Dr. Zorders

WTF? I'm not Al Gore you fucking kunt.

I actually take that back, since he tells me "what I need to do" with my life, he could entertain us by going on a lovely weekend break to Dearborn Michigan with his Ricky Gervais "I don't believe in your stupid gods" t-shirt on. Or is his "man up" advice only a one way thing? Even funnier, demand the wife comes along. The ensuing separation (if she knows how to Google) would be hilarious.

The guy couldn't entertain a goldfish with a sachet of delicious prawn cocktail flakes.

Sorry, mine is an exit hole only, I know you have to find uses for dead cow horns in Norfolk...

You mean living dead? He looks like Imhotep without the toilet roll for fucks sake.

He's showing us his powers of telepathy again. Or is it telepathetic, I don't know.

Phantom, I can't believe you have time to write this dementia babble. I thought you and Ricky Gervais were too busy fighting a brave holy war to rid the world of the horrible scourge of Jupiterism?

And someone questions my "connection with reality" regarding David Grohl....... wow. NO I DID NOT ACTUALLY WANT TO ENQUIRE ABOUT THE FUCKING FILM YOU FUCKING RETARD. I'M ABOUT AS INTERESTED IN YOUR CHOICE OF ENTERTAINMENT AS I AM IN COMING OVER TO DEATHRAY'S AND WATCHING THE ELEPHANT ISLAND OPEN SNOOKER AND THEN SOME MIGHTY BOOSH.

Wow I know my mum's too crippled to fuck but I didnt think he was that desperate for a shag. Maybe that explains his odd gait in the last few years, be gentle with your massive frame next time please.

I added some more stuff about how thick you are and how I never actually realised you were until you threw a massive hissy fit over your imagining me "calling you thick". Pressing refresh can be helpful if you've got a spare finger that isnt covered in double-peanut-butter flavoured coconut-butter. Also your massive fingers quoted my post twice.

45 minutes? Must have been very short. Was it a film about Halibuts' contributions to humanity? ...That you watched 900 times? Lard, I'm gonna not say much to you cos I'm content just to make fun of Phantom at this time but any more of your bullshit about how I "WELL BARE NEED TO TAKE RESPONSABILITEEH INNIT" and I'll perhaps write a letter to Dave Grohl explaining that one of his "fans" is in fact a horrendous Iain Duncain Smith-idolising wacko who's really losing it in a big way and badly needs to put the brakes on becoming like some hag character out of a Dickens novel cos she can't handle she's not 36 any more (unless you count stones) and is mentally degrading to the point where she wants to see me put in the stocks and thinks that my incredibly abusive upbringing is funny. I really doubt he would like that. And that'll probably take away that 0.00000000000000000000001% chance of him actually sleeping with you, so..... 45 minutes? Must have been very short. Was it a film about Halibuts' contributions to humanity? ...That you watched 900 times? Lard, I'm gonna not say much to you cos I'm content just to make fun of Phantom at this time but any more of your bullshit about how I "WELL BARE NEED TO TAKE RESPONSABILITEEH INNIT" and I'll perhaps write a letter to Dave Grohl explaining that one of his "fans" is in fact a horrendous Iain Duncain Smith-idolising wacko who's really losing it in a big way and badly needs to put the brakes on becoming like some hag character out of a Dickens novel cos she can't handle she's not 36 any more (unless you count stones) and is mentally degrading to the point where she wants to see me put in the stocks and thinks that my incredibly abusive upbringing is funny. I really doubt he would like that. And that'll probably take away that 0.00000000000000000000001% chance of him actually sleeping with you, so..... You have me absolute spot on! And do you know what, thank you - thank you for making me realise that I have been deluding myself that I would ever get back-scuttled by Dave Grohl, because I really truly believed it would happen one day. How could I have been so stupid as to believe that he would ever leave his beautiful wife and children and multi millionaire rockstar lifestyle to come and finger some totally anonymous, fat, middle aged, English woman who he has never heard of? I have been living in a fantasy world all this time, and it has taken you and your uncanny ability to talk like an absolute cockspanner read people's characters and get them totally 'on point' as the youth of today say, to make me realise that I am nothing but a piece of worthless shit. I do take issue about the Iain Duncan Smith thing though. Mainly because I have no idea who he is, apart from some politician. Erm... right. As opposed to me suddenly realising that going through twenty+ years of hell with my "family" and getting nothing for helping them through 3 years of their own self-created manic horseshit, with nothing for it except being accused of "throwing tantrums" by some unbearable George Galloway type who tells me how to feel about my own country from 6,000 miles away, when I was the one who remained (too) calm through the whole of it actually............... was actually "my fault all along" and I "well bare need to take responibilitah innit Jeremeh!" just because a self-admitted hag who comes from the county whose most famous contribution is Stephen Lee said so? (by the way, if you're thick enough not to know who IDS is why shouldn't anyone at least half jokingly think you don't fancy your chances with Dave Grohl? How about you just stay out of issues that are any more complex than a lego puzzle in future? Weird thing is I never once for a second thought you were "thick" until you threw a massive hissy fit and accused me of "suggesting you were thick" over some absolute bollocks. Talk about irony eh?) God so much for taking the nice route, I should have just said what I originally typed, that I am taking responsibility cause I was planning on presenting you to London Zoo as The Missing Link and becoming a millionaire off it...

