The Four Horsemen

Interestingly (or not) and back on topic, Hayley Mills shares a birthday with me!

Well, you can always pop out another kiddie but there's only going to be one of you..........

Another one or the same one as mentioned further up the page?

"Excuse me barman, do you serve shandies?" "Well I'm serving you, aren't I?"

I could never work out if Alanis Morrisette went for deliberate irony in "Ironic" on the grounds that none of her ironic examples were actually ironic at all, just unlucky?

Did I read somewhere that the instigators of cryogenics had to be cremated recently as the freezer containing their bodies accidently defrosted?

Tony Blair demonstrates invisible giant doughnut eating trick

I always thought the fact that Yuri Gagarin died in a plane crash was a perfect example of irony........

I can just see you now, wearing aforementioned underwear whilst gazing wistfully out to sea as the sun sets on BHB Towers - that's right, just a thong at twilight........

They're those things made of sponge with a rough side for cleaning pots and pans........

Brilliant - 6 user comments, 5 with spelling mistakes and poor grammar and 1 from a religious nutter!

I always thought that peacefully having just watched Newcastle Utd win the league and cup double would be the best way to go but that scenario means I'm going to have to live forever...........

As opposed to your previous hospital appointment which was cough cough, nurse.......

I knew I should have bought shares in Pritt-Stik!

I see you've adopted the necessary caveat with any Wiki story now, Iain - much more sensible!

You say that to all the men..........

He was never the same since his encounter with THRUSH........

Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie Kissed the girls and made them cry But Georgie Porgie had to pay When he was caught by the CSA

As far as I remember it stands for "I Kill You With Ninja" but perhaps the honourable member could confirm this?

Or perhaps all those questions about the opposite sex brought your score down, Windsor!

May I recommend a cold shower, BB?

He is, and last I knew was on the nostalgia circuit for us children of the 70s..........

Well, thanks awfully. It has meant that I've had to vie for the PC as my intended other is addicted to www.hitched.com - a scary site if ever there was one!

Line up the jokes now, but I'm getting married in August. I hope it'll be a stable relationship........

Sounds positively painful. Unless you mean you forced him to work in a travelling fair and sell lucky heather, of course........