Dr. Zorders

Brucie quits Strictly. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2597033/Sir-Bruce-Forsyth-quits-Strictly-Come-Dancing-fronting-decade.html

Seriously, I checked the BBC and didn't see his name so I thought that they were taking the piss. As you may guess I am not the sort of person who follows the line up of festivals as the prospect of spending a rainy weekend up to my armpits in mud with a bunch of zonked out hippies does not appeal. However Suzanne Vega is playing.... I understand completely. I had to quickly Google it to check if it was true after you complained about it. I share your extreme indifference to Glastonbury and most of the other festivals too. Guests need to be told to post links when possible, unless they're merely breaking something that will become huge news very soon, and also they need to be told to tell us just who the hell they are talking about instead of just assuming we've all heard of Benedict "Kangaroo Strangler" McPherson, New South Wales's most infamous poacher.

Ooh fuck.... sorry pal. Didn't realise! I swear I thought I saw a few names on your list that were also on mine. Obviously they weren't Tony Benn and Ariel Sharon then. As for DL........ I strongly suspect there will be a big summer purge. Don't ask me why. And even if there isn't I have a big feeling Castro will go during the summer, and that'll be good enough for me. I am tipping Castro heavily. Because that's all I can do. If I could, I'd heavily tip him into the same shark-infested seas that millions of his poor fucking subjects have braved to try to escape his regime. But I can't.

Which post? The latest one? Wilko has actually been announced to play Glastonbury....... haha.

I think Michael Palin will go first because the poor bastard will be on a train somewhere and someone will confuse him for Michael Portillo and sock him right in the face very hard. No actually I think it will go like this. 1. Eric Idle 2. John Cleese 3. Terry Gilliam 4/5 is a toss-up between Palin and Jones.

HAHA! Brilliant. Lucky I just finished a sip of coffee before I read that.

Well.......... I'm gonna guess he'll probably still need it.

Whatever. I'm not really surprised you're a Wikipedia mod actually, only about one nanosecond had passed since I clicked "post" on that comment, when it occurred to me you might well actually be one. So anyway, just to repeat..... whatever. I don't like your attitude and I never will. And your attitude is much more of a problem than mine believe me. The constant comments about how I have "rage" and "a chip on my shoulder" seem to indicate that sickening, Guardian-reading, one-of-the-few-people-sad-enough-actually-watch-Newsnight-and-think-Jeremy-Paxman-is-witty, likes-to-make-fun-of-"Middle-England"-without-ever-actually-realising-how-he's-the-most-paid-up-card-carrying-dyed-in-the-wool-middling-member-of-it (and yes you can actually still be a member of it whether you fucking live on fucking Fiji or not) attitude that if someone is angry then they should be ridiculed merely for being angry whether they have a legitimate reason to or not. Especially if they come from a "1st world country" and they have internet access because that magically means that they must be all like, well-priveleged-and-stuff-innit and nothing could possibly ever go wrong because it's like, a 1st world country innit and stuff. Haha look at me, I just used the first world problems hashtag on my Twitter....... now where's my "Lifetime Achievement in Comedy Award?" I have lots of stuff to be legitimately angry about that I won't share with you just to avoid hearing your smug and misguided dismissal of them. Shitty incoherent posts (and charon) are some of the things I take it out on. If I'm ever fucking allowed, that is. So if you want me to stop you'll just have to ban me or whatever.

I'm.......... talking about my posts being deleted for no reason?

May I be the first to say... "No fucking way" Thought he was a goner for sure. But they might just be making something out of nothing so we'll have to wait see.

Well if he hasn't got time to do it maybe he shouldn't, eh? What the fuck is wrong with me being hostile to charon? What the fuck is wrong with me posting "silly images"? He's acting as if that's all I do. When I've only done it a couple of times, and where does it say anything about that in the rules anyway? Charon always comes off as incoherent and hostile but I've never seen DDT censor (or censure) him. Charon talks like someone who is typing with his feet because he's got one hand on the neck of a whisky bottle and the other shoving a Frankie Boyle dildo up his arse. I'm just being as unpleasant and dismissive to him as he is to everyone else, the taliban-loving weirdo.

Why should I take any of your "criticisms" on board - I could say a million things about you but you could just delete it couldn't you? So you can't even talk on even terms. I'm gonna try and say something anyway... how about you take a permanent holiday to Wikipedia and become a moderator there, where your "I never post anything but I love to show up every two weeks just to censor other people" style would be much more at home? Countdown to this post being deleted, 5..... 4..... 3....

Can we try turning guests off for a week, please? Just as an experiment? I've thought about that before when we used to have a problem with ..... $PAM. Now I'm suggesting it because a recent spate of annoying guest posts. I used to defend guests because some of them post good stuff. And some still do. But now there are certain guest posters that are really irritating me beyond the mere level of fuck, and into some brand new level of annoyance that can only be labelled "in-cunt-descent with rage". If any non-member has something they desperately want to say during that week surely they can sign up and some of the more annoying ones might fuck off.

Hardly anybody on the Deathlist has heard of him since most of us live on the other side of the Atlantic from you. So next time can you fucking simply tell us who you're talking about when it's some relatively obscure criminal/sportsperson/whatever, plox thx? Instead of just expecting us to have an encyclopedic knowledge of the name of every Texas prisoner/death row inmate? Seriously how hard is it to put "Serial killer Tommy Lynn Sells is dead"? *superglues palms to face*

Um...... MPFC already listed "the posher victims of the Titanic" so now you've just confused it even more!

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He was reported as having dementia in 2012. Since they're refusing to say what it is it could be one of those sudden declines in health/end stage of life/whatever.

American outlaw Jesse James died on this day in 1882. He was shot by Casey Affleck.

*facepalm*

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795579: Prescott Bush

Haha. I wonder if the travel writer enjoyed a drink. Given that he was a writer there's a decent chance he did! As for Boswell......... "Sir, you have but two topicks - yourself and me - and I am sick of both of them". Already listed as a Titanic victim. Fine....... *bangs head on wall* 1734. Dr. (Benjamin) Spock.

Whatever next? Maybe, people gathering teams of the conspiciously ill and aged in the hope of scoring points when they die. You subversive genius, you...

Actually Nuts was established in 2004. It's part of the 2000s incarnation of lad culture. Where discussions about how much of a great guy/twat Robbie Fowler/Roy Keane are/is and communal viewings of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels were replaced by communal viewings of Snatch and Oceans 11 and discussions about how much of a legend Jose Mourinho/Frank Lampard are/is and how much of a twat Tony Blair is, but if I was the kind of person who voted I'd probably still vote for him over the other guy but voting's for wankers, and where the word "legend" entered (and practically dominated) the lexicon. Get it right ya crusty Wire-magazine reading git! (no offense)

I give it 5 minutes before LFN is 'relaxing in a gentleman's way'..... Julie Newmar is one of the sexiest females walking Planet Earth, shit, she is almost 80 and is STILL sexy as... Any young male who first saw her as Catwoman would have got wood, even Pinocchios knob would have grown instead of his nose. I admit it, I LOVE Julie Newmar!! I have to confess I didn't know much about Miss Newmar before reading that article just now. Leaving aside her... obvious assets... in the photos, what a lovely, lovely lady! She is spiritual, sexual, passionate about certain political causes, feminine, has at least some technical know-how (not bad for someone pushing 80) and humble. I wonder how many of today's would-be sexpot young starlets will mature to be like that at 80? I shudder to think..... I think they shudder when they try to think. Which is good because it makes them jiggle. You wouldn't want to think about them jiggling at age 80 though.....