Dr. Zorders

Yes. Although, with the way China's attitude to North Korea is rapidly changing (if sources are to be believed), I'm starting to think perhaps I might regret not having put Psy's evil twin brother Kim as the joker....

Middle-aged bloke in beer-gut shock.DL post-whore in irrelevant post shock. Erm.... no. You don't see that on every middle aged guy. He looks like he's pregnant for fuck's sake. It's fuckin' nasty. If you do see that on a lot of guys you must go to some weird beaches/swimming pools/gyms and w/e. also time in making needlessly snarky remark against me shock.......

Wow. When I saw it was you who had bumped this thread DJL I just had a feeling it might be this. RIP. Great champion but way before my time. Was still winning GPs in 1970 at the age of 44 if I recall correctly.

You also fail for supporting the Al-Qaeda-linked rebels.

Are you the same guest who said that the rebels had surrendered and Assad had won 11 days ago?

If anyone needs to induce vomiting for any reason, this article might help: Jeremy Clarkson on holiday in Barbados. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2631959/Jeremy-Clarkson-looks-portly-snorkels-floral-swimming-trunks-Barbados.html

Last week my new age whacked out hippy uncle came to stay for a few days and he was staying in the spare bedroom, next door to mine. He's into all sorts of bollocks like homeopathy and other crank medicine. Anyway me and him were up at about 6:30AM one morning and we were sitting there at the breakfast table and he was telling me about this theory that he's currently exploring - that simple massages, if applied correctly, regularly, and vigorously, can cure any disease, even the worst ones that are considered incurable - "it's just a simple solution doctors have been overlooking for years", apparently. I said "So you were trying to cure your dick cancer last night were you?"

Deryck Whibley, lead singer of pop-punk group Sum 41, is in hospital for alcohol-caused organ failure... And one more drink could kill him. http://www.torontosun.com/2014/05/17/sum-41s-deryck-whibley-hospitalized-for-alcoholism-if-i-have-one-drink-the-docs-say-i-will-die

Someone stick some kitchen roll down there then, quick! Also..... Jan 3rd.

Notice how his surname would be so easy to misspell as Lier? (Just pointing that out for a laff, I actually believe in aliens. ALIENS, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. They're out there, maaaaaaaaaaaaan.)

I know the final day of the Prem was a week ago but hey I just suddenly remembered this.. When I was watching I was really hoping Touré would score an own goal during the City match that would lead them to losing the title so the papers could run the headline "NO NO, Touré!"

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2014/05/utah-rep-paul-ray-supports-firing-squads Utah State Representative wants to bring back firing squad executions! I think this is partially in response to that thing where there was "outrage" a couple of weeks back, because a lethal injection went wrong.

African leaders declare war on Boko Haram http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-27451966

orite. Don't we all? No? Just him then.

Mild salivation at best, he walked to the ambulance with "minimal assistance." Heard a bloke interviewed about this and it seems they've been scapegoated in the machinations of a family business in the US where the various members fall in and out of speaking to each other. Er... what's your beef with this guy? Did he defraud you or sumfink? No beef, just looks a bad dead pool bet. Yeah I was just asking why he would say one for you in particular to salivate over that's all.....

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/16/iyanla-vanzant-600-pound-woman_n_5333573.html 600 pound woman in L.A. who hasn't left her bed for 5 years. Watch out this article has one of those annoying videos which starts without you asking it to.

Christ man, those are some really fine WHINES you've brought up from your cellar there....... By the way, what's the password to your secret page? Can you tell me over PM since I'm one of your bestest buds here? Well I like to think so anyway. I've tried "predictor" and "predictorsucks" and it didn't get anywhere.

Oh yeah... we believe you. You were looking for something else. Funny I had never known who this woman was until recently (but I had heard her name dropped a gazillion times but I thought it sounded like some boring poet or some 50s/60s shenanigans I couldn't give a shit about). I could only be arsed to Wiki her a couple of weeks ago and now you bring her up. What are the chances of that happening eh?

Why don't you go and look for yourself you fuckin' prique?

Anyone singing it? No, you've all got him on your DDP teams..

The funniest part was where I missed out the L in miraculous. I did that on purpose, honest..... ( ) Knew I should have just typed the lyrics here instead.... fuck it, can't be arsed to fix it

Corker of an anecdote, there.

Yes. And his dad's dead too, so death runs in the family.

I wrote this song of hope for the General. I hope you will join in singing the lyrics (cos they really come from my heart) and we can save him.