Grim Up North

Think God will have a hand in his death.

Italy v China 1 - 1 Netherlands v Japan 2 - 0

Dewayne ‘Lee’ Johnson For anyone like me who picked him for this year here he is talking about his experience - just after 11 mins in someone asks him how he feels now - he’s just started on the Jimmy Carter drug and sounds like he’s now hoping it might cure him when previously incurable. So good news for him.

It wasn't that easy for him first time round.

Spain 0 USA 4 Sweden 1 Canada 1

England 2 Cameroon 1 France 2 Brazil 0

Sorry Paul - can you remind me if the knockout stages are Full Time scores or After Extra Time if there is some? Anyhow I don't think these are going to be draws so Germany 2 - 1 Nigeria Norway 0 - 2 Australia

Probably an unnecessarily honest insight into my life but one Sunday morning whilst having sex my dog came into the bedroom and tried to persuade me to stop by picking a sock up from the floor, swing it round in his mouth and whining whilst standing at the door wagging his tail. We stopped, looked at him and laughed and I couldn't resist saying,'my dog's got my sock, my wife's got my cock'. More laughter and we got back to it. It struck me afterwards that it would have been better from a pure language comedy point of view if I had said 'my dog's got my sock, my bitch's got my cock'. However this might have risked spoiling the moment....

Yep it is now certain that our next Prime Minister is going to be Boris, Gove or Hunt with the main opposition being led by Jeremy Corbyn. As my Belgian colleague would say 'Holy crap'.

Cameroon 1 New Zealand 1 Netherlands 1 Canada 1 Sweden 1 USA 4 Thailand 1 Chile 4

Oh Scotland, Scotland (but that VAR penalty retake shite is bollocks)

Well that would have been a miss in 2016, a miss in 2017, a miss in 2018 and 2019? I presume this is not your application to join the Committee.

Japan 1 England 1 Scotland 2 Argentina 1

Italy 1 Brazil 1 Jamaica 0 Australia 3

China v Spain 1 - 1 South Africa v Germany 0 - 3 South Korea v Norway 1 - 1 Nigeria v France 0 - 4