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Mon 14 Aug 53 Britney Spears - Toxic 44 Gorillaz - Dare 37 Stereophonics - Dakota 37 Sugababes - Push the Button 36 Natasha Bedingfield - These Words 36 Madonna - Hung Up 34 Tony Christie ft Peter Kay — (Is This The Way To) Amarillo 33 The Shapeshifters - Lola’s Theme +4 33 U2 - Sometimes You Can’t Make It On Your Own 31 James Blunt - You’re Beautiful 31 Usher ft. Lil’ Jon & Ludacris - Yeah! 30 Britney Spears - Everytime 24 McFly - Five Colours in Her Hair 23 Arctic Monkeys - I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor 22 LMC vs U2 - Take Me to the Clouds Above 22 The Pussycat Dolls - Stickwitu 21 Mario Winans ft. Enya & P. Diddy - I Don’t Wanna Know 21 Nizlopi - JCB Song 20 Oasis - Lyla  20 Nelly - My Place/Flap Your Wings  20 Girls Aloud - I’ll Stand by You  20 Akon - Lonely 20 2Pac ft. Elton John - Ghetto Gospel -6 18 Usher - Burn  18 McFly - Obviously 18 Robbie Williams - Radio  17 Eric Prydz - Call on Me 17 Jennifer Lopez - Get Right 17 Brian McFadden - Real to Me  16 The Streets - Dry Your Eyes 15 Nelly ft. Tim McGraw - Over and Over 14 McFly - I’ll Be OK 14 McFly - All About You/You’ve Got a Friend 14 Eminem - Like Toy Soldiers  13 Elvis Presley - It’s Now Or Never 13 Elvis Presley - Jailhouse Rock 13 Busted - Who’s David?  12 Steve Brookstein - Against All Odds 11 U2 - Vertigo 10 Oasis - The Importance of Being Idle 

14/8/2023 63 Kim Wilde — Kids In America 61 Phil Collins — In The Air Tonight 51 Ultravox — Vienna 48 Lipps Inc — Funkytown 42 Stevie Wonder — Masterblaster (Jammin') 39 Diana Ross — Upside Down 27 Hot Chocolate — No Doubt About It -6 19 Paul McCartney — Coming Up 21 Ennio Morricone — Chi Mai +4 17 Whispers — And The Beat Goes On

13/8/2023 44 Britney Spears - Toxic +4 41 Gorillaz - Dare 36 Stereophonics - Dakota 34 Madonna - Hung Up 32 Natasha Bedingfield - These Words 30 Sugababes - Push the Button 30 James Blunt - You’re Beautiful 30 Tony Christie ft Peter Kay — (Is This The Way To) Amarillo 29 Usher ft. Lil’ Jon & Ludacris - Yeah! 29 The Shapeshifters - Lola’s Theme 29 U2 - Sometimes You Can’t Make It On Your Own 24 Britney Spears - Everytime 24 McFly - Five Colours in Her Hair 24 2Pac ft. Elton John - Ghetto Gospel -6 23 Arctic Monkeys - I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor 22 LMC vs U2 - Take Me to the Clouds Above 22 Nizlopi - JCB Song 21 The Pussycat Dolls - Stickwitu 21 Mario Winans ft. Enya & P. Diddy - I Don’t Wanna Know 20 Oasis - Lyla  20 Elvis Presley - It’s Now Or Never 20 Nelly - My Place/Flap Your Wings  20 Brian McFadden - Real to Me  20 Girls Aloud - I’ll Stand by You  20 Akon - Lonely 20 Eminem - Like Toy Soldiers 19 Jennifer Lopez - Get Right  19 Busted - Who’s David?  18 Usher - Burn  18 McFly - Obviously 18 Robbie Williams - Radio  18 The Pussycat Dolls ft. Busta Rhymes - Don’t Cha 18 Steve Brookstein - Against All Odds 17 Eric Prydz - Call on Me 16 The Streets - Dry Your Eyes 16 Ja Rule ft. R. Kelly & Ashanti - Wonderful 15 U2 - Vertigo 15 Nelly ft. Tim McGraw - Over and Over 14 McFly - I’ll Be OK 14 McFly - All About You/You’ve Got a Friend 12 Oasis - The Importance of Being Idle  12 Elvis Presley - One Night/I Got Stung 10 Elvis Presley - Jailhouse Rock 10 3 of a kind — Babycakes

