Mr Magoo

Doh!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4365956.stm This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

Sorry to post off topic, but I never got over the lesbian kiss in Brookside oo err!

Does anyone know if Lisa Leeson's breasts are as nice as Anna Friel's? If they are, I would count Nick's Divorce as his worst loss ever.

I thought this was going to go along the lines of: "And the priest said you can have the last chute if you let me have one last shag" Oh well....

I am not sure how old he is, I don't think anyone is. See this rather amusing page: http://www.porridge.org.uk/wildes.html Personally I thought he had died when he he stopped appearing in LOTSW. Down but not out?

I chose my name because I am short sighted and bald and that's what my wife calls me at home.