Dr. Zorders

If I had to watch 3 hours of "WWE RAW" every week I'd be ignoring doctors' advice too.

We've all been there haven't we. You get some cheap fireworks, and it takes ages to get them to work, and by the time you get 'em going the guests have got bored of waiting and they're inside sat on the sofa watching a DVD box set of House that someone found on the shelf...

That'd be about as tragic as Terry Christian falling bollock-first into the piranha tank at London Zoo.

That's a bit frightening coming from a moderator, actually.

No way....... this saddens me tremendously....... who's gonna top themselves next? Dick Pound? Joey Buttafuoco?

That was 1983? If you'd asked I'd have said that looked like about 1977 or 78. That's Scotland for you, I guess.

Er, actually, it seems she appeared in tons of movies as herself.

O' fuck.... I feel annoyed about overlooking her. Does anyone remember her brief appearance in The Naked Gun? Obviously she was into self-parody (or at least had a sense of humour).

Doubt it. It sounds like she doesn't have long left. It's sad reading about her not being able to sing anymore. It could be this week. Mind you someone else could sneak in before her. Mandela doesn't look too lively either. Unless he's already gone and that photo with Zuma was lie that film Weekend At Bernies I see what you did there. More like WEAKENED at Bernie's! Right? Right? ....yes, it did take me that long to think of that.

He died nearly eight years ago, you thick twat. What the fuck has happened to this forum? Its now infested with the kind of shite that throw their old sofas out onto the street outside their "social housing" tenement. This thread typifies why the fucking place is more shit than its ever been, its not even subtle or clever. I mean, it wasnt even me that used to whinge about post quality, those that did must be slitting their wrists as we speak. Erm, maybe he just meant... that he'll be posthumously alleged to be a perv. Y'know, like John Peel or Jim Davidson.

If anyone out there isn't already completely sick of the Thatcher talk and could go for hefty seconds, you might enjoy this debate from 2004 - which, rather surprisingly, features former Telegraph editor Sir Peregrine Worsthorne arguing against the motion that Thatcher "saved" Britain. On the downside, it features Billy Bragg and Diane Abbott.

British Gold Medallist Andrew Simpson dies after capsizing in San Fransisco http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22476320

That article was about as clear as Egyptian whiskey. Thanks Google Translate.

It's the healthy eating that gets you to old age. Winston Churchill, Clifton James and Cyril Smith are some other obvious examples of that.......

Fuck, yes. Or maybe Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. He could be one of the oompa-loompas.

Ok, I looked this up and... FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!!!1 HE LOOKS LIKE THE UNHOLY LOVE CHILD OF MOHAMMAD AL-FAYED AND GERALD KAUFMAN He has some rare blood condition: http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/michael-york-battling-rare-blood-disease-080950979.html

Ferguson to retire? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-united/10042798/Sir-Alex-Ferguson-considering-retiring-as-Manchester-United-manager-before-end-of-the-week.html I'm sure most of those who read this thread will have heard these rumours about Fergie by now. If he does quit soon (and doesn't stay on for next season) it's going to be a little disappointing as regards to my personal pick of him for this year, because I was rather expecting the surly jock bastard to have a pitchside heart-attack whilst berating a referee in his own, er, inimitable style. Perhaps his ticker (or something else) is the reason he might be jacking it in.

Red Dwarf quote = win

Eh? Who? Oh...... you mean Casey Wong. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCt9Vszkq38

May I say that was poetic?

We must rip their entrails out and drag them from here to Damascus, until they include us in the peace process.

Wow, Vince McMahon must have dipped into his pocket on that one. That's the most astounding rebound/recovery since the last time The Simpsons got renewed.

You mean people she thought were nonces, or people who were known to be under investigation? Anyway I hope Noel Edmonds just to get DEAL OR NO SODDING DEAL off the air.

He was a convicted terrorist who was also a rascist moneygrabbing fuck who just wanted to be the new whitee. I've got him in my list and I hope he goes soon. He also married well........The cunt. Nuff sensitivity for ya ? This just cracks me up I have no idea why.

In the UK. Still thinking on it.