Paul Bearer

Talk talk?

I'm sure I've got the 12" version somewhere.

I thought I might be pretty good at this. Guess not.

That could be anything.

He's doing well in the jungle. I reckon he'll go on to win it.

Don't think he quite passes the famousness test then? I'm sure we have a producers thread. A merge is on, methinks.

Famous for what, exactly?

Since radio stations decided to pull “Baby it’s Cold Outside” from their playlists because someone was offended, I feel that these other holiday songs must also be removed as they are offensive as well. Do so immediately. 1. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: subjecting minors to softcore porn and cheating on daddy. 2. The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation 3. Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances 4. White Christmas? Racist 5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you’re sleeping? Knows when you’re awake? Peeping Tom stalker 6. Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you be of good cheer? Forced to hide depression 7. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying 8. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: Forced gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols (GUNS!) for Barney and Ben 9. Santa Baby: Gold digger, blackmail, hooker 10. Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; not a snow woman 11. Do You Hear What I Hear: blatant disregard for the hearing impaired 12. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow 13. Jingle Bell Rock: Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet: animal abuse 14. Mistletoe and Holly: Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day? 15. Winter Wonderland: Parson Brown demanding they get married…forced partnership 16. The Hanukkah song- I'm not Jewish, dont force your religion on others. 17. Grandma got ran over by a reindeer- promotes a hit and run..also I dont want my kid to think theres no such person.. All getting rediculous now

A businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd, buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said! "Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except.....The Magic Penis!" The husband said! "The what'?" The man repeated! "The Magic Penis!" And pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo. The husband laughed, and said! "It looks like a dildo!" The man then pointed to the door and said! "Magic Penis, door!" The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding away at the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much so, that a crack began to form down the middle. Then the man said! "Magic Penis, return to box!" And the penis stopped and returned to the box. The husband bought it and took it home to his wife. After the husband had been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Magic Penis. She undressed, opened the box and said! "Magic Penis, my vagina!" The penis shot to her crotch. It was absolutely incredible. After three mind shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck. Her husband had neglected to tell her how to turn it off so she put her clothes on, got in her car and started for the closest hospital. On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, the woman said! "I haven't had anything to drink officer! You see, I've got this Magic Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me!" The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and replied! "Yeah right.....Magic Penis, my ass!" The rest, as they say, is history...

Only really do the DDP. At present, I'm 201st equal.

Last month we had the BBC Alba team filming at Claggan Park for the 3-3 draw vs Clachnacuddin. Their series "Eorpa" is scheduled tonight at 8.30pm and there should be some FWFC coverage included in the programme alongside other Highlands and Islands sports stories. Check it out on BBC Alba at 8.30pm P.S Lets hope that Sean Grant free kick made the cut

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