Youwanticewiththat

Nurse Ratched & Beverley Allitt coming out of retirement for his 'special care', using Harold Shipman's Protocol.

Ahem...Great minds or baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I'll take 22nd May in the sweepstake.

He looks rough for 59 - you'd think someone had a dolly full of pins hidden somewhere....

I'm a bit ambivalent about Grayson Perry - I suspect it's what he wanted.....

The rot starts with Jones.

Aled Jones.

Still prefer him to smarmy Aled 'just back from my sales conference' Jones

Thought the same looking at Diane Abbott last night - her mathematical abilities may be subject to derision at the moment but I do wonder if she has Parkinsons?

Ah all those burning farms have damaged his retinas.

Doesn't look as bad as I thought he would: hold the fries....

Yeah his new 'life' partner is size 0, about 7 feet tall, habitually dressed in black and loves to wield archaic agricultural tools.

Or a D instead of a T.....

You, me & the Unknown Man on tender hooks then Joey..... bona fortuna. 'Tho I will be sad when the Duke goes, who else provides that level of humorous? casual racism (answers on a postcard pls)?

Or me. All the paws n claws will be waiting for them when they hit the firey pit.

Never forget she and El Corbino were an 'item', never forget. I swear she rode Portillo's train too the rampant wench. Pass the sick bucket.

Blue Cross into Room 101 Pronto then. Dogs Trust is the only one I donate to now - chuffing despise the RSPCA too. Feel for you toastie - disgraceful bunch of stunts.

You found it then? Impressive, you're ahead right there. Take a course in plumbing, save yourself some grief in later years.

Ah yes 'a healing of cancer'. Bring on the snake oil and woo-woo juice.

Flushes his wang with Listerine (allegedly). The Green Green Grass doesn't grow under his feet.....Whar's he got in common with Bill 'The Tortoise' Wyman? There before The Hare.

Happy Birthday Joey. I'm a bit scared to send you birthday wishes - Old Father Grim might be a bit busy..... Have a wonderful year.

Wretched situation to be in - my heart goes out to you & especially your daughter.

He really needs an editor with bigger cojones. Poor Peter Capaldi having to sell this drek. How's Russell T Davies' health holding up?

With Moffat's lazy god-awful scripts it's an irrelevance. Can I put Steven Moffat into Room 101 please?

Is that a psychic ability Lardy - or just what you've got to hand?