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  11. Posted

    I think he was murdered by badger hunt supporters to help get the gassing approved! :lol:

    Sounds plausible on the face of it, but you must ask yourself: is it in the interest of badger hunters to have badger gassing approved? Surely that would ruin their "sport". If this Gordon Ramsay look alike (if indeed he exists) was found dead in a badger set, it's quite possible there was no connection with badgers other than they can create holes in fields large enough to stuff the body of a dwarf. Did Mr Foster crawl in to the hole or was his body placed there?

     

     

    Hang on... who on earth buys, rents or downloads a porn movie with a dwarf lookylikey Gordon Ramsay as the star? Does he say "oh for fucks sake!" all the way through it?

    A long time ago I went to a sex show in Hamburg with the city's chief of police and one thing I remember about it was a dwarf on stage with a long wooden spoon, so there must be a market for that kind of thing. The dwarf, I should say, looked nothing like Gordon Ramsay although he did have a passing resemblance to Eurotrash presenter Antoine de Caunes.

  12. Posted

    I think he was murdered by badger hunt supporters to help get the gassing approved! :lol:

    Sounds plausible on the face of it, but you must ask yourself: is it in the interest of badger hunters to have badger gassing approved? Surely that would ruin their "sport". If this Gordon Ramsay look alike (if indeed he exists) was found dead in a badger set, it's quite possible there was no connection with badgers other than they can create holes in fields large enough to stuff the body of a dwarf. Did Mr Foster crawl in to the hole or was his body placed there?

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    Looks like there have been developments. Some reports now are saying the Gordon Ramsay lookalike porn star dwarf was found partially eaten. But some commentators remain cynical..

     

    The picture of the "incident" tent just doesn't ring true. Are we really to believe that the ministry would be equipped with a mini incident tent to be deployed only for the discovery of dwarfs and/or badgers? Also, to my knowledge the gassing programme has yet to be approved. I suspect this is just another one of those time-wasting Elvis on the Moon stories.

  15. Posted

    Ahm...Gordon Ramsey's, dwarf, porn-star, look-a-like has been found dead in a badger den in South Wales... :) - didn't know one existed, however not surprised that one does, rule 34 and all that.

    Wrong place, wrong time. It could happen to anyone.

     

     

    So basically this dwarf porn star (who happens to be Gordon Ramsey's mini stunt double) hid in a badger's den anticipating a gassing by the Ministry. You couldn't make it up!! Unless you are some sleezy gin soaked hack working for the Sunday Sport

    Forgive my ignorance but what is this Sunday Sport of which you type? :lol: did the Heraldsun get something wrong?

    I think the suggestion is that because the story sources the Sunday Sun (is this a first?) there may be elements of it (i.e all of it) that may not be true. But does this matter and what is truth after all? It's a truth universally acknowledged that dwarfs should not enter badger sets when it's gassing time. The Gordon Ramsay likeness may be an irrelevance. But lets not stray too far from the facts (or the facts as they are presented here). The story doesn't say the dwarf was Ramsay's stunt double but that he was a porn star lookalike of Ramsay. I assume this means he earned his crust making porn films where he played a Gordon Ramsay character (is the cook fuck a popular porn genre?).

     

    Beyond the whole story, a few other details don't quite stack up. How did Ministry of Agriculture officials get in to the badgers' set? Were they dwarfs too? And why would anyone want to buy a diamond-encrusted soda stream? If one exists (which I doubt) I would be very surprised if it was encrusted with genuine diamonds. A good sub editor should pick up this stuff.

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    There's been some Brinsworth discussion over the past six months I'm sure... mainly as to whether or not Bob Holness is currently a resident, and whether whoever's running the DDP at the time will put any effort into his obituary or just go with "Can I have an RIP please Bob?" instead.

    If Brinsworth were to open a Twitter account and tweet the various comings and goings it could save us a lot of trouble.

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