13/8/23 56 Kim Wilde — Kids In America 53 Phil Collins — In The Air Tonight 51 Ultravox — Vienna 42 Lipps Inc — Funkytown 41 Diana Ross — Upside Down 34 Hot Chocolate — No Doubt About It 34 Stevie Wonder — Masterblaster (Jammin') 29 Whispers — And The Beat Goes On 28 Ennio Morricone — Chi Mai 20 Paul McCartney — Coming Up 15 Adam And The Ants — Ant Music -6 14 Altered Images — Happy Birthday +4 13 Randy Crawford — One Day I’ll Fly Away

More like urinal cakes, amirite.

august 12 56 Kim Wilde — Kids In America 53 Phil Collins — In The Air Tonight 45 Ultravox — Vienna 38 Lipps Inc — Funkytown 35 Hot Chocolate — No Doubt About It 33 Diana Ross — Upside Down 32 Whispers — And The Beat Goes On 30 Stevie Wonder — Masterblaster (Jammin') 28 Ennio Morricone — Chi Mai 26 Paul McCartney — Coming Up 26 Randy Crawford — One Day I’ll Fly Away 19 Altered Images — Happy Birthday +4 17 Adam And The Ants — Ant Music -6 15 Liquid Gold — Dance Yourself Dizzy 07 Ottawan — D.I.S.C.O. The goobers voting down Altered Images over most of that list need to have a good long look at themselves.

august 12th 40 Britney Spears - Toxic 39 Gorillaz - Dare 36 Sugababes - Push the Button 31 Stereophonics - Dakota 30 Natasha Bedingfield - These Words 29 The Shapeshifters - Lola’s Theme +4 29 U2 - Sometimes You Can’t Make It On Your Own 28 Madonna - Hung Up 27 Usher ft. Lil’ Jon & Ludacris - Yeah! 27 James Blunt - You’re Beautiful 26 2Pac ft. Elton John - Ghetto Gospel 26 Arctic Monkeys - I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor 24 Nizlopi - JCB Song 24 McFly - Five Colours in Her Hair 24 Eminem - Like Toy Soldiers 23 Eric Prydz - Call on Me 22 LMC vs U2 - Take Me to the Clouds Above 22 Tony Christie ft. Peter Kay - (Is This The Way To) Amarillo 22 Britney Spears - Everytime -6 21 The Pussycat Dolls - Stickwitu 21 Mario Winans ft. Enya & P. Diddy - I Don’t Wanna Know 20 Busted - Who’s David?  20 Elvis Presley - It’s Now Or Never 20 Nelly - My Place/Flap Your Wings  20 Brian McFadden - Real to Me  20 Girls Aloud - I’ll Stand by You 20 Steve Brookstein - Against All Odds  20 Akon - Lonely 19 Jennifer Lopez - Get Right  18 Oasis - Lyla  18 Usher - Burn  18 McFly - Obviously 18 Robbie Williams - Radio 18 McFly - I’ll Be OK 18 McFly - All About You/You’ve Got a Friend 18 The Pussycat Dolls ft. Busta Rhymes - Don’t Cha 17 Nelly ft. Tim McGraw - Over and Over 17 Ciara ft. Petey Pablo - Goodies 16 The Streets - Dry Your Eyes 16 Ja Rule ft. R. Kelly & Ashanti - Wonderful 16 3 of a Kind - Babycakes 15 U2 - Vertigo 14 Oasis - The Importance of Being Idle  14 Elvis Presley - One Night/I Got Stung  13 Elvis Presley - Jailhouse Rock Toxic is a classic pop track but Britter's other shite is straight down the dumper. FACT: Toxic was co-written by Cathy Dennis and was turned down by Kylie Minogue, the silly sausage. Can you imagine??

