Grim Up North

No smoke without fire.

True story - the Health & Safety manager at our work was there with her husband last weekend and as they walked round they discussed (saddos!!) all the various obvious fire risks and hazards.

Perhaps now Banks is up there he's such a good keeper we'll never score again?

In the space of 24 hours Manchester have managed to do something Theresa May hasn't managed in 3 years.

Dare I ask - one rasher or two?

Not that it matters to me but I do like to know the rules - does this still apply and if so I'm not sure Reddit hits the spot for Ambrose Schindler?

Maybe Elton is just sitting down and Furnish has his hand in a fist - sure it wouldn't be the first time...………………

Time to add Death List logo stress balls to Merchandise?

Just read This Is Going to Hurt by Adam Kay Educational, disgusting, very funny at times, very sad at others and a frightening insight into what life is truly like in the NHS. I would recommend. Someone told me he appears on the TV now and they don't like him but I wouldn't not read the book simply because of that.

It's a sign of how badly my A team is doing that I was actually disappointed that Heine is in my A team rather than my B team.

Haha I'm a fuckwit!!

Presumably because that's who checks you in at the pearly gates?

On January 23rd 2018!!

Surely that's not appropriate when you're one of the people doing the Squonking!