Dr. Zorders

For cryin' out loud, man. Do you always have to be the diametrical opposite to whatever yer mum likes/dislikes? If she proclaimed that she loves food, would ya go on a hungerstrike or summat? Btw, yer sig is hella depressing, change it to yer shadow list for 2016, please. Pretty much yes. It's probably the best policy. BTW, how would these times suddenly not suck just cause of what my sig says? Is my sig magic or something? Anyway my mum doesn't have to "proclaim" her love for food. It's obvious to everyone every hour of every day when she does her neverending Alfred Hitchcock impersonation (that's where your gut arrives into a room/turns a corner 20 minutes before the rest of you) Such a shame your mum is a fan of Scott Weiland I get it. You're trying to bore me to death?

You want icy weather? Don't you already have enough skidmarks?

For cryin' out loud, man. Do you always have to be the diametrical opposite to whatever yer mum likes/dislikes? If she proclaimed that she loves food, would ya go on a hungerstrike or summat? Btw, yer sig is hella depressing, change it to yer shadow list for 2016, please. Pretty much yes. It's probably the best policy. BTW, how would these times suddenly not suck just cause of what my sig says? Is my sig magic or something? Anyway my mum doesn't have to "proclaim" her love for food. It's obvious to everyone every hour of every day when she does her neverending Alfred Hitchcock impersonation (that's where your gut arrives into a room/turns a corner 20 minutes before the rest of you)

Pretty sure I haven't called you drunk in ages not that I'd give a fuck i I had as you're clearly a repressed alcoholic who needs to watch that channel 5 documentary from last week... That's pretty defensive. I was just kidding! Wow you're really touchy about your problem aren't you? I'm actually a twat. FTFY You must have spent months in training for that one! You absolute comedic ninja!

I'm sure he'd win the award for best-spoken roboteer.

Presumably caused by the effort of trying to give someone his autograph?

The heat is off.

At 64 I'd say that did in fact go well for a wrestler Sorry but if I was regularly getting sweaty and grapply with other men during the 19-AIDS-ties I'd be a clean freak too.

Pretty sure I haven't called you drunk in ages not that I'd give a fuck i I had as you're clearly a repressed alcoholic who needs to watch that channel 5 documentary from last week... That's pretty defensive. I was just kidding! Wow you're really touchy about your problem aren't you? I'm actually an oppressed person ya daft twat. Your pseudopsychology leaves a lot to not be desired.

Whoa whoa okay. You hung out with lots of men and some of them drew on your chest. We believe you, chillax!

Maybe some DLers (not naming any names but... charon and Deathray) should try to do something about their obvious reliance on/unhealthy habit of calling me "drunk" a lot if they can't deal with certain things I say, or just generally accusing me of being a drunkard? It's a bit unsightly. I know you guys don't always do it _all day_ but sometimes it feels like..... you're just looking at the clock, longingly waiting for it to be an acceptable time to start. Right? So that's a sign you have a problem.

Not to try and sound "elitist" myself but I would have thought being unable to spell was evidence someone was Lemmy's pal.. Oh yeah Undead Pal or whatever you forgot to include perhaps the biggest factor, the scary denial that many so-called grown-ups have about it all. Like when I point out all the ISIS-inspired attacks carried out by wannabes who "declare their allegiance" shortly before doing their Allah-akbary dees, Deathray goes "well eerm.... they weren't official signed-up due-paying ISIS members with platinum-coated 10 year loyalty certificates so.... this wasn't ISIS, shut up! In fact the attack may as well not have happened!"

Fucking hell that is insane.. The Sun actually did something funny! (erm p.s. PB or some1 could you move this post to the Political discussion thread? I don't like this thread much and I'm disowning it like a son whose favourite episode of The Simpsons is "Last Exit to Springfield")

That death occurred 6 months ago. Given that IIRC you're one of the Allah-akbar crowd on here I'm not really surprised you're so fucking slow. Must have the same unfortunate brain disease as Phantom.

I've decided to thank TMIB this year by laying off the nauseating grovelling routine everyone does.

He had that cool weird singing part in Blue Velvet, but he was also in Quantum Leap which my mum liked so I hope he snuffs it.

American actor Richard Crenna died on January 17 2003. Key quote: "Guilt or innocence, that's not my job. It's my duty to pick up scum-sucking punks like yourself who are accused of a crime. A jury of twelve really stupid people who are easily swayed by rich, fat-cat, slimy lawyers, who'll do anything but tell the truth, will sit in judgment of you. It's as American as a burrito."

We already have enough whiny Americans and people dull enough to know who Doug Stanhope is here.

We have light snow right now. Not much to get excited about. It's been very cold here over the last week, though.

I have a fear of dying stupidly, or dying early from someone else's stupidity. It's a perfectly rational and valid fear with "people" like my mum around. Her Waynetta Slob hygiene standards have been bad for my health since day one, both cos of the stress and embarrassment it causes, and the actual bacterial threat it poses. There's nothing you can do if you're stuck with people who clearly not only have no self-respect but enjoy ruining it for people who do. It also applies to the people of this country at large, if they don't have the will to deport (or prevent the entry in the first place) of people who pretty much openly say they are only here to kill unbelievers, there is nothing (or very little) I can do about that.

I can't believe there are people here who actually put song name first and artist second, and they called me unhinged. Anyway.... I'd rather not hear most songs by Blur or Radiohead except for like one or two. Oasis and Pulp have always been complete non-starters for me. Once upon a time I really, really overlistened the song "No-one Knows" by Queens of the Stone Age because it's just such a great song, to the point where I got sick of it. I can listen to it now but I don't a lot. There's one particular song, released in 1996 that I won't name in case anyone wants to taunt me with it. But it always made me puke my guts out cos it was so... I dunno, "twee" I guess. It was in the charts so you 'may' be able to guess it. "Woman" by Wolfmother is a terrible song by a terrible band, I might have put on the list, but I suppose I would want to hear it again cos I like laughing at it. Sir Creep, I hate "Seven Nation Army" by White Stripes (you mentioned them in the other thread) cause there's a great darts thrower here in Yoorup who uses it as his entrance/walk-on music in TV matches, and all the drunk morons in the crowd sing along to it like it's some brand new brilliant song that hasn't been heard already a million times or something. He badly needs to change his music.

Russian chess grandmaster Ivan Bukavshin died aged 20 a few days ago while I was away from the internet. http://in.rbth.com/news/2016/01/12/russias-chess-grandmaster-ivan-bukavshin-dies-age-20_558685 Ahh, Russia. A place where 20 year olds have strokes.

But don't let that stop me lecturing me on how to feel about your country or the people in it

I'm sorry to hear that Tempus. Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance