Youwanticewiththat

Aye but then if the feckers do nowt with the result.... O now don't get me started on wot too many GPs tell their type II diabetic patients.

That's a shocker.

I wonder if that would work with The Black Dog? Assign one of your 'personalities' to be the one with depression and then send it off into the ether so it nae troubles ya anymore. I just wanted to thank you all for your good thoughts (not one of ya thought ask if he was obit-able..tsk..tsk slipping there ). Turns out he has familial hypercholesterolemia - a gene defect - which if the chuffing GP had followed up on when it was flagged up some time ago would in all likelihood meant he'd have dodged the gripper. One to watch out for pooling and yer own personal safety if yer cholesterol looks iffy. England's the only country of the uk which doesn't test for it routinely in peeps with elevated cholesterol... stay healthy kids - if not tip us the wink.

More he's an outlier for the Whipple Procedure but if he's able to get insurance for a tour....Michael Jackson got insurance for a tour... nah keeping him on me list. Hopefully he'll prove a veritable Clive Dunn for me.

Maybe she was truly Loose - beyond what Imodium could remedy.

Ah well now Lardy - the great celestial dumper may have moved on from you - my 53 year husband had a heart attack this morning. Just had emergency stent fitted and more to come. Take care of yourselves kids!

Jill (running out of) Gasgoine. That probably guarantees her (on the Phillips Principle) another year of existence.

Bloody hell Lardy - if only it were just the piss. So sorry to read the cockwang befalling the House of Lardy. P.S. That Cable Car is the work of Satan and his merry imps - I won't even stand under it.

Don't do it Kate, don't do it

Poor you & poor Trevor. Here's to brighter days. (He's not lacing their cuttlebones with anything 'tho is he?)

Depression is great soggy grey soiled pants. Hope you find better treatment (in all senses) Sean.

And, allegedly, two years older than he acknowledges....

Currently no takers for Parsons...

You're not Danny Dyer by any chance *gulps* - if not he's your cousin too

Still no clear winner either - mebbe I should put a poll up.

I can do either 17th or 24th March - thanks for organising this LFN. O wot larks. Are we all going to pretend to have relatives needing care so we can get into Brinsworth?

Superior Gaydar Handy?

There can only be one - Sean Connery.

Hows about we just hop in the DL Time Machine, change the outcome of Farage's plane crash and just make jam from him?

Be Greyworm! To be serious 'tho - very sorry to read yer nads are aching.

Life is the name of the game...o no, wait...it isn't here.

It's what he would have wanted.

Test tubes...petri dishes?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4805932/Paul-O-Grady-62-secretly-marries-ballet-dancer-partner.html Hmm again - begin to think he may not make 2018.

So that's farewell DL then Well done!