Dr. Zorders

Somebody needs to be punched for a sequence of words like that. I'm not sayin it's you but.... ok its you

We know. Can I suggest you do a search before posting? Leave him alone man he's alright..... (oh wait its Yankophobia again innit) BIC we dont post deaths in here this is for casual football discussion. Although I'm sure if certain TV pundits died there would be a lot of rejoicing here....... Mind telling me which outlaw that is in your userpic? I cant figure it out. (Maybe tell us in the "New Here and Just Saying Hello" thread)

Guardian has this piece on the only elected Communist (by party name anyway) in Britain........ some council fucker up in Scotland. 78 or about that (found it in another article). http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jan/11/-sp-britains-last-elected-communist-councillor-willie-clarke Any idea what's going on with his face? Doesn't look worth posting on the main thread but provides plenty of amusement here I think. Also, I found this while I was poking around in Socialist Worker (yeah sorry I do look at some sordid shit sometimes). Is this a joke or what? It's dated September 2013 not April 1........ (btw allow me to complete your article for you, you lumber-fingered twats......) "....force."

No problemo....... Hopefully we'll have had these boards fixed by then too so people can have a (relatively) coherent discussion about the picks!

I don't believe a word of it. I remember Ray Price's wife saying how well he was doing.....then he died. The publicists and family members always try to put a rosy spin on it. The man is 87 and had a serious stroke, I don't think he'll last out the year. He might well do. As soon as they said "stem cell treatment" he was definitely off my radar. Didn't you see that episode of Family Guy?

I wasn't sure whether to post this in the Room 101 thread or here but..... just saw a bit of the Ballon d'Or ceremony live on Eurosport..... makes BBC Sports Personality of the Year look like a non-suicide-inducing event..... got all the same constant shite "inspiring" music popping up every 10 seconds, but it's hilarious cos it's being presented by some utterly thick bint.... was it just me or when she introduced the "Team of the Year" did she read out list of names and the player's relative positions really fast....... you'd think if they were so great they'd want to drag it out a bit by giving individual applause for each player........ especially when you consider half the audience in the room has translation headsets on. And then she incredibly patronisingly told this 90-year-old Japanese guy to "return to your seat now please" after he'd just been presented with a LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD for supposedly popularising football in Japan through his journalism or something like that.

Classy and subtle as always mpfc.....

He probably get a UK obit since he played the role of Eric Lassard in the Police Academy movies. Although I know him from the Steve Martin movie "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid" where he played the role of Dr. John Hay Forest. As funny as the "podium scene" in Police Academy was... can't see it being enough to get covered over here. I mean what are they gonna put, "famous blowjob recipient dies"? That just sets a precedent that any old bum can get an obit if they got BJed... like Bill Clinton or someone like that.. I've never watched any of the Police Academy movies, so I have no idea about the podium scene. Whoa there, who said anything about movies? The first one is the only one any half-sane person will admit to seeing. Still quite amusing despite being obviously (somewhat) dated. (Seems obvious to say that... I mean anything that invites you to derive amusement/any sense of humanity from a group of people who are more famous these days for whacking random people to death if they happen to wander within 50 feet of a protest and helping tabloids hack your phone, and choking your fat ass to death for selling cigarettes, has obviously got to be dated. Surely the only thing that could be more dated is a movie called Football Academy?)

He probably get a UK obit since he played the role of Eric Lassard in the Police Academy movies. Although I know him from the Steve Martin movie "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid" where he played the role of Dr. John Hay Forest. As funny as the "podium scene" in Police Academy was... can't see it being enough to get covered over here. I mean what are they gonna put, "famous blowjob recipient dies"? That just sets a precedent that any old bum can get an obit if they got BJed... like Bill Clinton or someone like that..

Wow, Polish PMs are like London buses it seems. They smell of Polish food and frequently die.

PicassoList is great. Well for a (hopefully) short-term thing anyway. Think I might wait to update my sig until a non-archeologist can actually be expected to easily find it amongst all the mess Also, I don't mean to badger you while you're trying to unblock the pipes but also......... guests can't view profiles or even "hover over" a user's name to get info about a user. Which probably is rubbish. One to fix later maybe?