11/8/2023 41 Phil Collins — In The Air Tonight 37 Ultravox — Vienna 33 Diana Ross — Upside Down 33 Kim Wilde — Kids In America 31 Lipps Inc — Funkytown 29 Altered Images — Happy Birthday +4 28 Stevie Wonder — Masterblaster (Jammin') 28 Randy Crawford — One Day I'll Fly Away 28 Hot Chocolate — No Doubt About It 24 Whispers — And The Beat Goes On 24 Ottawan — D.I.S.C.O. 22 Adam And The Ants — Ant Music 21 Paul McCartney — Coming Up 20 Leo Sayer — More Than I Can Say 20 Ennio Morricone — Chi Mai 20 Shakin' Stevens — You Drive Me Crazy 18 Stevie Wonder — Happy Birthday 18 Royal Philharmonic Orchestra — Hooked On Classics 14 Kate Robbins And Beyond — More Than In Love 14 Liquid Gold — Dance Yourself Dizzy 14 Adam And The Ants — Kings Of The Wild Frontier -6 11 The Police — Invisible Sun

11/8/2023 35 Gorillaz- Dare 29 Britney Spears - Toxic 28 Natasha Bedingfield - These Words 28 Madonna - Hung Up 27 Sugababes- Push the Button 27 Stereophonics - Dakota 26 3 of a Kind - Babycakes 25 The Shapeshifters- Lola’s Theme +4 25 Arctic Monkeys - I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor 25 U2 - Sometimes You Can’t Make It On Your Own 25 James Blunt - You’re Beautiful 24 LMC vs U2- Take Me to the Clouds Above 24 Eminem- Like Toy Soldiers  24 2Pac ft. Elton John- Ghetto Gospel 24 Britney Spears- Everytime 24 Usher ft. Lil’ Jon & Ludacris- Yeah! 22 McFly - Five Colours in Her Hair 22 Tony Christie ft. Peter Kay- (Is This The Way To) Amarillo 21 Eric Prydz - Call on Me 21 Mario Winans ft. Enya & P. Diddy- I Don’t Wanna Know 21 Ciara ft. Petey Pablo- Goodies 20 Michelle McManus - All This Time 20 Busted - Who’s David?  20 Usher - Burn  20 Nelly - My Place/Flap Your Wings 20 Brian McFadden - Real to Me  20 Robbie Williams - Radio  20 Ja Rule ft. R. Kelly & Ashanti- Wonderful 20 Girls Aloud - I’ll Stand by You 20 Steve Brookstein - Against All Odds 20 Elvis Presley - It’s Now or Never 20 Jennifer Lopez- Get Right  20 Akon - Lonely 19 U2 - Vertigo 18 McFly - Obviously 18 McFly - I’ll Be OK 18 McFly - All About You/You’ve Got a Friend 18 Nizlopi - JCB Song 17 Nelly ft. Tim McGraw- Over and Over 17 Sam & Mark- With a Little Help from My Friends 17 Elvis Presley- Jailhouse Rock 17 The Pussycat Dolls - Stickwitu 16 The Streets- Dry Your Eyes 16 Busted - Thunderbirds Are Go/3AM 16 Oasis - The Importance of Being Idle 16 Elvis Presley - One Night/I Got Stung 14 Oasis - Lyla -6 12 Eminem - Just Lose It 10 Band Aid 20 - Do They Know It’s Christmas? 10 Peter Andre ft. Bubbler Ranx - Mysterious Girl 10 The Pussycat Dolls ft. Busta Rhymes - Don’t Cha 09 Eamon - Fuck It 09 Frankee - F.U.R.B.

