Grim Up North

That’s bollocks - anyone who knows anything about rugby union knows who Starmer-Smith is. Aside from that out of curiosity how has your friend managed to establish that he is one of the most elite sports quizzers in Britain?

Innovation Idiot He comes on here, probably after some beer, with a stupid idea and verbal diarrhoea, alliterative names and stupid games why don’t you fuck off you stupid prick

I feel irrationally sad about this - isn’t life (and death) strange

Gyles Brandreth is a ubiquitous cunt isn’t he!

Been a bad year for Derek Drapers

And a ginger!

For anyone who has seen The Man with Two Brains she has become the version at the very end of the film.

I don’t honestly think that Arab looking is a useful description either - there’s a lot of them around but take your general point that any language rules that prevent a fast identification are not helpful. 1.92m with appearance of a male (although we don’t know how they identify) with skin of colour and a cuddly body shape and of working age. Thats about as much as you’ll get these days.

Are we sure they’re not singing We Duet?

A death is for life, not just for Christmas.

49 year old woman stayed scene Bit of a stretch to make it a conspiracy. Anyway a banker, a lawyer and a billionaire die when a luxury yacht sinks - there aren’t going to be mass crowds out on the streets throwing roses on the hearses.

Theo Burrell

Crisps with stupid pissing flowery names There are many examples but to demonstrate Old name Beef and Onion New Name Finest Aberdeen Angus Beef in Red Wine with French Challots Also whilst I’m here what the fuck are hand cooked crisps?

You can never escape from yourself and it’s only when you lose control of your own mind that you realise you are never in control at all. Rest in peace Graham.

Knocked 14 seconds off her PB this year which is virtually 3 seconds a lap!