Dr. Zorders

Next knotty little problem, there's some guy who deleted my sig while hiding behind the "anonymous" feature and pretending he wasn't here, because a lifetime of exposure to fertilizer has brought him to believe that he's some kind of rogue Death Eater whose duty it is to save 1billion Halibuts from the evil overbearing unstoppable force of one guy's signature on an obscure internet forum Can you chop him down? (if not, at least tell him pretending you're not there but lurking around and chopping things might be a sign that you know your actions are indefensible?)

Ironic he predicted his own future..... A golddigger is someone who marries for financial gain. Kim Kardshian was already very wealthy before dating Kanye due to her father being a successful attorney and due to her reality television show. So, I don't really get your joke. You know you've made a terrible post when it's liked by the secret love child of Mason Reese and a leprechaun... :lol: :lol: Well you just had one liked by the love child of David Quantick and the papa puppet from the Dolmio ads. How do you feel about that. Also, do you wanna start calling him something other than a leprechaun? Otherwise you risk becoming as monotonous as the sound of their voices/potato bombing culture.

Can someone translate that to Scottish English?

That's an apt comparison. We are reaping the sowing of TV with "reality" shows and the general public's fondness for bad manners and trashy behavior. He reminds me of the president in the movie Idiotocracy. I'm sorry to say that this is where we seem to be headed. I agree America has become a lot trashier under Obama. You actually watch the news? Fucking hell

Martin Brundle A bunch of F1 fans in a huge first-corner crash at the British GP

Whilst I like the analogy I think it's slightly more akin to your younger brother, whose got a lot of money, telling you that you need to keep on a good term with the rest of the family if you want help from him in the near term. When have we ever got help from Obama tho? The "back of the queue" thing was a very thinly non-veiled threat. The idea it would take ten years to "renogotiate" is like when the scummy Ryanair guy says with a grin "Oh, there's a £100 admin fee for refunding your £20 ticket to Minorca" or whatever. (And now I've said that, this country is full of mugs who actually put up with that so they'll probably fall for Obama's threats too). He's the EU's hired bully. It's more like my uncle saying "you'd better stay with your mother and be her slave until she dies or you'll be at the back of the queue for........ not-getting-run-over-by-me-in-my-dilapidated-Volvo".

Hopefully the next one will be before 2020. (awaits Doc Zorders comment about mass-Islamic bumming-to-death of Cameron wearing a 'Peppa-pig' gimp mask) I was making internet comments about Cameron sexually submitting to Islamic figures in like fucking 2012 while you were most likely still making Baby's First Political Comments™ about how the likes of "Mitt Romney" would start World War 3 if he won, just merely by not being Magicalman Magibama, etc. (and you had the cheek to call yerself right wing in the chat the other day) I don't need a prompt from you or some carpetbagging fake geordie / GenericGuyWhoPretendsToDespiseMeButDreamsAboutMeInTheShower(Notthatthatsecondpartreallydifferentiateshimfrommostpeople)

Maybe they find it difficult to even have a libido at all when surrounded by people who cum over Football Manager?

Did she invent some kind of temperature control? </everyone born after like 1982>

Did you know Tim Henman owns one of those extortionate loan companies now? I made the mistake of getting an unrepayable loan from him and he's now sent me a semi-final warning letter.

I always knew that fat fuck on the adverts would be shit at computers.

Erm.. Potential one coming? http://www.cbsnews.com/news/more-than-500-pounds-of-explosives-stolen-from-train/

I'm sick to bloody death of so called star Victoria Wood. No one here knows who cunt was. She isnt part of three of anything involving a mega star like Prince. SMH at pretending they are contemporaries. It's ok for you to post it and insult your own intelligence, don't insult mine. Note: no one has even posted Wood's obit in my DP cuz it would get flagged as irrelevant. Ok maybe not 'irrelevant' per se, but it bloody hasnt been and (seeing as I won't post it...) it won't be. And that with the knowledge I just posted the obit for the world's oldest dog. SC In one thread you moan about a younger poster continually starting threads without good reason yet you fail to grasp the very simple fact that you are a monumental twat. Do everybody a big favour by fucking off and starting a US biased Death List forum where you can post your obscure fucking shit on a daily basis without making the rest of us want to take a sledgehammer to our laptops. Ta. When was the last time you posted anything except complaints about what other people post? Besides, it's really tasteless of you to say unpleasant things about a father who's currently in bad medical shape.

I'm gonna start a cool new website for people who say "The Koran is just he same as the Bible, but in Arabic!" or "The Koran promotes peace!" HaventReddit.com

This is not the Prince whose death the Queen thought would be a great birthday present.

lol quick look what someone did to Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_(musician) (edit: here it is https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Prince_(musician)&oldid=716422978 )

I guess as a Michael Jackson wannabe he's now partying like it was 2009.

*The artist formerly known as that guy who's not dead

Oh well FUCK it must be fucking true now! Kindly roll your fucking eyes and your fucking sarcasm elsewhere. I didn't know there was such thing as sarcasm rolls but I guess it's not that surprising coming from Glasgow

He banned his songs from YouTube for copyright purpo$e$ so this will have to do:

Sky news said the US police endeavoured to make sure that the people closest to him got the news first So they've got someone who can talk to corpses apparently.

That is really shitty news. Never been more annoyed to see Spade types be "right" about someone. She was a phenomenon.

Nicolas Cage

Just to repeat to PB, my sig wasn't harming anyone except well-renowned child-abuse fan Phantom (he enjoys both the psychological kind my mum did to me, and the sexual kind Halibut grooming gangs are known for in the UK (and probably all over Europe). People all over the world are speaking out against Islam. Just because none of that crossed your twitter timeline it doesn't mean people aren't changing their minds. You can't possibly find my comments more offensive than his lobbing insults at me from behind the safety of the block button, like the world's most asinine little girl, or his laughing at my mum exploiting abusing and fucking things up for me. If you do you've lost your mind. If you would just go ahead and ban him there won't be any more trouble.

What's wrong with calling you a loser? How aren't you a loser? Cos I'm not you for a start? I'm sorry did I hurt your feelings, Allah-rimmer? If you want an argument for the "loser" column I guess I am talking to you (and Phantom regularly). Phantom claimed to be some kind of compassionate left-wing type who hated Republicans and Tories for being "bastards" or whatever, before I started questioning him on his sordid love for ISIS. I never noticed him call me or anyone else a loser for being poor or whatever before that. Then it all went out the window and he started composing love letters to my Josefine Fritzl of a mum. What a whacko. Now run along and kill yourself.