Grim Up North

I'm taking a punt ramon is Brazilian - all the words in completely the wrong fucking order - I have to try and decipher emails like this at work all the time - they're so proud about their perfect English - how do you tell them it is unintelligible?

2053 and Chuka Umunna shuffles forward towards the despatch box - 'Following my meeting with the EU we now have agreement that means we can now propose that the House votes on the UK Leaves the EU Bill version 264, Amendment 7...' Much jeers and cat calls from across the House. Clarissa Toffinose leaps to her feet 'No Brexit means No Brexit! What about the 8th Referendum result in 2047 where the country CLEARLY gave a mandate to this House to not leave the European Union...........' ETC ETC ET fucking cetera

Remain lost the referendum but has got what they want. It is clear now that the UK will never leave the EU. What that means for our democracy who knows.

Bollox - need a new DDP joker!

Without an FTA we won't leave the EU.

At some point in this process there is going to be a whole load of HATE crystallizing on a single moment in time, whatever happens.

Ahhh sorry all - obviously I misread and answered for Death List. Thanks Joey.

The longest spell without a death on the DDP is the 22 month period between Jill Ireland dying on 17th May 1990 and Jim Joel dying on 23rd March 1992 that included the zero hits year of 1991.

Nothing on BBC half an hour later - this is Robert Mugabe we're talking about - fake news?

Posted here to not affect the thread order but it must be a strange year when the 2018 Advent Avalanche Dead Pool is the 24th most recent Dead Pool with a post on 3rd December - I thought it had been deleted for a second.

You mean Sapde Coloey?

'for now' and 'the fight is not over' don't sound like clear of cancer statements though.

Telling world leaders about climate change in Katowice Must be in top 5 famous people I don't want to die - in fact as I think about it may be top.

Maybe next year - plenty of choices!