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Paul Bearer

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  1. Stolen from another website I frequent

     

    80's group The Buggles have revealed that they will re-release their hit, but it will have a new title of BDO KILLED THE RANGERS FIVE STARS! I've managed to obtain a copy of the lyrics...

     

     

    I heard it on the wireless

    back in February...

    Gers in administration,

    Dearie, dearie me..

    they even asked their fans

    to lend them 50p!!..

     

    Oh-ah, oh!!

     

    They've still to find out if they used an EBT.

    They owe their creditors

    from the west coast to Dundee

    They even made the news upon the BBC

     

    Oh-ah, oh-ah!!

     

    More than once,

    we tried to tell them..

    now they're shitting bricks,

    now you can smell them!!

     

    BDO killed the rangers 5 stars!!..

    BDO killed the rangers 5 stars!!

     

    Hector came and kicked their arse!!

    Duff and Phelps - oh, what a farce!!

    Maybe there's a league on Mars!!

     

    Oh,oh!!..

    Nae merr 5 stars!!

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    So did George Best

     

    And look what happened to him...

     

    Played in midfield for man u , you're not suggesting united are going to make a bid to bring 'the hos' to the reds are you ?

     

    He also played for Fulham, they need all the help they can get these days

     

    Well they are owned by an Egyptian...

     

    Don't you mean Qatari's?

     

    Um, no as I understand it they're still owned by Mohammed al-fayed, who is Egyptian. Sure you're not thinking of Harrods?

     

    Ah yes! That's exactly what I was thinking. (He also played for Hibernian for, I think, one season)


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    So did George Best

     

    And look what happened to him...

     

    Played in midfield for man u , you're not suggesting united are going to make a bid to bring 'the hos' to the reds are you ?

     

    He also played for Fulham, they need all the help they can get these days

     

    Well they are owned by an Egyptian...

     

    Don't you mean Qatari's?


  4. I'm a newbie so havent trailed back to previous posts but am nominating The Rev Ian Paisley(someone has bound to have already mentioned him i sincerly apologise) He was at deaths door a few months back but hasnt been in news recently,a few of us at work are kind of excited that the outspoken cunt is about to pop his clogs.

     

    The news about his health It did not escape our attention.

     

    regards,

    Hein

     

    Don't you mean this thread?


  5. personally, I reckon he was throwing a sickie - wouldn't you if you thought you'd have to sit through that shit on Monday night?

    Let us pray for the Duke of Edinburgh as he fights for his life tonight.I am devastated as someone who has been celebrating this historic weekend. I cannot stop crying nmow

     

    Oh FFS!!!!! It's only a fucking bladder infection. I'm also crying, (with laughter at your pathetic post)

     

    a bladder infection can be fatal in elderly people.it killed pope john paul 2 !

     

    He was outside in the cold and in the pissing rain for a few hours. I'd have a bladder infection if I done that.

     

    He obviously banged the Queen a bit too hard on Sunday night, frequent sexual activity can cause bladder infections. Get in there Phil!

     

    I reckon he might have got done "up the Gary" by one of them sailors,they're all gay in the Navy you know?

    thats what my senile father thought. Probably a preferable thought to having carnal knowledge of her majesty. They were quick to stress that he was on IV antibiotics to dispel the sickie thoughts that Elton John briefly employed.

     

    Interesting split personalities posts from the same IP address. :smiley_f:


  6. Thinking of watching the lord of the rings trilogy and the harry potter movies not really my cup of tea though , can anyone tell me if they are worth watching?

     

    If you like special effects, the 'Lord of the Rings' are the movies too watch. (My favourite one is the second movie in that trilogy)

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