Dr. Zorders

That's one of my most clear memories of the Attitude era for some reason. They definitely wouldn't have tried that shit in spring 2003 would they? He just seemed really angry that Bill Clinton was president. Also it's not really that fringey. If hadn't been for the DX theme and more importantly "My Time", HHH would be..... selling meat out of a truck in Minneapolis!

If this doesn't get you to vote for Brexit nothing will http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2016/06/13/25075/comedy_industry_votes_remain#

I have taste for easy jokes, that's all and I'm sorry I did not understand beforeApology not accepted. And you know why we are completele fucked? Because effing Europeans do not have children anymore, because we spend our time writing on forums, because we don't want to lose our well-being, cause we are completely wimps. At least I know I'm not a wimp, cause I don't post my effing selfies on facebook, twitter, snapfuck, but there are not people like me. Europe and US habe become populations of wimps and you know better than me. BETTER THAN ME!On the other side Arabs are probably less cultured, less intelligent, less all, but they die for a effing book and what is written on it. You know someone who would die for the Bible? No? Well, it's because we don't care about religion, about our nations, about anything, we only care about our likes on youtube, twitter or snapchat. so basically you hate the fact that plenty of brown people are willing to kill people over a book with so many inconsistencies that if it was made today it would have never been published. I get a hard-on from foreigners coming and taking over our country and I belong in the stone age What are you on about? Refusing to publish the QU''r'ruur'''quran (or whatever) would be terribly Islamophobic. Plus there's no inconsistencies either, it's pretty much just "Kill kill kill the unbelievers" all the way through. so is the Bible you racist. You're the racist, and much worse, a coward, because you (conveniently) only complain about the one that is read by old white people who won't behead you for dissing it. Cretin.

I have taste for easy jokes, that's all and I'm sorry I did not understand before Apology not accepted. And you know why we are completele fucked? Because effing Europeans do not have children anymore, because we spend our time writing on forums, because we don't want to lose our well-being, cause we are completely wimps. At least I know I'm not a wimp, cause I don't post my effing selfies on facebook, twitter, snapfuck, but there are not people like me. Europe and US habe become populations of wimps and you know better than me. BETTER THAN ME!On the other side Arabs are probably less cultured, less intelligent, less all, but they die for a effing book and what is written on it. You know someone who would die for the Bible? No? Well, it's because we don't care about religion, about our nations, about anything, we only care about our likes on youtube, twitter or snapchat. so basically you hate the fact that plenty of brown people are willing to kill people over a book with so many inconsistencies that if it was made today it would have never been published. I get a hard-on from foreigners coming and taking over our country and I belong in the stone age What are you on about? Refusing to publish the QU''r'ruur'''quran (or whatever) would be terribly Islamophobic. Plus there's no inconsistencies either, it's pretty much just "Kill kill kill the unbelievers" all the way through.

Okay whatever, why didn't you rant this shit before instead of deciding that joking about me being paranoid about snails was the best weapon in your crusade?

Shit, why did it take me until like 3 years after David Beckham retired, to think of the nickname "The You Know-Bomber"?

Okay, what you just did is the equivalent of FDR responding to Churchill's "fight them on the beaches" speech by saying "Well after hearing his speech I just found apparently WW2 is going to be contested as a beach volleyball game!" and then saying "NO I'M ON YOUR SIDE! REALLY!" Fúck off and die.

I mentioned something off-hand, and you somehow turn that into me being "paranoooiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddd" about it or something. Wow incredible, you shure are the graytist cummedyen uf urr tahhhrms! Wait until the only-able-to-express-themselves-through-the-like button brigade show up and discover your earth-shattering satire! (Or just kill yourself) God, now you are really paranoid! I'm the only one on your side here, Zorders. And no one likes my comments. First of all I don't "need" you or really anyone on my side against a mental pygmie like Phantard, second, please explain how it's "being on my side" to give Phantard and the rest of the wrinkle crew an excuse to turn this into a joke discussion about snails (whether you did it "maliciously" or not) instead of a discussion about how epically momumentally retarded you have to be to play the "OMG UR PARANOOIIID" card EVEN ON THE ACTUAL DAY OF YET ANOTHER ATTACK. You obviously don't understand that someone who's such an epic Clownfuckmongtard like Clownphuckphantard will take literally ANY excuse not to address the actual point when I pick holes in the logic of something when they've spent their whole clowntarded lives clownfending. Because he's lost that discussion a million times in a row, hence the block. Because he's a massive. f*cking. ISIS-cheerleading. Pussy. See? I don't need you to tell me you're on "my side" when you're actually not. Even if you think you are, you're too clowntarded to realise you're not. So go kill yourself. Well, Zorders, I still like you. Our west world is gonna fade, we are falling down and there's nothing to do. So few people understand it will be not a war but a silent demographic invasion which will reduce Europe to New Arabia in less than 40 years... But, hell yeah, I got three likes! Let's celebrate! It's not "inevitable" at all you utter fucktard, it's only "inevitable" if mongtards like you, Clowntardbama and Hitlery are still allowed to be in charge. Kill yourself.

