Yogi Bear

Welcome aboard , glad we got that sorted out, now for the serious stuff, do you have any biscuits in your pockets................................ hoping

Auntie Dorothy, as CA is such a woof person .

Dear Mr. Scream, I'd be more than happy to look after your guide dog for you while you are 'entertaining' Ms. Winehouse. Yogi

Happy Birthday Handrejka, I send you lots of doggy kisses and perhaps you could save me some cake????? I found this for you. xxx

Perhaps the farmers should invest in more of my brethren, we are bred to guard sheep against wolves and bears, mind you the only bears I have come across are jelly bears .

Haste ye back Captain and say 'woof' to my fellow country dogs if you meet any .

Magpies I was happily chewing a bone in my front garden this afternoon when 2 of the buggers decided to land on the grass and spend the next couple of hours watching me closely, they walked circles round me checking I was still eating, then I went into my domain for my dinner, they decided to help themselves, fortunately I eat quickly and was back out in time to chase them off before they ate too much, still it was my snack and I don't appreciate the cheeky gits helping themselves . Perhaps you lot could persuade the powers that be to outlaw Magpies??

Many thanks for all the Birthday greetings, more than I got from my humans, not even a chorus of Happy Birthday . I got salmon tonight nap and some of scsi's chips so you were right about the fish supper . What a brilliant picture Captain Oates, I often do that to humans who come to visit, they love having a 10 1/2 stone dog sitting on their lap, and no Bald Rick if they were even thinking about doing what you were suggesting I can handle it, I don't have 3 1/2inch eye teeth for nothing, anyway I'm more likely to be trying to do that to them . The stiltwalking dog is brilliant Bou, what some dogs will do to get noticed, I'll leave the stiltwalking to my humans although I know they have never actually done any. Anyway time to go back to eating a pigs ear, thanks again for the support and are any of you prepared to adopt me and keep me in the style to which I should be living? (preferably someone with a fish farm would be nice).

Happy Birthday to my human, now down to important business, you came home from a restaurant with a 'doggie bag' 2 hours ago, I would just like to ask, when is the 'doggie' going to get this bag of delights? I've been sitting patiently waiting in the kitchen for 2 fecking hours, the smell of lamb and chicken is driving me nuts! Come on feed me!! Much more of this torture and I will have to throw you out

I got in here Lady Die while my humans were in the chat, Happy Birthday, I hope you are lucky enough to get some fish like I get on my birthday, you have been the biggest champion of my rights, perhaps if I had been yours I woudn't have lost my ...furry round things!

Nope I'm still alive, who's boo boo anyway? Being of the canine variety I have a very short memory unless food is involved.......what's your name again?

I would like to nominate Banshees Scream as the lyricist Frontman? If you merged The Captain's avatar with Hein's, you'd end up with something resembling Pete Doherty. I could be band security, keep the groupies away and all that You'd only get all over excited and hump the groupies legs. That's the general idea TF, but it wouldn't be their legs, I stand nearly 6 feet tall on my back paws so can do much better than legs

I would like to nominate Banshees Scream as the lyricist Frontman? If you merged The Captain's avatar with Hein's, you'd end up with something resembling Pete Doherty. I could be band security, keep the groupies away and all that

I never get a chance to bring in prizes to my humans, they take them out of my mouth before I eat them. But I like watching those other strage creatures "Tree Rabbits" but my humans call them Squirrels....I think humans are the strangest creatures of all. Ohh I hear one coming..I need to run !!!

Thank you Lady Die, I get to use the computer only when my humans are sleeping!! I never got to see your reply the other day, my question was deleted when the thread went, I will try and point my nose at your answer next time my humans are on, sounds great to me. What are cats? are they those funny furry things I ignore in the garden? or the feathered things I love to chase that fly?