Grim Up North

Colombia 2 - 0 Japan Poland 2 -0 Senegal Russia 2 - 2 Egypt

90 + 2 Sweden 1-0 South Korea What. A. Miss. South Korea go direct and Lee Jae-sung flicks the ball into the path of Hwang Hee-chan but the RB Salzburg forward, who is unmarked, eight-yards out heads agonisingly wide. Another prediction near miss - mind you don't think I'll be putting anything other than a Zero beside South Korea's name in next two matches.

I'm hoping the correct spelling is not Tugudforusia! Or Tunilia?

Sweden 1-1 S Korea Belgium 3-1 Panama Tunisia 1-1 England

Oh yessss!!! Best wrong prediction ever.

Serbia 1 - 0 Germany 2-0 Brazil 3-0

France 2 - 1 Australia Argentina 1- 1 Iceland Peru 1-1 Denmark Croatia 1 - 1 Nigeria

Spotted going into hospital early this morning? Apparently had an argument with him on phone last night? Or could this silent killer have dun 'im in?

2-1 Egypt v Uruguay 2-0 Morocco v iran 1-1 Portugal v Spain

Okay my real guess is a thrilling 0-0.

More elder abuse stuff Fucking disgraceful.

Tells Loose Women she tried to get herself sectioned

Russia 214 for 6 at Close of Play having won the toss.

Your group results would lead to Poland v Engurland and Belgium v Colombia

Well before the Tunisia game they will all be shitting themselves and they will all be crap.