I mentioned something off-hand, and you somehow turn that into me being "paranoooiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddd" about it or something. Wow incredible, you shure are the graytist cummedyen uf urr tahhhrms! Wait until the only-able-to-express-themselves-through-the-like button brigade show up and discover your earth-shattering satire! (Or just kill yourself) God, now you are really paranoid! I'm the only one on your side here, Zorders. And no one likes my comments. First of all I don't "need" you or really anyone on my side against a mental pygmie like Phantard, second, please explain how it's "being on my side" to give Phantard and the rest of the wrinkle crew an excuse to turn this into a joke discussion about snails (whether you did it "maliciously" or not) instead of a discussion about how epically momumentally retarded you have to be to play the "OMG UR PARANOOIIID" card EVEN ON THE ACTUAL DAY OF YET ANOTHER ATTACK. You obviously don't understand that someone who's such an epic Clownfuckmongtard like Clownphuckphantard will take literally ANY excuse not to address the actual point when I pick holes in the logic of something when they've spent their whole clowntarded lives clownfending. Because he's lost that discussion a million times in a row, hence the block. Because he's a massive. f*cking. ISIS-cheerleading. Pussy. See? I don't need you to tell me you're on "my side" when you're actually not. Even if you think you are, you're too clowntarded to realise you're not. So go kill yourself.

I mentioned something off-hand, and you somehow turn that into me being "paranoooiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddd" about it or something. Wow incredible, you shure are the graytist cummedyen uf urr tahhhrms! Wait until the only-able-to-express-themselves-through-the-like button brigade show up and discover your earth-shattering satire! (Or just kill yourself)

Someone who pees his pants so much at "nasty words on a screen" that he has to block me (but only after the incredibly pathetic slimeball ISIS-high-fiving cretin he thought he could "out-nasty" me then finally realised he couldn't) is mocking me for being scared of the world's scariest "religion"/death cult. Even on the day of one of their latest "attacks", he still plays the "omg ppl who are scared of Islam are so paranooiiiid" card. The snail that I knocked off the back door last night has more brain activity than this total, utter, irretrievable, rock-licking, swarfega-munching, fúcking mong of all mongs. Kill your self Phantard, kill yourself right the fúck now, you incalculably worthless vat of stale rat piss.

This topic has been needlessly dying on its arse since it was moved to this board. Move it baaack

Plus the jumping up and down celebrating 9/11 reminds me of a guy called warren25smash, a former gay Halibut youtuber. I thought LFN's theory was a good one but I didn't think if it was true anyone in a position to know would care or want to talk about it.

I'm guessing since I've never heard of her, she resisted the temptation to add "Kenya believe it!?!?"

Omar Mateen. A US citizen of Afganistan background. No, Donald Trump maaaaaaaade him do it. With his "far-right" evil superpowers or something.

I wonder who Phantard will try to blame all Islam's problems on this time.

The gunman's dead, and if it was a "hateful right-wing white person" they'd already have already identified him and quoted every last sentence from his Facebook until it was written on the back of our eyeballs so it must be the work ISISlam. Like the Eg*pt*in A*r Cr*sh, we will never hear of this again.

I'd be worried if I was you, he looks like some lesbian.

She's Miss Hungry and thirsty these days.

It's not as extraordinary a coincidence as you think. When you're starting to sound like Radio 4. You may as well start listening to The News Quiz with a glass of Pimms now and describing yourself as a "chap" on your Twitter page. Buying Alexander Armstrong's albums will be next.

Oh so it is actually an "interfaith service"? Me and my dad got bored and switched over after the 1st 3 imams!

Gawker have filed for bankruptcy after their incredibly sophisticated, superior New York asses got pwned by a bald-headed orange OAP fake wrestler in a yellow speedo https://www.rt.com/usa/346159-gawker-files-bankrupcy-suit/

They should just go ahead and call it the Snuffell mountain course.

It is just me or did we get more discussion out of friggin' Dennis Healey's death than this guy? Well, whatever. Anyone remember that time he got knocked on his behind by a completely bald, yellow-toothed 25-year-old Brit who probably prepared for the fight by downing a poorly cooked 12oz steak and a full bottle of wine?

Our "pal" Joao Havelange and the Sontarans from Dr. Who Rock star Robert Fripp, and star of "Rock" Mike Gravel wrestler Gene "It Wasn't My Fault" Snitsky and Vladimir "It wasn't my fault millions of people were killed by communist governments" Lenin Also I finally figured out who Owen Jones' moronic laughter/smile (and intellect) reminds me of