Dr. Zorders

*quietly prays* Dear god, please let all 48 remaining candidates survive the next 2 days Thanks.

Head of the US pacific railroad? Bit optimistic of them to expect a UK obit there.

Why are you asking us? You fucking live there, go do something about it.

It'll be the usual fish in batter and frozen Mars Bars at the funeral, then? Why not? Maybe then one of the mourners will drop dead and they'll see if they can get a BOGOF offer on the funeral?

Because....... it's related to Germany? It all is, really. Don't forget how many World Wars they started. Two (so far).

No England scored a third goal not Germany. I know you were a bit confused at the time 'cause you just reached the Scottish minimum drinking age of 1 day in the womb and you were indulging greatly. But that's what happened.

You're right. It should have been only 3-2.

Wow... 106. He must have had an English cook.

Erm, I don't think he's actually a Royal but w/e. Happy to be corrected. Actually I don't give a flying fuck if I'm corrected or not, the Royal family are a bunch of dull tossers who were all probably rooting for Germany back in 1966.

He's dead. Just came up on BBC news channel.

When they told him the news he said.... "no, no, no". (p.s. I don't watch WWE, but I just had to have that one)

I think I've vaguely heard of him. What's the Zambian equivalent of "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL"?

The final furlong.

Bugger. He was on the subs bench for my Toast of the Turf team. By the way, could a mod sort out the ungrammatical and misspelt thread title, please? And it's Clare Balding, not Claire, but I can't see that she warrants a thread to herself anyway. Just call it Horse Racing Personalities, or summat similar. Or Sods of Turf. How about; The Grandaddy National How about: Horse Racing: The Going.

Well at least then they would actually have a hope.

And Janet Gray Hayes, first female mayor of San Jose, has died aged 87. According to Wikipedia she was the first female mayor of a "major" US city. You would think the owner of that statistic would have a longer article on there, but hey... she don't. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janet_Gray_Hayes

I just googled Jonathan Kleck and the third result down was a thread asking whether he is an agent of the illuminati.....

Who the hell spots this stuff? I'm not saying it's not fun to read, but jesus....

Now he's being sued by a motorcyclist who alleges Schumi knocked him off his bike in November, a few weeks before his skiing accident.... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2609429/Michael-Schumacher-SUED-causing-motorbike-crash-Spain-ski-accident-despite-coma.html

How nice for you that you're 47 and yet your grandfather is still alive to tell you jokes like that over Facebook.

Whew, that's good news, Guest_Guest says I'm funny. I was sweating over that one.

He Win Tin and never came out.

Jesus. We need to open a whole new thread for Americans! Operation Yank-tree maybe?

Yeah that was it. I wasn't too far off.