Dr. Zorders

25. Gavrilo Princip

Well I don't want to have to go every day do I? And besides some people (including me) have an annoying problem with our browsers where sometimes there's an update to a site but it doesn't appear and then we have to press F5 or Ctrl+F5 to see whether it's been updated and it's all very tedious. Still, who am I to make my own requests before consulting you, eh? Stupid me, when am I ever gonna learn.........

Hahaha....... well, there's enough posts in this thread on a regular basis that it wouldn't be repetitive would it.

Well, I prefer to know. I don't think anyone would complain.

Also TMIB I know you're colossally disgruntled at the moment but I was wondering why you don't post and let us know here in the thread when you make an update to the site? I appreciate reading your updates I'm sure many do. I'm asking as nicely and unpressuringly as possible........

Um, well, many teams have finished the year on zero, obviously. That's an interesting question, though. MIB. do you know?

Zac Efron was beaten up by a bum in LA's notorious Skid Row. http://www.huffingto..._n_5041821.html He claims he was only there because his car happened to run out of fuel there but it's well known as a place to buy drugs and he's been in rehab recently...... Oh, and one DDP entrant has picked Efron - completely co-incidentally, it's "Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice", a team I just mentioned over in the DDP thread.

The hilariously named team "Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice" hasn't had a single hit yet. If we make it to April 8th (the 1 year anniversary of Thatcher's death) and they're still on zero I think perhaps the joke might be on them a little bit.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26783751 Some Man Utd fans are going to fly a "Moyes out" banner over Old Trafford. Yeah that's a great idea. Humiliate your own manager right to his face. That'll improve the situation!

Yeah right........ usually when people say that about 100 year olds they drop dead the next week. I seem to remember he had a walking stick in his hand when I saw him on TV last year so he can't be doing that good. Huh! I always take a walking stick when out with the dogs. Doesn't mean I've got the proverbial foot in the grave. You'd be surprised how many uses they have out in the country. Mind you, it has to be the sort that has a hooked end. Er.... ok. Like thwacking young whippersnappers over the head after you've caught them stealing your apples? And yeah ok I get your point. But he was sitting in his chair talking to the camera with a walking stick in his hand. Which basically means he's at the stage where needs it to get to the toilet/kitchen/whatever.

Could Top Gear get sued off the air for a racial remark? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2591500/BBC-sued-1-MILLION-Jeremy-Clarkson-racism-allegations-presenter-makes-slope-remark-Top-Gear-Burma-special.html I'm not sure if they can prove that Clarkson meant the word "slope" as a racial slur, instead of referring to the bridge being sloped. But you never know.

Yeah right........ usually when people say that about 100 year olds they drop dead the next week. I seem to remember he had a walking stick in his hand when I saw him on TV last year so he can't be doing that good.

LOL. come on this is good compared to many of Deathray's threads.

11 - Plato P.S. obviously this is a really stupid thread but hey so what I'm gonna keep going until it gets boring or everyone else quits. Maybe if you'd picked a more realistic number like 1000 this wouldnt be so stupid. It'd be hard enough to keep track of which ones people have already said with just 1000!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorna_Arnold A 98-year old historian who chronicled Britain's nuclear weapons program.

I came across this guy in the woods who had a radio playing some Frank Sinatra while he was shooting badgers. I was like "What the fuck's that about, then?" He said "It's classy cull music."

Brian Sewell Doc Cox Roger Moore Larry King Warren Mitchell Tommy Docherty Rupert Murdoch Dennis Skinner

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/paul-walker-dead-car-crash-that-killed-fast--furious-actor-due-to-speed-not-mechanical-failure-police-conclude-9216146.html Shockingly, an inquest finds that Paul Walker's deadly 90MPH crash caused by......... speed. That's weird, I thought coke was the big drug in Hollywood.

Soon, all North Korean men will look like Kim wrong-un Imagine if we all had to look like David Cameron. I'm not shaving and then strategically hiding a bald spot for no-one! You'll be okay with just shaving actually. Also you'll have to beat up your face until it you look like an inbred moon-faced weirdo who has absolutely no instincts about what makes a country or a people tick and makes people pine for the glory days of geniuses like Jim Callaghan and Ted Heath running things.

I'd really like to know what it is that you drink.

The deathlist isn't the Derby Dead Pool. It's just its brother or something. Dummy.

It's nearly April and still only one down from the Drop Forty. Dunno what that says about the candidates or the people picking them........ but just pointing it out.

Me too. His family are not gonna give up they are in this for the long haul. He could still be lying there by next April.

You mean that "geriatric" guy from youtube? Aaaw. Never watched his videos but seemed like a nice guy.

Haha, you little genius. Er, or you big genius if you're a tall guy, I don't know. Just shy of 6ft. Not going to comment on weight. I presume it is relative you might be a basketball player or Bernie Ecclestone. I just meant it kind of like some people say "you little beauty" or whatever because it was a flash of genius, then I realised you could be 7ft for all I know. I'm shy of 6ft tall people too, they scare the shit out of me.