Dr. Zorders

I think the word "impotent" is inappropriate because it rather suggests that they were actually somehow useful or effective in the first place. They are about as useful to the people of Europe as a Nick Clegg t-shirt is to an 18 year old student who's trying to get laid.

Why won't you just click the "sign up/register" button if you want to get in the chat room so badly? Aren't you sick of being a generic, nameless member of the "Mark my words, (celebrity) will die in the next 3 weeks/100 years! Mark my words!" crew?

You're never gonna give that one up are ya? Rickrolling is so 2008 get over it.

Maybe you should just take a look around the internet for a few minutes and think about whether you want to re-assess that claim?

Some whining from Russell Kane and others about the BBC3 axing because it apparently it's a blow to young people's comedy or something........ Although, it's not actually being made clear yet whether it's being truly axed or just being moved to iPlayer only. Conflicting reports about that I see. http://www.theguardi...plans-tony-hall Boo the fuck hoo though. If those comedies featuring these oh-so-exciting and fresh young talents are so good, I'm sure they will find another outlet. Apart from that all they did was show Family Guy and a bunch of those shitty Channel-4-esque, obsessive, ludicrious body image issue programs and other similar shitty "documentaries" like "Young, Dumb and Worried About the Distinct Possibility That Are My OCD-Riddled Tits Are Too Big For My Gay Halibut Lifestyle" etc....... And also, "Sun, Sex and Creepy Producers Leering About In the Hotel Asking You About What Happened In Bed Last Night." Maybe some of that Gavin and Staceyesque stuff will actually move to C4. I'd be glad to see it there just to get Channel 4 making something other than those body issue shows for once........

George Formby died on this day in 1961. (Not soon enough many would say.) He fell off a ladder while cleaning a window. And Ayn Rand, philosopher and author of the provocative "Atlas Shrugged", and hero to "right-wing" libertarians, and also one of the most hated figures amongst certain left wingers who pretend to care about poor people but really just want to act out all their Stalinist 1984 fantasies on the entire population, died on March 6 1982.

Wow, thanks for that pic....... I think I'll eat my food later now...

Or as I called him, Huge Chav.

Apparently this all happened on Twitter last week but the "mainstream" outlets are only just reporting it: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/02/guy-had-sex-with-hot-pocket_n_4885133.html 18-year-old American banned from Twitter after decided to post a video of himself sticking his dick in a "hot pocket" (it's basically an American brand-name cheese and ham toastie thing). He said he "definitely recommends" doing it......... and had to wear a condom because it was too hot.....

no it definately wasnt posted before.I would have noticed it because she had a part in one of my all time favourite tv shows One Foot in the Algarve where she played Isabella And after Christopher Malcolms death a fortnight ago, that's two down of the original Rocky Horror stage show.. Richard O'Brien for the hat-trick? Surely the most obvious candidate for a third RHPS death would be Meatloaf? I think they mean the original stage show not the movie. Or maybe he was in the stage show and I don't know, but I doubt it. Also, that thing about the funeral home was a joke about the crystal maze. I thought you got it since you clicked like on my post........ you see, he used to....... ....... bah, nevermind...... haha....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-26420414 Bill Gates regains top spot as world's richest man from Carlos Slim!

Watch it. You might be having a go at one of his distant relatives! Well, he probably has no idea that they're his relatives. And in fact I also have suspected that there might have been a bit of "not realising they were related"-type stuff going on between past members of his family who were much less historically remote from each other if you know what I mean!

Dunno about the USA but I fink I live 40 miles from Britains Incest capital. Norwich. Isn't it also the home of the best foozball supporters in the world?

That's actually quite witty. Well done.

It wasn't exactly subtle! Yeah but the show itself is older than fuck now!

Glad to see somebody did actually get my Crystal Maze reference....... haha. Thanks Bibliogryphon

Did any of the old timers appear on stage? Last time I actually watched was 2011 and watching Kirk Douglas and Eli Wallach stagger onto the set was basically the only highlight.

To be fair I'm 99.99% sure all the guys who write them are British and they probably have no idea who the fuck he is/was, he just got chosen because he was old and his name was mentioned on the forum. Bit silly really.. he was one of those American variety show/comedian type people I'm sure most people in the UK are totally baffled if you say the name, they probably think it's that loudmouth guy that used to be on London radio. The only American 1960s-type comedians I've ever really liked are Harvey Korman and..... er, Harvey Korman. He was great in the Mel Brooks movies.

Cameron is the worst excuse for a Prime Minister we've had since the days of the 1700s when some corpulent, drunk, gonorrhea-riddled monarch named James the 72nd (or whatever) used to just appoint his favourite bridge partner/port-drinking buddy/croquet pal etc. What a worthless cunt. Timmy Mallett would do a better job. (Sorry for going off-topic. You may continue predicting apocalypse and biting your fingernails down to nothing now.)

Aren't we giving the gormless bastard too much credit by assuming he's engaging in any strategic talk? He's probably having a three way with Rebekah Brooks and a horse right now.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porky_Chedwick Some US radio host, aged 96. Sounds like the name of a town somewhere in Arkansas whose main claim to fame is that it is statistically the incest capital of USA.

no it definately wasnt posted before.I would have noticed it because she had a part in one of my all time favourite tv shows One Foot in the Algarve where she played Isabella And after Christopher Malcolms death a fortnight ago, that's two down of the original Rocky Horror stage show.. Richard O'Brien for the hat-trick? TOOOOOOOOO THE FUNERAL HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!

Napkin denial is the new segregation. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-files-15m-lawsuit-against-mcdonalds-in-napkin-dispute-9159771.html

Hahahaha!........ oh shit, wish I'd thought of that one.

This celeb death drought is making me think of real droughts. Like the bad ones Yorkshire has had over the years. A few little historical tidbits here. There was one in 1976 that was super-really-awful bad. Also I know about the one from the 90s when the head of Yorkshire Water announced he had given up taking a bath or shower for something like 3 or 6 months in order to save water. I feel sorry for his relatives. If they could actually tell the difference that is. In that spirit, can I plead with DLers to ask their elderly/terminally fucked loved ones to hang on as long and hard as they can so that hopefully, the Grim Reaper gets bored/frustrated with them and, instead he will go off and try to nobble some celebs instead? Death's cup runneth dry.....