Dr. Zorders

Is it something you rub on your urethra to get rid of chlamydia?

Haha, don't take too much offense. Strangely, I'm only being so ranty because I can't stand the show as it currently is. Somehow I'm conflating the two. I guess I figured that anyone who's enough of a hardcore obsessive to watch the shite "new" show would also get hard at this announcement. I don't mind some of the older episodes too much, really. Although they never repeat them any more.

Oh wow. How exciting. Now we can all watch William Hartnell bouncing around in a tiny wardrobe-sized studio, in the grainiest black and white ever, fighting some alien enemies who look like they literally just got their costumes out of a Christmas cracker, with sound quality that makes those tacky talking greeting cards sound like listening to Beethoven's 9th Symphony on a 79-speaker Sony Surround system with 12 different sub-woofers, and camerawork that makes the Zapruder film look like something that Stanley Kubrick and Sergio Leone collaborated on. And just when we were all about to give up on life because we thought this day would never come.

Wow. You're really lucky. I've only just noticed, this news comes almost exactly 20 years after his co-commentator James Hunt died of a sudden heart attack (!). Hopefully Murray will be sticking around for a while longer though. He did seem in great health until his recent fall, though - that's going from what little we see of him these days.

And yet, that's still not the funniest thing there.

Murray cuts right through my fog of cynicism every time I hear him speak. Just his voice alone is funny enough, which makes the things he actually said 10 times funnier. A true legend, in an age where people get called that for posting high scores on videogames.

http://www.bbc.co.uk...rmula1/22946026 Murray Walker has been diagnosed with cancer, which was discovered after the fall in which he broke his pelvis (see earlier in this thread). Luckily it's said to be at a very early stage.

Well at least, according to the court sketch, he can actually sit up. Somehow, when you hear about someone who's been force-fed via a tube for over a decade, you don't visualize them as being very upright.

So they've turned him into a poof? He won't like that. Another big screw-up by a hospital treating a royal..

One to keep an eye on might be this big bloke called Goliath. I heard there's a possible fight brewing between him and this kid called David who's actually great with a slingshot. So I think there might be a bit of an upset on the cards.

I heard Ivan the Terrible has syphilis, he can't be in very good health these days. Worth keeping an eye on?

Mommy Duncan dead 22 months after diagnosis http://www.101sports...on-personified/ Son diagnosed 9 months ago....one for next year ? He should have just done the sensible thing like Jolie did, and get the vulnerable organ removed.

How does a company that sells so much booze have the nerve to tell people what's healthy and what's not?

Oh and I'm still sticking to Prince Philip making it to 2014. Hence why he ain't nawt on mah list.

No contrarian voting from me this time. Mandela.

Haha, David Guest.

Why, are they expecting someone to try and steal the body or something? Christ...

He's probably still less bothered about that than he is about having a girl's name.

That's just the same quotes from the Daily Mail article of two months ago. God, Huffington Post is such a shtihole.

I hardly think the death of such a huge historical figure is the appropriate time to have a wank... Or maybe if that figure is Joan of Arc and you have a pyro fetish.

On the upside, she'll be getting way more beauty sleep now.

He's obviously on his way out. I honestly wouldn't be shocked if we heard the news before lunchtime GMT today. Probably sometime in the next few days anyway. There seem to be a few tweets from South Africans saying "It's time to let go", I think they can feel it coming.

No idea.

Is he still allowed sausage?

Oh wow. Yeah, sounds very bad. I didn't know there was such a young world finalist in recent times (other than Van Gerwen of course). I've been into darts since the recent emergence of Van Gerwen but wasn't watching the UK Open, as I had my fill with the Premier League for fuck knows how many weeks I watched it until it ended recently. Will probably watch the latter stages of this though.