a crowd an people being tossed all over the place - fascinatingly morbid!

I thought all ancient Egyptians wore skirts so nothing to be ashamed of, Anubis!

Or something of a minor hero to us lefties............

I hope that cat made it out alive!

Almost as stupid as people who can't spell "obviously"......

You're a bossy one, aren't you! Didn't they teach "please" and "thankyou" at your school?

I think GR can elaborate on his whereabouts but seems strangely reluctant to do so - I seem to remember some mutterings about disappearing towards the Middle East but not specified as to whether that meant Dubai or Coventry.......

Got it in one, my friend!

If you're Tony Benn, Shelby is a town in Yorkshire...........

Round of applause for the least coherent and worse spelling and grammar posting for quite some time. 11 words, should have been 12, the first 3 were badly spelt and grammatically shoddy and it added precisely nothing to my life. In fact, I'd rather like those 3 seconds it took to read back again please.

Can I refer you to here?

You could try here for Wincey, or here and here for Kenneth.

For facts sake..............

The candidates are seriously selected? That's probably news to GR and his panel of experts...........

That, and the fact that it's a well established fact that he's immortal........

I'd like to see either Sam Fox or Kelly Brook at the numbers and letters, just for the comedy value........

I thought it was the lighter way to enjoy dictatorship?

I'd rather Paul Dacre and Jim Davidson died, even though they aren't on the list......

My money was on Colin.........

When I was at school "Happy" was a colloquialism for "A bit simple" (it was derived from the Hertfordshire Achievement Project or HAP, studied for by the "less academically gifted" hence Happy) so in that respect he might be one of the happy people...........