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    I'm quite confused, as I'm sure I've put this nasty specimen into Room 101 before, but I shall do so again ( and yet more times if necessary, to rid the world of the horror). Maybe I wasn't clear before, so I shall be very clear this time.

     

    I would like George Formby to go into Room 101, along with any films he made or that were made of him) , any recordings he made ( or that were made of him ), and all images of him that exist in the world as a whole.

     

    That should do it.

     

    ( If you think I may have left something out, please let me know. I don't think I could take another shock like the one I had listening to 'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue'. Thank you. )

    His lean, mean, fat-reducing grilling machines are crap too.

     

    I think you could mean George Foreman.

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    I heard a rumour today. Henning Berg managed Blackburn. If he was I must of blinked and missed it. That must of only been a couple of months at the most he was in charge. How can he have time to change a team in that short space of time

     

    I guess Rafa will be brickin' it now. He's been there about 4-5 weeks now?

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    Ron has asked me to wish all at the Death List a very Happy Holidays, a very, very Merry Christmas, and a peaceful and healthy New Year for all those on the Death List for 2012 and the new commers for 2013.

     

    He also looks forward to topping the "league" at Christmas again, and enjoying your company - friends and foes - throughout 2013.

     

    Ron hopes to give you all a run for your money again in 2013, at least until 8 August, the 50th anniversary of the Great Train Robbery.

     

    Best wishes from Ron from across the Critical Divide.

    Congratulations to Ronnie for surviving yet another round.

     

    Still a week to go Davy.

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    http://news.sky.com/...l-after-surgery

     

    Thatcher in hospital with a growth on bladder , is it cancerous only time will tell ?

    no I won't

     

    I thought you were the inside man on thatcher ? Can't you slip something into her drink.

     

    Inside Thatcher? What a horrible thought!

     

    One man had to do it at least twice

     

    Twice?

     

    Well she did sire two children

     

    Mark and Carol are twins. So, luckily for Dennis, he may only have been fortunate enough only once.

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    ONCE UPON A TIME IN A MAYAN CITY, SOMEWHERE IN SOUTH AMERICA.

     

    MAYAN CITIZEN: Hello Geoff, how are you getting on with that calendar?

    MAYAN CALENDAR WRITER: Good thanks Bert, I'm up to December 21st 2012 already. Should be at year 3000 next Friday.

    MAYAN CITIZEN: Thats great Geoff, what are you up to just now then?

    ... MAYAN CALENDAR WRITER: I'm just having a 5 minute break, my Nana found this funny plant with pointy leaves in her garden. No one knows what it is so I'm gonna see what its like if you smoke it!

     

    And that is why the Mayan calendar stopped at 21st Dec 2012.

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    Struggling to get even a cryptic hint of who the "Man in his 70s" currently talking to police is. Anyone want to post anything enigmatic?

     

    You know that chap Mark Williams-Thomas who seems to love the sound of his own voice, but did the doc which started all this? He posts on Twitter.

     

    Is all I'm saying for safety.

     

    EDIT - Or you know, Sky...

     

    Producer Ted Beston arrested. BBC link, so I assume safe to talk about him behind his back?

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