I'll update my sig when I fucking feel like it, fucknut. I was waiting for confirmation of my 2015 DDP entry..... so shuuuut uuuuuuuup. And also, since when did "being asked for your opinion" mean you get some magical right to not have somebody tell you it's retarded? No-one wants to hear some "OMG WHY ARENT ALL 50 CHOICES SOME AMERICAN BALL-THROWING EXPERT NOBODY IN BRITTUN HAS EVER HEARD OF" horse shit that make you sound like a caffeine-addled, FPS-addicted, much-less appealing American version of Deathray? (Sorry DR, just kiddin'........ like you were when you called me a moronicos, etc. or something) However I thought "Cancel My Appointments" was a funny team name and if Spade is telling you to go away then I'm ready to do a complete 180 and give you a second chance. Just try to be slightly less of a cunt....

So.... did an "update" just wipe out every witty thread subtitle/tagline? Or... is it just me?

Anyone else think he looks like a stick of extra-white vanilla candy floss which has just spotted itself in a mirror and is completely shocked/flummoxed by the sight? Classic..................but yeah I think that would be great actually. Depends if he spends any time doddering around in the country(side) of his birth I guess. (p.s. merge this into the Political thread and I'll savage you. Lee Harvey Oswald would have his own thread if he was still alive wouldn't he?...... or, yknow, substitute an actual genuine assassin into that analogy if you want)

Oh btw what's the latest on Darren Young? I know I saw something about him "returning to in-ring action", but.... when is he gonna wrestle again?

^ for gods sake Cant we start handing out warnings for these stupid 50-line sigs?

TMI. I tried to connect with the proles last night by watching some "Death in Paradise" on iPlayer. Guess what, the fucking thing fucking glitches. Anyone else had glitches galore on iPlayer? These constant jarring glitches are one of the main reasons I don't bother watching anything on there. It just SKIPPED AHEAD 3 or 5 minutes with absolutely no reason or warning while I was just getting comfortable watching the beginning......... Also once a long time ago I was watching something on it, and I paused it to go and get something to drink and the stupid fucker UNPAUSED ITSELF while I was out the room. How fucktarded can you get? You think that's bad, try ITV player. Unwatchable. Nope... I've actually had hardly any problems with that. As little as there is to watch on ITV at least it doesn't fucking UNPAUSE its cuntself. We must have very different computers. Just makes me explode with face-pummelling anger because I've actually had "people" tell me "oh stop whining" when incredibly basic things (including iPlayer) don't work as they should. The whole point of TV is supposed to be that you sit back and enjoy it, it's not supposed to be a pitched hour-long battle with a fucking recuntcitrant piece of piss-garbage from hell where I spend most of the hour (or two, by the time it's finished glitching) trying to concentrate on getting the fucking thing to play in the fucking order it was fucking broadcast in.....

I found out through reading Wikipedia's Nation of Islam page, that Farrakhan had a heart attack in October 2013. Although apparently it caused his heart no damage but hey... next time you never know.

TMI. I tried to connect with the proles last night by watching some "Death in Paradise" on iPlayer. Guess what, the fucking thing fucking glitches. Anyone else had glitches galore on iPlayer? These constant jarring glitches are one of the main reasons I don't bother watching anything on there. It just SKIPPED AHEAD 3 or 5 minutes with absolutely no reason or warning while I was just getting comfortable watching the beginning......... Also once a long time ago I was watching something on it, and I paused it to go and get something to drink and the stupid fucker UNPAUSED ITSELF while I was out the room. How fucktarded can you get?

I think people on t'internet giving the fuckers ideas during the aftermath is a lot worse. Or maybe I'm just too logical?

Can't see any UK obit so far. Correct decision....... *pats self on back* Don't fuck me up now Guardian or Daily Mail.

Excuse me Mr Half-Guest Half-Registered-User Weirdo, trashing the committee is my job. And I do it a lot better, and without sounding like someone who takes their fantasy football way too seriously. K bruh?

I know who you was referring to, I was way ahead of you, down the road and round the fucking corner fella. Reread it again and you might get it. Please don't assume that you are the sharpest tool in the box. You saying you sharpen yours more often?

How about 1290? I wasn't referring to myself you glorified sky-plumber. I was talkin about him. I'm neither old nor Jewish, my penis is perfectly well-equipped for a rainy weekend at Reading or Leeds. Can we talk about something other than religious penises now before some fanatics start showing up and ranting.

You know i was gonna say "you should leave this thread to the pros" However...... now I think twice about it I was personally shocked by how pro-free-speech all the reaction was. I was expecting the "they had it comin'" crowd to be much louder in voice. And instead all the leaders all over the world were instantly on it saying "We are appalled by this attack on freedom of expression". All very regimented and stuff. It is weird after all is said, done and fired...