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  1. Posted

    Iain

     

    Is there any chance you could - like - give us a clue as to the nature of this inside information you've got? Are you on friendly terms with a Foot, as in a member of his family, or some medical type trying to stabilise his medication. Or did you just fancy throwing this little curve ball in to get the DL stirred up a bit?

     

    Ouija board.

  2. Posted

    Why not just put some rat poison in their prune juice then sit back and relax? If you don't want to use poison and would rather prop them out of their wheelchairs for a little boxing...will you atleast videotape it for all of us to see? ;)

     

    I think the Grim Reaper is on vacation.

     

    Congrats on 1500 (and many more to come).

  3. Posted

    Yes... many thanks for that, Mr. Chestpunch.

     

    Speaking of T4, he went back to NZ last week for another hunting trip more medical tests. He's expected back in Tonga in mid-may, all things being equal.

     

    I had to focus on this piece of the article

     

    "Suka ‘Otukolo of the Palace Office said today that the king was expected to return to Tonga in the second week of May."

     

    returning to Tonga in mid-May in what type of box, I wonder. If the plan is to keep King T4 in the hospital for close to a month (4/13 to week 2 of May), something might not be right with the ol' man. :lol:

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    Love to yioy all and regarsds to the Nrew York Ysnkees. Is tit just me or atre thehy losing this year>??

     

    So far, yes, they're not great (they're 7-7), but there are still 148 games left. Everyone say it with me - Let's go Red Sox!!!

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    :lol: The clever blurb underneath his name "all talk, no action" His wife said the same thing "He's named Oral" :lol::lol::lol:

     

     

    actualy, he is a cousin on my dad's side of the family. he is one of a set of twins. they were named after the thermometers.

     

    ;):lol::lol:

     

    Rectal Roberts....hilarious. Blow Job Roberts and Rim Job Roberts.

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    West Virginia is a backwoods place to begin with, tons of local jokes from the Marylanders. No offense to anyone, but West Virginians are sterotyped around here as having less than half their teeth, a 4th grade education, coal dust in their blood, marry their cousin (that's if their siblings are unavailable), and screw their livestock. It's only like that in some pockets though.

     

    the following is a rant from a person of souther extraction. please do not take it personaly, it is intended to be a general expression of upset-ness----

     

    isn't it interesting how people feel free to poke fun at southerners, things that wouldn't be tolerated if aimed at another group. they wouldn't say that about gays, or blacks, or michigan-ers. not pc.

     

    my family is all from arkansas, texas, and louisianna. i have been in arizona most of my life, but still have a trace of an accent, and tend to use alot of southern expressions. i have been teased about it for years.

     

    one day i'm gonna knock somebody's cotton-pickin head right off.

     

    and you are supposed to put cole slaw on bbq sandwiches!!

     

    we return you now to you previously scheduled forum.

     

    I guess I should just stick with the people some southerners elect to represent them in DC...like Jesse Helms and Sen. Byrd and George W. Bush. Most of the Southerners I've met have been the nicest people whether they be well educated or not, and married to first cousins or not.

     

    Have I brought up my state's former governor, William Donald Schaeffer? He's 83 and currently serving as our Comptroller and is as nutty as ever. Not all too long ago, a young, female aide brought him a drink in the middle of a Dept. of Public Works meeting. After she walked away, he called her back and told her to walk away again so he could stare at her ass again. Yes it was caught on camera and was on CNN for a while. No real health problems to report with him (other than a fainting spell), just a screw or two loose.

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    Two pub regulars are enjoying a pint and talking it up after a day at the office. Midway through their first pint, an afternoon regular at the pub, not looking much better than a middle aged homeless man, walks out of the pub, smiling, with 2 tall, statuesque blondes, one on each arm.

     

    First man: "I just don't get it. If a short, bald, middle aged wank who smells like a garbage heap can walk out of here regularly with a beautiful woman on each arm, then why am I single?"

    Second man: "The man doesn't have a regular job, and by the look of him, he's not a rich man."

    First man: "No kidding there, his apartment is a disgusting little hole in the wall but the roaches seem to like it."

    Second man: "He's, what, close to a foot shorter than you, a good 50 pounds overweight, is missing almost half his teeth and wears the same dirty clothes just about every day. I don't get it either."

    First man: "Yeah, all he does is sit at the end of the bar, have a couple pints and lick his eyebrows."

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    There are laws here about eating roadkill (of the animal variety, I would assume): I believe it is legal to eat roadkill within 24 hours of the animal's death. After that, it's illegal.

     

     

    mmm - roadkill stew!

     

    i wonder how the r.k.e.a (roadkill enforcement agency) establish the time of death. little tiny autopsies or do they put, like little signs with the time of death on roadkills? what about leftovers? can they be frozen for later consumption?

     

    how do they know for sure you didn't just drop a big ole rock on the poor little squirrel? or whack him with a snowshovel?

     

    or for that matter, was the entree even killed on the road? mayhap someone was out 4 wheeling.

     

    these are questions that need to be cleared up, or i would fight all the way to the supreme court, before i would let them take away my roadkill rights!

