Dr. Zorders

Er, he's in his sixties actually. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Ryan

Red Dwarf? No, probably something older than that surely. What about The Young Ones or Bottom? You can probably find some from even as far back as the mid 70s or something.

Would have been funnier if he'd shot the burning computer a couple of times first.

Appealing against the length of the sentence........(!) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2544789/Disgraced-Lostprophets-singer-Ian-Watkins-launches-appeal-against-35-year-sentence-child-sex-offences.html

Sad to see Dom Joly reduced to such lame gimmicks just to get himself in the papers. This so called Mr Christmas lives in the town next to me, and not only is he a cock, but, according to many of his neighbours and local townsfolk, he's an absolute fucking bullshitter as well, and has been trading off the back of this farce for many years. Mr Christmas, my arse - Mr Fucking Twat more like. Bad things happen when you take the lyrics from 1970s hits too seriously. That's how my uncle ended up in jail for buggering a swan.

They just need a couple of pints of Guiness and everything will be OK. Er.... eh?

Sad to see Dom Joly reduced to such lame gimmicks just to get himself in the papers.

Like son, like father... Erm... sure you aren't getting Culkin mixed up with Frankie Muniz?

Presumably the stress of accidentally leaving his kid behind while on holiday brought that on.....

Bernie Madoff has a heart attack. http://www.dailymail...e-4-cancer.html

They sent a completely fucking different dildo from the one she ordered.

Schumacher: "Every day the chances decline that the situation is improving". http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2543765/Michael-Schumacher-remain-persistent-vegetative-state.html

I'll raise you Jon Snow. He's looked poorly for a while now... I don't think he's "looking" particularly ill. He's just looking a little bit older that's all. Which is natural. If anything is a concern it's the state of his marbles. He's been acting like a fruitcake for years now, missing cues, taking them too early, making lame jokes..... but of course the question is, does he have Alzheimer's or are we just seeing the natural dulling-the-mind effect of being on a show like Channel 4 News every day? Actually, now I think about dull news shows, I think Jeremy Paxman might be on the same path!

Wowsers. Yeah, a lot of really huge names are having their 20th death anniversary this year, 1994 somehow seems like some kind of huge milestone even though I'm not quite old enough to remember most of it (or the people I just alluded to) too well. But looking at all these guys going 20 years now, it's scary the passage of time. Speaking of scary, Savalas played a religious nut in the movie "The Dirty Dozen". That was pretty scary, although I've only seen it once and it was a 3 hour movie so I can't remember how long exactly he was on screen for - it didn't seem very long.

No.

Has anyone else's internet been going utterly shit-slow today or is it just me?

As noted in his own thread more than 11 hours ago.... I am as confused as fuck Either the Search Engine is fucked or I am. I searched for the name "Abbado" and I can't find any previous thread. Where is it??????????????? The search function is notoriously temperamental. That's a nice way of saying it's shit. (Not DL's fault obviously, its whichever chimps who programmed this type of forum)

Can you imagine how much whining there would have been about his long coma from DDP players if it (and this forum) had been around then? Haha!

wow. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2542999/Windsor-wager-halts-royal-bets-200-stake-placed-Queen-abdicate-year-sees-bookmaker-suspend-market.html

I guess the headlines will say "Remembering Sarah Marshall".

Things that are pissing me off right now: - MP3s that have really low fucking volumes so you have to turn the speakers or your headphones way up just to get a decent volume. If you can, that is. I'm not a 90 year old fucking granny, so why do you think I want to listen to Cryptopsy at 1 decibel? - The word "seminal". Yeah, let's all talk about semen while we're discussing our favourite albums and movies, right? Makes total sense.

Yeah we wouldn't want any racist royals or anything would we........

Er, yeah oops. I forgot the fantasy list that you just made up.......how stupid of me!

Fishing?

Tomorrow (Jan 21st) was when the 1st DL name of 2013, Michael Winner, popped off. So unless someone goes tomorrow then DL will be officially "behind last year". Oh noes!