45 minutes? Must have been very short. Was it a film about Halibuts' contributions to humanity? ...That you watched 900 times? Lard, I'm gonna not say much to you cos I'm content just to make fun of Phantom at this time but any more of your bullshit about how I "WELL BARE NEED TO TAKE RESPONSABILITEEH INNIT" and I'll perhaps write a letter to Dave Grohl explaining that one of his "fans" is in fact a horrendous Iain Duncain Smith-idolising wacko who's really losing it in a big way and badly needs to put the brakes on becoming like some hag character out of a Dickens novel cos she can't handle she's not 36 any more (unless you count stones) and is mentally degrading to the point where she wants to see me put in the stocks and thinks that my incredibly abusive upbringing is funny. I really doubt he would like that. And that'll probably take away that 0.00000000000000000000001% chance of him actually sleeping with you, so.....

You get off on calling a victim a loser. You already made that clear. You'd like to shake my psycho mother by the hand then pork her in her massive 900lb arse. Well done for you. We're all impressed. Good night. Sleep tight. Don't let the urge to do a murder-suicide on your family if they refuse to join ISIS with you bite too hard.

You took that long to think of that same old shit? How come you said Milton Keynes is such an awful place but then you suggest anyone who comes from there can "have no excuses" or whatever? Even though I didn't choose to live here? How can you call me ignorant for not worshipping people who were brought here from some of the most backwards hellholes on earth but you suggested I should be ignored just cos I come from Milton Keynes which I didn't choose? And you question my sanity? You talk out of your arse more regularly than Jim Carrey circa 1995

Zorders,No one on here believes your constant BS. Your mother deserves a medal for having a whiny shit for a child such as you. If you for once genuinely believe you're being abused then you call a help group. But since it's a figment of your make-believe world, you have no case to make. Yeah I'm not surprised such a sicko like you would want to give her a medal. You sick sad terrorist-fancying cunt. You are on the same rung of the humanity ladder as Pol Pot you vile maggoty old cunt. And you probably consider that a compliment.The only tantrums in this house are thrown by her, and her wailing banshee of a daughter, who she spent 5000 times more on me yet somehow it didn't make her "happy". Usually they come forth when I ask her to update her hygiene standards to just the year 1200. If anyone should get a medal it should be "World's Biggest Sucker" for me, for actually helping both of them out on numerous critical occasions over the years when fuck knows what state they would be in now if I hadn't, and for looking after her fucking self-crippled arse every day, with practically nothing in return. Go die of something you sick. twisted. fuck. I wish I had a video feed of your next job interview where you have to explain all the blank space on your CV cause you can't write "Had to look after a couple of fucking deranged loathsome witches." I would wank to that so fucking hard. I need some new sick shit to wank off to cos ISIS haven't released any beheading videos in a while. Fucking Russians!

Zorders, No one on here believes your constant BS. Your mother deserves a medal for having a whiny shit for a child such as you. If you for once genuinely believe you're being abused then you call a help group. But since it's a figment of your make-believe world, you have no case to make. Yeah I'm not surprised such a sicko like you would want to give her a medal. You sick sad terrorist-fancying cunt. You are on the same rung of the humanity ladder as Pol Pot you vile maggoty old cunt. And you probably consider that a compliment. You fucking putrid gangrenous pus-dripping earthworm. The only tantrums in this house are thrown by her, and her wailing banshee of a daughter, who she spent 5000 times more on me yet somehow it didn't make her "happy". Usually they come forth when I ask her to update her hygiene standards to just the year 1200. If I did throw a so-called "tantrum" and tell her everything about her she deserves to hear she would try and kill me with one slap of her grizzly-bear-like arms. If anyone should get a medal it should be "World's Biggest Sucker" for me, for actually helping both of them out on numerous critical occasions over the years when fuck knows what state they would be in now if I hadn't, and for looking after her fucking self-crippled arse every day, with practically nothing in return. Your kids should be taken away and given to Josef Fritzl so they can have a more dignified upbringing. Go die of something you sick. twisted. fuck.

Actually, a while before that, when I was talking about my mother ruining my life, you said I was talking bollocks. So you're the one who struck below the belt in the first place. So you really need to cram your false outrage up your fusty bumcrack. Besides, like I've tried to point out, probably too eloquently for you to get it, peoples parents dying aged 70whatever is something that happens to everyone, being psychologically pummeled by Josef Fritzl's long lost female twin isn't. And making light of death is, erm, kind of what we do here. I wouldn't have done it to anyone who didn't make light of my plight. Maybe you probably should have thought of that before I dunno. The net result is you're in fact the original scum,and I was perfectly happy to let you carry on with your false outrage without complaining about it cos if anything it was amusing. Until you've busted it out here thinking this is some kind of great tactical moment to "get me" like the jibbering overexcited hobbit you are. Short version: Fuck off.

