Dr. Zorders

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/sgt-walter-ehlers-wwii-medal-honor-recipient-dies-92-n34836 Walter D. Ehlers, Medal of Honor recipient, dies aged 92.

Shit... just read the engineer's post. Can't believe Vader is nearly 60. I used to love that guy, anyone that big doing a moonsault deserves respect.

There's a football thread.

He was the Clarkson-esque Tory wannabe-PM Patrick Woolton in the original House of Cards in 1990. Well, he kind of looked like Clarkson anyway, and was very bullish. I was just watching a couple of the episodes of that the other week. He had the great line "All come together? Sounds like the motto of a knocking shop in Marrakesh!". And also there was that great part where .

Another "very impressive" complete waste of time that seems like something that would have been a huge hit in like 1983/4. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2563133/Now-thats-telling-time-RoboCLOCK-continuously-writes-rubs-hour-real-time.html

Surely you mean............... The Shock-master! [/sting voice]

Venezuelan beauty queen is shot as punishment for being unable to dance or sing. Apparently the only thing about her was the way she walked. http://www.latintimes.com/venezuela-protests-2014-8-shot-beauty-queen-genesis-carmona-killed-valencia-153416

so? So you're a useless cunt I know I am. But whats the significance of Patricia Routledge turning 85? Does it mean she's about to die? if not why mention it? It is always useful to remind people how old the potential picks are, and what better way than by marking their birthdays. As posts go I thought it was fairly harmless but it seems to have annoyed you. Be as one with the world. Are you posting from a Chinese opium den?

Everyone is entitled to a second chance.As a christian I pray for his soul every day In my defence I was quite drunk when I posted this Too much of the Communion wine? Or something stronger?

Is this his daughter Penny?

........ Will be 100 if he makes it to March 29th.

Everyone is entitled to a second chance.As a christian I pray for his soul every day Couldn't you focus your prayers on something more realistic, like say, world peace?

Why are you censuring me and not charon? It's a two-way thing....we're just having a laugh. Well, I was definitely enjoying it anyway, dunno about him. Sorry if you think my posts are "miserable" or whatever. What's wrong with a little grumpiness? Maybe it's a phase that will pass......... maybe not. I'm sure if you checked out all my recent posts you definitely wouldn't be able to say they were all "unpleasant" or whatever.

And that, kids, is why you don't drop acid before reading Tolkien.

You've been outsourced. Time to go back to sporran-making.

Sorry, I'm not upto speed with Polari... Yeah I guess you stopped speaking it after the 1950s right?

Yes exactly, they were kicking because they were horse-drawn. How far did he get before the po-po caught him on their penny-farthings?

Is that 1881 or 1981?

Okay chillax bro, just having a laugh. Who's camp david anyway, his secret boyfriend?

If you don't shut up I'll superglue a set of antlers to your head and leave you bollock-naked in the Alaskan wilderness about 500ft from Sarah Palin's house.

Deathray, if DL was a bar/pub you'd have a more-or-less permanent set of snooker-cue-shaped imprints on the back of your head by now.

You'll be dying young if you don't stop posting deaths 10 days after they happened.

Boo the fuck hoo.

Haha, peer pressure I guess. Get it? Peer? Pee also comes out there? ....... *scratches ear*

Well, I can remember seeing a poster once advertising an entertainer's appearance, and they didn't make it to that date. And they were in their 90s too.