Dr. Zorders

I wonder if Bernard Manning Jr. ever came across her in the street. That would have been an embarrassing mix-up.... "Dad! You're alive!"

Don't Sass me, bitch! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Sass (now cue outrage from our European deathlisters for saying she's not famous )

I think shit's too serious these days for it to be decided on a "We're alright!" moment. Then again, there are some incredibly thick people out there obviously. But IMO, to anyone who wouldn't vote for him because of it, it's already clear that he's a huge dork. For those who are struggling as badly as me the choice comes down to do I believe Labour would do enough financially for me to forget about how pro that-frothing-at-the-mouth-religion-we're-not-allowed-to-criticise they are. Or do I think whatever "help" I would get would be worth it for that horrendous price. At the moment it's a major no and I don't believe that will change. I've thought for a while, the same as you that Labour would somehow blow it and Cameron will be re-elected....... however don't forget, how many young'uns who've been having their brains pummeled since they were in nappies by the likes of Russell Howard and Mock the Week (and as of more recently, BuzzFeed), who weren't old enough to vote in 2010 but will be voting this time. And yes some of them will even be thick enough to vote Lib Dem.

You wait 2 years for a poker bore to die of arse cancer and then 2 come along at once!

No, shurely the biggest loser PMs are those who lose a vote of no confidence. Or "win" one if you like.

It takes a truly nasty person to act nice while being nasty........ or summat. And by introducing such colossal cuts (especially to stuff like legal aid) while hiding behind his call me Dave, "look at my Blairy, oh-so-care-y hand gestures" act, he has legitimised a "nastiness" that none of us would have thought was coming in 2009. So..... yeah. I don't believe people would be less comfortable with other Tories as leader.

I would like to take the time to explain this to you but I fear it would not reflect well on the entire British people if I did. Erm, remember his people gave the world "I'm lovin it", so.. easy on the shame there.

Neither do I

Couldn't she have waited? She's robbed us of so many 118-118 jokes...

So he didn't want to stick around for the chicks........ you trying to say he was more like Felcher Christian then? Nope, I'm trying to say it's a little known conspiracy theory. I'm assuming once the novelty of the shaggathon had worn off life on the Pitcairn Islands was probably pretty hard and boring (same faces, same struggle to grow enough to survive on, lacking in entertainment). Sounds a lot like an island I know. Lucky it didn't take him 230 years to sail back here or he'd have been like "fuck, what a wasted journey!".

So he didn't want to stick around for the chicks........ you trying to say he was more like Felcher Christian then?

Seen as it's the day of dissolution I'm going to come out and say it... I prefered it when the PM had control over when to call and election, it meant elections were generally more frequent (something I prefer as a keen political watcher) and there was a lot more suspense involved in government difficulties, the fact I haven't experienced a snap election yet ( the last being 1974) probably has something to do with it. At this rate 2001 will go down as the last non-multiple of five election. Been sitting on that controversial nukeshell for a while have you? What I'm saying is........... erm, yeah no shit. It was an absolute stitch up cause they wanted to squash the people's hope of the coalition going down in flames. And the MPs like it just cause anything that gives them an extra sense of 'job' security is good to them. That might be hyperbole. The 1992 election was very close. The BBC were planning to go to broadcast with a picture of Neil Kinnock to start with but at the last minute they changed it for a split screen of both him and John Major. The two elections of 1974 are of course very close and the 2010 election was the closest of them all resulting in the first formal coalition for over 70 years. The question is why is this election close we have had five horrible years where it has become evident that we are not "All in it together". My only conclusion is that the Conservatives have created an illusion that it is all the Lib Dems fault and it will all be great tomorrow. Just a note on Cameron and the Third Term issue. What you have to remember about Cameron, for all his faults and insincerity he is as nice as the party gets. If you take a look over the possibly replacements bastards to a man (including Theresa May). Cameron is there because his party need him, not because the want him. Cameron isn't A. Nice or B. a Tory........... Not reassuring to know we have such ignorant people running the civil service.

Hate it when the guy on the news says "Parliament has been dissolved" and you wait for him to say "..... in acid" but he doesn't.

Andreas Lubitz = BANZAI Strudel

If I read that piece correctly ("Today is the day I have chosen to pass away with dignity in the face of my terminal illness, this terrible brain cancer that has taken so much from me - but would have taken so much more.") her death was a case of euthanasia/assisted suicide. Half a year ago she advised Brittany Maynard against such an end. I conclude that that woman subscribed to the moral school of "Do as I say, not as I do". Such hypocrisy isn't rare in Xians. Let me assure you all, there is absolutely NO fucking dignity in death, none whatsoever. The only thing that death does is reaffirm the utter absurdity of life. What in the fuck? Is that you Tempus? .. Well anyway. Obviously there is some dignity in it or else the Swiss wouldn't have invented assisted suicide would they. They don't invent shit things do they. See: Toblerone..... and also, probably the kind of winter-sports bravado that almost got Schumacher killed.

Hmmm. Just checked and she played the head of CTU in my favourite season of 24. Thought the name sounded vaguely familiar. Wow it's a long time since I've seen it, those early-2000s series must look so out of date now, what with non-smart-phones, older computers and government agents who put a higher priority on stopping terrorist atrocities than raiding your phone for nude selfies.

Anyone heard the rumours Captain Scarlet is autistic? He's definitely somewhere on the spectrum anyway.

*reads tweets* Seems like pretty average stuff for a Geordie man his age. Sure he'll be okay.

Is Pierroth okay. We can't lose Pierroth

The whole eclipse thing got me thinking of this fella. I'm thinking "Patrick Moore's arse" might be a good nickname for the sky. Y'know since it's the only other thing that's so big and white

Maybe we'll see him again. Hobbling out of hospital in a sling?

I think the actual continued quoting of The Fast Show is what should have people getting their coats thrown at them

Hey I was only kidding around........ you watch what ya like. I mean I've already blown most of my contempt-spunk on the company themselves and I know you're a reluctant/skeptical viewer Seems beyond analysis or criticism to me. Other than.... they need to let the whole Undertaker thing go before something bad really happens because by all reports he is in amazingly shit shape. Wasn't it enough that they ransacked his dignity by giving his streak to a part-time twat who needs a blubbery seal to do all his talking for him? Don't want him to snuff it in the ring too. And who the flying fuck is Bray Wyatt?

Hold the line... Obits aren't always on time!

I just been catching up on raw and came here to post the exact same thing, does he have cancer ? I would say he has a 2 or 3 years by the looks of him. You actually... watch that shit? *hovers over "remove friend" button* Well anyway. If I can just go back to speculating about Vince. I've always thought that this kind of stuff (clip from late 2007)....... was an on-screen representation of his real-life sadness/anger at his complete inability to once again raise WWE to the heights of the golden Austin/Rock era.... or the heights of, I dunno, supposedly WrestleMania 3 (if you're into that, not judging). I do think it actually ate away at him for a while in the 2000s... perhaps stopping at some point a year or so after they made the transition to PG. That's got to count for something as well as the steroids..