Great. Whatever. I don't really believe you but if you are I guess it's because you have the dozy equilibrium of the average Alzheimer's veggie. You're far too shit to be trying to keep up with me at your age. You'll find it hard to feel superior to me when your wife asks you why you had your first heart attack and you explain you were arguing with some guy on the internet. Please answer, what's the point of calling yourself an "atheist" if you not only refuse to criticise the most violent, backwards, but sadly growing religion on Earth right now, pretty much the only one that matters at all, and limit your criticism to the ones whose congregations are dwindling and last beheaded anyone in like 1655 or whatever..... and also shout down anyone who does as a racist? It's like advertising yourself as a pest control genius and then saying "I don't deal with rats". You're a fucking pathetic mixed up cunt.

Oh no. Looks like I've been rumbled! I guess I shouldn't have natural reactions to fucktards. Especially the ones who say "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR LIKING MUSIC!!!!!!!!!" and then label the other participant in the argument an angsty teenager lololoolooloooooooooooooooooooolllll Alright. Let's get things abundantly clear, you fetid piece of a dog's scrotum. Hahahah! Who's got "throbbing veins" now you silly cunt>? Oh my god. This is hilarious. Why did you have to go and "crack" (not that you ever fully had it together) while I'm trying to eat my delicious chicken dinner, you unbearable cunt? Alright. Let's get things abundantly clear, you fetid piece of a dog's scrotum.1. I am an atheist 2. Never once in my posts have I declared any support for any terrorist organization (including ISIS) 3. Judging by how you speak about your mother and your sister for that matter, I have no sympathy for you, IF, (as you claim) you're being abused. Since she has an odorous runt of a child to endure and put up with the tantrums that he throws. 4. From the way you speak to myself and others on this site, I can fully understand why those kids at your school decided to beat the shit out of you. Wow! You are*! And wow! Um... no. you haven't. Well done. You haven't broken the law and declared support for a terrorist organisation! Well done you! Only cos you're too thick to realise how much you actually like them. And if you did, you'd be just smart enough not to say it out loud. But you have shown more contempt in the time since the latest ISIS-inspired attack for people who make or listen to "angsty" music..... As for the other stuff, you seem to have lost track of the reality? (again?) When Spade said "beaten up by the athletic kids" that wasn't a real actual thingy.....? He was using Turner-artistic license....... if you telepathically knew as much about my childhood as you claim to, you would have known that. Especially the "athletic kids" part, can't remember too many of them at my school! I hardly ever got beaten up... I think I must have taken a total of two soft punches in my entire teen years and both of them ran away from me really fast instantly so they must have been afraid of what I would do..... the real damage was from the psychological abuse and torture by my mum. Much more scary, nothing quite as dangerous as an old Marxist wacko who's got nothing up there except his/her ancient hair-brained grudges... which is why I'm trying to help your kids out, hopefully I'm giving you your first angina attack. I'm still stunned by Number 2 though. A lot of mixed up middle aged people seem to want a lot of congratulations for not committing crimes. Reminds me of how when I talk to people about how much my mother was a rancid cunt some people basically reply "Well you didnt get taken away/she didn't get officially charged with neglect so she must have been great musn't she!!". Well done though. You didn't commit an FBI-reportable offense by declaring your support for ISIS. Massive kudos. You only made it clear how much you find childhood abuse and neglect funny. We can all respect you for that. *You're actually only a Ricky Gervais atheist, that is someone who goes to this kind of dorky length to show what a badass atheist they are that they'll even anger Jupiter's notoriously huge number of really scary, vengeful followers! But curiously they never say anything about Allah for some reason.

Posting again Phantom? Are you trying to show me a lesson in "maturity", and just generally how much you don't care what I think, by desperately trying to get the last word at all costs?

Can you like, not do any more updates until next time I get a hit?

Oh no. Looks like I've been rumbled! I guess I shouldn't have natural reactions to fucktards. Especially the ones who say "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR LIKING MUSIC!!!!!!!!!" and then label the other participant in the argument an angsty teenager lololoolooloooooooooooooooooooolllll

No, just insane rants. Besides no one can corroborate your rants about your mother, we only have your word on those. I take accusations of insanity really seriously from people who show more contempt for people turning "angst" into popular music than turning it into a massacre of their own work Xmas do (but only if they're the "right" skin colour to be excused, obviously). And who readily admit they've only heard "one side" of a story but still take the opposite side anyway. Braindead fucking cunt. Now instead of boring everyone by just repeating yourself again, how about you go die (preferably without blowing anyone else up, if you can).

Insanely correct? (Feel free to pitch in by pointing out any actual logic flaws in anything I've said.... which you have been free to do so the whole time and yet curiously haven't/couldn't. btw, "Oh come on!" etc. isn't an argument.)