     

    If the squirrel isn't fast enough to get out of the way of the big rock, or the shovel's path, it shouldn't be alive to procreate and pass on its slow and faulty genes. Call it a modified form of natural selection. If all evidence of said squashed squirrel are removed and consumed quickly, then no one has to know, right?

     

    Why squirrel and not rabbit? :)

  9. Posted

    Not really my kind of film but I have seen it. I was at a friend's house and the film was dubbed into Russian, with one very bored sounding Russian guy doing all the voices. I just remember having an argument with my friend about whether Gloria Stuart's character died at the end

     

    One Russian guy....doing all the voices in the movie....did he atleast try to sound feminine for the womens' lines?

     

    I didn't see the movie for years, but in order to help get into a woman's shorts, I gave in and endured the length of the film.

     

     

     

    No it was just one bored sounding guy doing te same voice for all the characters, it was dull but it gave it a surreal edge. I've never seen it since so I don't know if enhanced the film or not. So was the woman worth it then?

     

    That would be kinda creepy, hearing the same voice throughout the movie. I think the movie would be hilarious if every voice was dubbed by Droopy Dog.

     

    She was worth it...my mistake in breaking up with her though, but that was college.

  11. Posted

    To my bros and sisters here...thanks for stepping in. I was holding back and explanation and tirade the likes of which I haven't displayed since my college days.

     

    Have to be honest, in my neck of the woods, we don't have snooker and we don't really know who Paul Hunter is for the most part, but battling cancer at such as age is quite tragic, but whether we send tons of well wishes or balloons of whatever variety, we don't have the power to change the way things are and will be...whatever may happen.

     

    Everything else that's been written in the past several hours...I'm not going to repeat or rephrase anything, I'm in total agreement.

  12. Posted

    Not really my kind of film but I have seen it. I was at a friend's house and the film was dubbed into Russian, with one very bored sounding Russian guy doing all the voices. I just remember having an argument with my friend about whether Gloria Stuart's character died at the end

     

    One Russian guy....doing all the voices in the movie....did he atleast try to sound feminine for the womens' lines?

     

    I didn't see the movie for years, but in order to help get into a woman's shorts, I gave in and endured the length of the film.

     

    When Titanic came out, I would tell people that I could tell them what happens in the movie. People would excitedly ask "oh really, what happens?" like some of them were on pins and needles, wanting to hear some romantic story. "The F'in boat sinks! Duh!"

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    I don't think it's just this crop that's been a disappointment of late, I think we've hit a celebrity death lull in general. Look at DDP's 'Who's Dead So Far...' page. Only 6 people of 200+ have scored (off 3 hits) in the last month.

     

    It's April, flowers are blooming, but I don't see many daisies because there aren't enough people pushing them up!!

  16. Posted

    This site is disgusting. How could anyone want to read this crap. These are people you are sentencing to death, they have families and I don't know how you can sleep at night creating and contributing to such utter heartlessness. You know what they say "what goes around, comes around"

     

    You are all sick.

     

    We're not sentencing anyone to death...people die no matter what we do, it's just part of life. We're all going to die. It's a given that life is a congenital disease with a 100% mortality rate, some of it just accept it better than others, and while we're waiting for our time, pass part of the time by speculating on the final misfortune, or triumph, depending on the person and severity of their suffering.

     

    How can anyone read this you ask???? You read this crap, why don't you tell us why you didn't just turn a blind eye and let us be our happy, sick selves?

     

    While you're reading THIS post...clicking and scrolling using one hand, how about removing the pole from your ass with the other hand.

     

    Why would I want to get involved in a Deathpool? I used to work in a hospital with the elderly, so I've seen my share of people circling the drain, understand that death isn't always a horrible thing and that researching health isn't all that difficult. What's your problem?

     

    Cheers.

  17. Posted

    There are olympic athletes could take BB King's place, that man looks good for 90 if not 100.

     

    I wonder what happens to poor Lucille when BB finally goes unto the void.

     

    I'll enter two guesses, either BB is buried with Lucille or it goes to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

  22. Posted

    David "Young Buck" Brown stands a good chance of getting shot at some point in the near future.

     

    I heard a couple of days ago that they're reopening the case on Biggie Smalls (Notorious B.I.G)

    I always thought Biggie Smalls was just the name of a place where fat people bought their underwear

     

    I have to ask - now that Proof is dead, will he, like Biggie and Tupac, have 5 albums released post-mortem?

  23. Posted

    After they detonate a bomb in D.C. you're going to thank me for listing all of the cabinet secretaries. The survivors will be irradiated and cancerous and will be good pickings for DDP.

     

    Nice thought...I'm sitting in my office about 8 miles from the White House.

  25. Posted

    Great Britain's largest person is 700lbs? You have it good. A couple times a year, we'll have a story here in the states about some 1,000lb person who needs to needs to get to a hospital, but can't get through the door, so emergency services has to knock down a wall of their house and hoist them out using a crane. Welcome to the United States of McDonald's.

     

    I think the dangers of obesity would be best displayed by airing this person's autopsy on television. I want to see that 8lb, black, fatty liver.

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