Perfect Passing

278. John Wayne

244. Buddy Holly

194 in and repeats are showing up already,! Who's going to do all the checking when up into the 6 figures?

I already had him. On this list, I mean. 193. Rasputin Oh Crap! With apologies, I don't think I'm going to be very good at this, as I just cannot be arsed to read though the entire thread. I'm slowing you all down! Please please go on without me!!!!

193. Elvis Aaron Presley

30. Ronald Reagan

19. Jimmy Hendrix

Slightly off topic......... Our very own Paul Bearer will be inducted into the 2014 WWE Hall of Fame http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1980207-paul-bearer-to-be-inducted-into-2014-wwe-hall-of-fame-class

A YORKSHIRE LOVE STORY An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With laboured breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon the kitchen table, were literally hundreds of his favourite scones. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted Yorkshire wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in rumpled posture. His aged and withered hand trembled towards a scone at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked by his wife with a wooden spoon ...... ‘Bugger off!’, she said 'they're for the funeral.'

Very Funny Doc, however, "1997 was 17 years ago now" One straight from when the lottery was launched back in 1994 I guess? LOL

Vera Lynn to release new album at 97! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-26653003

I'm 39 and hurtling towards the big Four-Zero, married with a 15 year old daughter and the complete opposite to TE, just had a vasectomy!! And yes it really did hurt, it's like been kicked in the balls... twice...then a nice little infection as an added extra. I hope that when you do have kids TE you enjoy them whilst they are young, because when they hit them teenage years, they can be little shits! Hence, me having the snip to avoid making the same mistake twice.

If he did Doc? It took 69 years to kick in!

http://www.deathlist...ndpost&p=202500 Apologies Yeah, I should have looked there! But, quite frankly, I couldn't be arsed !! So, one for the "end of year reviewers".

US Navy veteran in iconic WW2 kissing photo dies. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-26588030

A small zoo in Barnsley acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in season and to make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Albert Tobytyke, a local lad & part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Albert, like many Barnsley blokes, felt he had ample ability to satisfy any female. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution, so Albert was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for £500? Albert showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions: 1. "First up", Albert said, "No kissin’ on’t lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition. 2. "Secund", he said, "Tha’ can’t ever tell anybody abaht this." The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition. 3. "Thurd", Albert said, "Ah want all’t bairns raised as Barnsley fans." Once again it was agreed. 4. "And last of all", Albert stated, "Tha’s got to gi me another week to come up wi’ 500 quid”

Gone for Mrs Bush, because I'm hoping that will start a domino effect on her husband and then her son.

Regardless of how they cope with the recurrence, everything will be alright....if his heart goes on...... I'll get my coat...............

Ted asked, "Now that you're older and retired, do you still have a job?" Bob replied, "Yes, I'm my wife's sexual advisor." Somewhat shocked, he asked, "I beg your pardon, what do you mean by that?" "Very simple. My wife said that when she needs or wants my f**king advice, she'll ask me for it."

A man received the following text from his neighbour: I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again. The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in: Damned autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".

I was in a pub in Barnsley last Satdy neet, when this really unbelievably ugly woman came up to me, squeezed me bum and said, "Give us tha number, sexy." I replied "Has tha got a pen?" She smiled and said "Yes." I replied, "Well tha'd better get back to it, afore t'farmer notices tha's missin."

Paddy was waiting at the bus stop with his mate when a lorry went by loaded up with rolls of turf. Paddy said, “I gonna do that when I win the lottery”. What's dat ?”, said his mate. “Send me lawn away to be cut”, said Paddy.

The teacher asked her class to write down on a piece of paper the type of work their daddies did. The children, very excitedly, scribbled their answers. One by one, the teacher asked each child to stand and describe the job. There was much laughter and screaming, that is apart from little Tommy. “Tommy, why do you look so sad?” asked the teacher. Tommy slowly rose to his feet, and replied: “My Dad’s a stripper in a gay bar.” The other children remained silent, as Tommy continued. “Sometimes, he doesn’t come home, and my Mummy sits crying. Sometimes, he sells his body for other men’s pleasure.” There were gasps around the classroom. The teacher acted quickly and dismissed the children, telling them to go out and play. She then walked up to little Tommy, put her arm around his shoulders, and asked: “Is all that true, Tommy?” “No, not at all Miss. He really plays cricket for England, but I was too embarrassed to say.”

A Man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there'..... And indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants'... After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. It read: 'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the wine back.'

Former Major League manager Jim Fregosi dies at 71. He spent 53 seasons in professional baseball. http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/10454930/former-major-league-manager-jim-fregosi-71-dies