Dr. Zorders

Did he get the kissing disease?

Dokka Umarov being reported as dead again. http://en.wikipedia....ki/Dokka_Umarov EDIT: I just saw someone on Twitter saying that he died a very quick death of an untreatable cancer, rather than an as a result of any sort of raid/attack by the Russian military that you would expect. Dunno if true or not.

Whoa there Ted Bundy.......!

That's a nice way of saying freaks isn't it?

Latest news from the Max Clifford trial........ Be prepared to be greeted by the funniest headline of the year, one that will probably take some beating even if it is only March. And that will make some say "Well that explains everything" and others sarcastically say "Big surprise there......." http://www.dailymail...-old-woman.html

Looks like the "Birth list" thread will be dormant for a long while. http://www.ctvnews.ca/world/don-t-expect-another-royal-baby-soon-prince-william-says-1.1732615

Anyway, to answer the original question, Prince Charles will be 66 this year. I think Will Carling is nearing 50 now and I guess most of the others are too. Anyone know how old James Hewitt is?

I think Fidel has reached 'critical mass' age. Most people die before they reach 90 .if even Tony Benn ,who was quite fit and healthy well into his 80s, couldn't make it I don't t hink Castro will. If he doesn't go this year he will next year. Nature dictates it. Yes. It must be an odd experience for him to be actually dictated to by somebody/something else, instead of the other way around. Some time this summer I think, perhaps during Wimbledon fortnight would be nice, or maybe August, no later than that. While staggering about in his olive garden just like Marlon Brando in the Godfather.

I really hope when the "Big One" finally comes, it wipes out L.A. for once instead of San Fran again. That'd be one remake/"re-imagining" I could really get behind!

That's sad. They're delicious. I prefer eating pork to fish. Did you hear the one about the guy who had crabs in his eye-brows? He was looking for love in all the wrong places.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/16/world/americas/melba-hernandez-a-confidante-of-castro-from-first-volley-is-dead-at-92.html?_r=0 Another of his old pals snuffs it. At the age of 92, which coincidentally is probably the same number of times the person delivering the news to old Fidel had to repeat themselves before he heard/remembered who she was.

That's sad. They're delicious.

One thing you're not short on is bollocks.

Maybe they just went off somewhere to film the Halibut version of "Lost"?

Long-time Indy 500 veteran Gary Bettenhausen has died aged 72. His best finish was 3rd at the 1980 race. http://en.wikipedia....ry_Bettenhausen

A NASA-funded study says that civilisation is doomed to collapse within decades. Apparently the actions (or inaction) of our elites mirror those of Ancient Rome, and other sophisticated historical civilisations which conked out. http://www.independe...es-9195668.html

I used to know a lesbian who could never get her strap-on the right way round, she was known as Clarissa Dicks-On-Wrong.

You mean..... the one we live in now?

Why are you surprised? Haven't you seen her for fuck's sake? I know some guys who like fat girls but even they wouldn't....... oh you mean..... on DDP. No clue.

If everything comes in threes does that mean I'm short a bollock or something?

That's a really big blow. Gary Burger and Scott Asheton gone. Yeah but Gary's legacy will live on through his son Ass.

Yes it is most likely is a hoax, Wikipedia have changed his page back to alive. Also it's Brian Bonsall.

Okay, who clicked 75+?

Lovely.

Note that he says Phelps himself was excommunicated from the church in August. If true this is news itself. EDIT: I just realised I should have suggested this fucker for the front page after Camping carked it. Oh well.