Grim Up North

If Cinema Paradiso is still unwatched then you should remedy that - it's a beautiful film.

Lost A Head

This comment, in fact the whole poll, would have been better if you could have found an ailing Jill rather than Françoise.

Is Zelensky saying to Boris 'Yes I used to be a clown too but unlike you I left that behind when I got into politics'

He's caught pancreatic cancer off The Queen!

Escalators are dangerous places. My mother in law broke her leg in two places when the woman above her on the escalator in M&S toppled backwards on to her and she had nowhere to go and so was knocked backwards and the woman landed on top of her snapping her leg. The headline would more fairly read 'Impatient Man with Mobility Issues Dies in Escalator Accident After Easy Jet Flight' - the media fuck me off.

Cancer of the Ming - sounds nasty.

The access database doesn't recognise accents (or summat) so every single fucking one of them needs removed at the data entry stage. You're welcome.

Yeah nothing to worry about here - Basseys are Forever

Absolutely although the pact made at the time by Russia, US and UK with Ukraine would very much justify US and UK joining in militarily to help Ukraine. I’m surprised it is not discussed more when they discuss NATO involvement and yet of course nobody is trying to justify an expansion of the war. Any way I’ve strayed off topic - RIP Bruce Kent - sad that he’s died with the world closer to nuclear war than it has been for a long time.

A survivor, until now, of my very first DDP team. Linda Nolan and DJ Casper still going strong though.

Imagine the condition of them both for mistaken identity. Doesn't bear thinking about. Having written these two contrasting instructions I've decided to leave, ludicrous though it is to state 'imagine' and then suggest not thinking about it.

Well I hope this was a random pick and not for health reasons. And congratulations on exceeding the fame threshold Mary - I had no idea we were in the presence of greatness.

Well if I look at the Death List Forums front page it is declaring that Boris Johnson is hot.

It's interesting that tomorrow is the Jubilee. The Queen actually became Queen by virtue of her father dying on 6th February 1952. Her Coronation was on 2nd June 1953. So tomorrow is 69 years since her Coronation or 70 years, 117 days since she became monarch by virtue of being the next heir to the throne. So what is the relevance of 2nd June 2022 or what happened on 2nd June 1952 that makes tomorrow the Platinum Jubilee day?