Thu 10 Aug 31 Gorillaz- Dare 29 Britney Spears - Toxic +2 25 Stereophonics- Dakota +2 25 U2- Vertigo 24 2Pac ft. Elton John- Ghetto Gospel 24 James Blunt- You’re Beautiful 24 Natasha Bedingfield- These Words 23 Madonna- Hung Up 23 U2- Sometimes You Can’t Make It On Your Own 23 Elvis Presley- Jailhouse Rock 22 3 of a Kind- Babycakes 22 Usher ft. Lil’ Jon & Ludacris- Yeah! 21 Tony Christie ft. Peter Kay- (Is This The Way To) Amarillo 21 Eric Prydz- Call on Me 21 Arctic Monkeys- I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor 21 Sugababes- Push the Button 21 Mario Winans ft. Enya & P. Diddy- I Don’t Wanna Know 20 Michelle McManus- All This Time 20 LMC vs U2- Take Me to the Clouds Above 20 Sam & Mark- With a Little Help from My Friends 20 Busted- Who’s David? 20 Peter Andre ft. Bubbler Ranx- Mysterious Girl 20 McFly- Five Colours in Her Hair 20 Britney Spears- Everytime 20 McFly- Obviously 20 Usher- Burn 20 The Shapeshifters- Lola’s Theme 20 Busted- Thunderbirds Are Go/3AM 20 Nelly- My Place/Flap Your Wings 20 Brian McFadden- Real to Me 20 Robbie Williams- Radio 20 Ja Rule ft. R. Kelly & Ashanti- Wonderful 20 Girls Aloud- I’ll Stand by You 20 Steve Brookstein- Against All Odds 20 Ciara ft. Petey Pablo- Goodies 20 Elvis Presley- It’s Now or Never 20 Eminem- Like Toy Soldiers 20 Jennifer Lopez- Get Right 20 Nelly ft. Tim McGraw- Over and Over 20 McFly- All About You/You’ve Got a Friend 20 Akon- Lonely 20 Oasis- Lyla  20 McFly- I’ll Be OK 20 Nizlopi- JCB Song 18 Oasis- The Importance of Being Idle 18 Elvis Presley- One Night/I Got Stung 17 Eamon- Fuck It 17 Frankee- F.U.R.B.  16 The Pussycat Dolls- Stickwitu 16 The Streets- Dry Your Eyes -6 14 The Pussycat Dolls ft. Busta Rhymes- Don’t Cha 14 Band Aid 20- Do They Know It’s Christmas? 14 Eminem- Just Lose It 12 Westlife- You Raise Me Up 8 DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide

Thu 10 Aug 25 Ultravox — Vienna 25 Laurie Anderson — O Superman 24 Kim Wilde — Kids In America 24 Randy Crawford — One Day I'll Fly Away 24 Stevie Wonder — Masterblaster (Jammin') 23 Phil Collins — In The Air Tonight 22 Lipps Inc — Funkytown 22 Diana Ross — Upside Down 21 Royal Philharmonic Orchestra — Hooked On Classics 21 Paul McCartney — Coming Up 20 Billy Preston And Syreet — With You I’m Born Again 20 Whispers — And The Beat Goes On 20 Liquid Gold — Dance Yourself Dizzy 20 Hot Chocolate — No Doubt About It 20 Leo Sayer — More Than I Can Say 20 Ottowan — D.I.S.C.O. 20 Adam And The Ants — Ant Music 20 Adam And The Ants — Kings Of The Wild Frontier 20 Ennio Morricone — Chi Mai 20 Shakin' Stevens — You Drive Me Crazy 20 Stevie Wonder — Happy Birthday 20 The Police — Invisible Sun 19 Altered Images — Happy Birthday +4 19 Kate Robbins And Beyond — More Than In Love 17 Starsound — Stars On 45 15 Starsound — Stars On 45 Vol. 2 14 Status Quo — What You're Proposing 14 John And Yoko & The Plastic Ono Band With The Harlem Community Choir — Happy Xmas (War Is Over) -6 08 Cliff Richard — Daddy's Home 06 Tweets — The Birdie Song

