Dr. Zorders

Wow, BBC really struggling for guests at the moment. They've got some guy who is only willing to be identified as "F.W., the clerk".

# OH NO! How awful! Christ. If only we could get Mandela to die just before 10PM British time every Thursday night for the rest of all time, he truly would be worthy of the word saint.

2 people correctly chose Eric Priebke last time - Ultizer95 and Achelous.

Yes, actually. Retard points.

I'd just like to take this moment to remind everyone of the black man's superiority, and white people suck. BLACK POWER!!!!!!!!!!

To be added to the list of the lost (unless I somehow missed something really obvious): Michael Hebranko, former world's fattest man died on July 25th. His wife posted his death notice on his blog (which Wikipedia is citing as a source). http://mikehebranko.blogspot.co.uk/ I just happened upon the news while I was flicking through the pages of the DDP website and googling some of the entries.

Frankly, I don't fancy his chances of cheering on his closeted wurzel diving boy to 2012 Olympic gold, having seen this documentary. Shock horror! It's Tom Gayley Slow news day. It was pointed out on twitter that this news is equivalent to Barak Obama coming out as black He's BLACK!???!!!

Ouch.....! Painfully ironic. Maybe they won't bother holding any kind of "tribute race" to Senna next year for the 20th anniversary, after that.

I'm a twat. But you know what I meant. I thought you meant to say "money-driven drivel" there. But then I realised you probably just put the same thing twice mistake by mistake.

Here's another story about the impending "worst winter ever". http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/444385/Long-range-UK-weather-forecast-warns-snow-storms-and-Arctic-winds-could-last-SIX-months

And another mini-stroke. The fuck? Almost a year to the day after his first one. Drugs or something maybe? Or could be some undiagnosed condition. Feel sorry for the little bastard.

But let's not forget to reflect on what a tragedy it is to lose such a brilliant artist. "A Town Called Hypocrisy", eh? You don't often find "satire" and social commentary so incredibly cutting, and yet subtle at the same time.....

Erm, with a crime of this magnitude of heinousness, I think there are much more deadly dangers awaiting him than a prisoners' libido....

Did anyone else claim that hit except me?

Er, I don't know... Everybody stand in a wardrobe, then ask a friend/relative to blow your head off with a sniper rifle and see if it takes you to a Brave New World?

This is one of those times when you want to click "like" for some good reporting/a good spot etc........ but it just doesn't feel right clicking "like" for the actual story.

Who's the bloke between Haku and King Kong Bundy? A 30 year old virgin.

Wow..... yeah of course I remember that. Already just downloaded it again. I actually still used it a little until fairly recently, only for a couple of useful, sound-bending add-ons. It was on my old, dying-on-its-arse computer which I used until Feb of this year but never got round to downloading a new copy on this one. And I often use VLC media player to listen to MP3s which is just as basic/primitive, if not moreso.

Care to expand on this? I've heard vague stuff about him being "lazy" or something. Or is he supposed to be really unpleasant?

Last night the white supremacist who shot the American porn baron Larry Flynt, leaving him paralyzed, was executed via lethal injection in Missouri. http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/11/20/246297720/white-supremacist-murderer-who-shot-larry-flynt-is-executed

Mr. Deeds Goes to Town......... on His Dad With A Machete.

Yeah looks not too bad. But then, Orson Welles didn't look too bad in his last interview, either. And he was dead a few hours later. But he was a big fatty fat fat, so that's a bit different.

I CAN HAZ HORSEBURGER!????

You seem have an inside line on so many people in motorsport. Do you also have trouble with revolving doors?

What about Stephen Fry?