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Thanks - actually I wasn't thinking for this competition as I don't have any countback hits so the rule change would potentially benefit me - I was thinking for next time if there is another.

Think it has gone through now - thanks - maybe I put a space in your name that isn't actually there.

MMMDP Form Guide #8 John Nettles Did someone say dead? Did someone say Midsummer?

MMMDP Form Guide #6 Olivia Newton John Summer dyin' had me a blast Summer dyin' happened so fast The clue is in the lyrics folks!

Hi Captain Just tried to submit my team but says you are not receiving messages. Cheers, GUN

Hi Wormy - following the meaningless death of The Kingdom Duke we're heading towards another month with no points. So I presume if no point scoring deaths in next 4 days that a) 3 people will go out in May b) We can choose if we continue to remain with the same team OR submit a new team. c) No late penalties for not submitting a new team, just your existing team defaults in. In May if only one player scores points then presumably for June a) 3 people will go out (1 for June plus 2 carried over from May) b) Everyone has to submit a new team. c) Late penalties would apply to all. It strikes me that there is an inconsistency in the rules between a month where there are no deaths where there are no eliminations and a month where there is a hit and people get the same score. In this second situation then past hits come into consideration as the tie breaker. Could this not also apply in a month with no hits? Hence the person entering the round with the highest countback score would know their head was on the block if there were no deaths in the month. This would help to prevent this roll up situation. Cheers, GUN

Good set of pins! Never noticed when she did Strictly.

Wouldn't surprise me if it was Cumbrian dialect - there are whole towns full of them in West Cumbria as you must know Mary

If you got your boxer next it would be a supremely efficient way to win!

As provided by YW elsewhere. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/obituaries/2019/04/24/ken-kercheval-actor-found-fame-jr-ewings-rival-cliff-barnes/ A completely useless hit for me but perhaps more useful for several others who picked him - I note he is not on the list of the deaths that win it for anyone so the game continues.....

No smoke without fire.

True story - the Health & Safety manager at our work was there with her husband last weekend and as they walked round they discussed (saddos!!) all the various obvious fire risks and hazards.

Perhaps now Banks is up there he's such a good keeper we'll never score again?

In the space of 24 hours Manchester have managed to do something Theresa May hasn't managed in 3 years.

Dare I ask - one rasher or two?

Not that it matters to me but I do like to know the rules - does this still apply and if so I'm not sure Reddit hits the spot for Ambrose Schindler?

Maybe Elton is just sitting down and Furnish has his hand in a fist - sure it wouldn't be the first time...………………

Time to add Death List logo stress balls to Merchandise?

Just read This Is Going to Hurt by Adam Kay Educational, disgusting, very funny at times, very sad at others and a frightening insight into what life is truly like in the NHS. I would recommend. Someone told me he appears on the TV now and they don't like him but I wouldn't not read the book simply because of that.

It's a sign of how badly my A team is doing that I was actually disappointed that Heine is in my A team rather than my B team.

Haha I'm a fuckwit!!

Presumably because that's who checks you in at the pearly gates?

On January 23rd 2018!!

Surely that's not appropriate when you're one of the people doing the Squonking!