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August 10 70 t.A.T.u. - All The Things She Said 45 Aaliyah — More Than a Woman 40 Elvis vs JXL - A Little Less Conversation 37 Evanescence — Bring Me To Life 28 Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z - Crazy in Love +4 11 Pink — Just Like A Pill -6

August 10th 25 Sparks — This Town Ain’t Big Enough For Both Of Us 23 Queen — Somebody To Love +4 17 Elton John - Rocket Man 11 Queen — Killer Queen -6

9th August 64 t.A.T.u. - All The Things She Said 51 Aaliyah — More Than a Woman 52 Evanescence— Bring Me To Life 42 Elvis vs JXL - A Little Less Conversation 22 Pink — Just Like A Pill -6 18 Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z - Crazy in Love +4 @theoldlady I have corrected @Great Uncle Bulgaria scores within my voting

09/08/23 32 Sparks — This Town Ain’t Big Enough For Both Of Us 28 Queen — Somebody To Love +4 17 Elton John — Rocket Man -6 13 Queen — Killer Queen

8/8/2023 59 t.A.T.u. - All The Things She Said 55 Elvis vs JXL - A Little Less Conversation 49 Aaliyah — More Than a Woman 49 Evanescence— Bring Me To Life 33 Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z - Crazy in Love +4 23 Pink — Just Like A Pill  22 Sugababes - Freak Like Me -6 07 Nelly ft. Kelly Rowland - Dilemma

8/8/2023 37 Sparks — This Town Ain’t Big Enough For Both Of Us 34 Queen — Somebody To Love 32 Queen — Killer Queen 18 David Bowie — The Jean Genie +4 17 Elton John— Rocket Man -6

8/7/2023 56 t.A.T.u. - All The Things She Said 51 Elvis vs JXL - A Little Less Conversation 49 Aaliyah - More Than a  Woman 47 Evanescence — Bring Me To Life -6 40 Sugababes - Freak Like Me 36 Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z - Crazy in Love +4 22 Kylie Minogue - Slow 19 Pink - Just Like a Pill 15 Nelly ft. Kelly Rowland - Dilemma

I can only blame my hangover. Sorry.

8/7/2023 45 Sparks — This Town Ain’t Big Enough For Both Of Us 41 Queen — Somebody To Love 40 Queen — Killer Queen 30 David Bowie — The Jean Genie +4 28 Elton John — Rocket Man -6

6/8/2023 54 t.A.T.u. - All The Things She Said 51 Sugababes - Freak Like Me 49 Evanescence — Bring Me To Life 48 Elvis vs JXL - A Little Less Conversation 39 Aaliyah - More Than a Woman 35 Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z - Crazy in Love +4 28 Kylie Minogue - Slow 25 Nelly ft. Kelly Rowland - Dilemma 21 Pink - Just Like a Pill 17 Liberty X - Just a Little 16 Christina Aguilera — Beautiful -6 09 Michael Andrews ft. Gary Jules - Mad World Fighting a losing battle with Liberty X, time to reluctantly let nature take its course.

6/8/2023 47 Sparks — This Town Ain’t Big Enough For Both Of Us 42 Queen — Somebody To Love 42 David Bowie — The Jean Genie 31 Queen — Killer Queen -6 25 Elton John — Rocket Man 24 Sweet — Ballroom Blitz +4 15 T. Rex — Ride A White Swan 14 Stevie Wonder — Sir Duke

5/8/2023 55 t.A.T.u. - All The Things She Said 49 Evanescence — Bring Me To Life 49 Aaliyah - More Than a Woman 47 Sugababes - Freak Like Me 40 Elvis vs JXL - A Little Less Conversation 30 Kylie Minogue - Slow -6 29 Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z - Crazy in Love 27 Liberty X - Just a Little +4 24 Pink - Just Like a Pill  23 Nelly ft. Kelly Rowland - Dilemma 22 Christina Aguilera — Beautiful 21 Michael Andrews ft. Gary Jules - Mad World 15 Sugababes - Hole in the Head