Dr. Zorders

That really sucks. Another dead wrestler....... and someone who was funny enough to make fun of Edge's penis. I'll always remember him telling Mick Foley "You jump off rooves! You have people throw you off 25 steel cages onto the floor! You land on thumb-takes!"

Someone changed every line in "Don't You Want Me Baby" to the first (and most important) line https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X58g1HKxXPo (I would have done something like this ages ago but I don't have the non-laziness technological know-how)

No but it speaks volumes about your character and anyone's who think it's ok. SC Jesus... chillax there, Judge Mental. It's just a poll for a celebrity death thing it's not like he's changing his vote for president just because a hurricane hit a week before the election!

Lord Banned-from-Tesco has said he was a "standout character" on the Apprentice, fucking hell he must have been a serious twat to stand out on that show...

A lot of things are starting to make sense now, like how you said you turned 30 this year but you put "86" in your username...

Does anyone know what the Koran says about irony? (uh warning offensive......ly hilarious)

Well, 98 is Zsa Zsa's chronological age. That is what we get when subtracting 2015 with 1917. However, her biological age is probably a lot lower. People's bodies age at different rates, so she might be the equivalent of an "average" 78-year old's body. Biological age can't be easily determined or calculated as an exact science, though maybe biomarkers might help us with that in the future. Since at least one of her parents lived to be 100+, she likely inherited a disposition for longevity through her genes rather than living long because of attitude/lifestyle/luck. Her sisters, Magda and Eva, both died in their 80s. Did they inherit the same good genetics? Well, their lives were fairly long, but I'd say that Zsa Zsa was the one who lucked out the most. Sometimes, certain genetic traits can skip generations, and Eva Gabor's hypothetical daughter could've inherited Jolie's genes too. So, basically, it is possible for Zsa Zsa to have been a vegetable for this long if her body had aged slower than most of her contemporaries when her health problems began. This is why I'm not a real doctor Medicine can be so dull!

Was so gonna put Joe on this year but thought 2016 might be the year instead. I feel as beaten up as one of his kids

Straight man starts out in fashion and ends up a multi-millionaire isnt that more like "fags to bitches"?

I watched Andrew Neil last week trying that cobblers about talking to the IRA in the wake of the 1984 Brighton bombing. Never mind the fact Andrew that the British government did have talks with the Provos within months of this apparent threat to British DemocracyTM and didn't tell anyone about it for 20 years! Well personally I er... *cough* wasn't really that bothered about the fucking IRA part...... In fact I have no idea why Gilligan-Beginagain decided to lead with that photo other than, perhaps like me was lightly amused by the way Jeremy was dressed like he was about to warm up the audience for a taping of Bullseye.

Whoops, did I make that light-hearted "let's give him the benefit of the doubt" defence of Corbyn before I read this not-so-little list of some of his lovable pals?

I'd say my mum was on the rag today but I think it's more like, she has become the rag.

That just shows you, the randomness of life. They're always telling us "Anyone can get cancer" And certainly, anyone could have wrote that film!

Fucking hell MPFC IDS getting booted out as leader of the Tories, that's so nostalgic. Will we ever see years the like of 2004 again? I've often thought, that quite possibly it was the relentless mockery of "The Quiet Man" that made him into the Sutcliffe-but-with-cripples-instead-of-prozzies he is today. For realsies... I almost feel bad about it since I of course joined in. On a lighter note I was a big fan of Mikey Howard (you remember, he replaced IDS as leader) back in the day. One of the most underrated characters, hectoring Blair in that ludicrous voice like he did, that was class.

I take it you are unfamiliar with the Not The Nine O' Clock News sketch - General Synod's Life of Python. "Bloody hell even the initials are the same" "When two or three are gathered together they will perform the Parrot sketch" Yes, thankfully you are correct. Some might say Corbyn's parroting the dead (Michael Foot). I'm not necessarily buying all this "omg doomed Labour" BS. Unlike most of them I like to keep an open mind, you never know what is going to happen in the next two weeks these days.

I was more thinking electoral crucifixion*, not the death of comedy. Or, just the general suggestion that the country's magical saviour may be disguised as a tour manager that Billy Bragg fired for being too dull. (*not that I give a Davy Jones about a supposed election that may as well be 50 years away based on current world stability, just noticed 'em and felt the need to point it out)

I like his initials

This guy's name....... I literally can't even... http://espn.go.com/blog/chicago/cubs/post/_/id/32442/castro-its-not-me

Nope none of those are that epic but, for the love of your mum's signed Terence Alexander photograph... stop giving away good ones "early" Guess I'll have to email it you myself in the event

Pissed off at my hit-rate going to a standstill. It was all going great when I got my 3rd hit in April. Whereas I had to wait until July 19th for my 3rd last year. Now here we are and nothing since Jean Nidetch. I demand that somebody do something immediately! Immediately - harumph harumph! TMIB did you ever figure out that epic pun I was hinting at for one of my unique picks..... (er I guess check the PM again if u completely forgot )

Stirling Moss, retired race driver and blackface enthusiast will be 86 this September.

*looks down at keyboard*

WWE Slam City

Annoying post Erm, can't you please refrain from mentioning gruesome stuff like that without spoiler tags and a warning? I've seen that video many times, it doesn't mean I wanna be reminded of its contents while I'm trying to eat a sandwich or whatever. Can a mod like plz delete that and/or give him warning points.........