Vinegar Tits

Both I suppose. The singer Alice Martineau got quite a lot of coverage when she died because of her well-publicised battle against Cystic Fibrosis, but it's arguable she was only famous because she was ill too. How famous was Grégory Lemarchal after Star Academy? As big as Jenifer or Nolwenn Leroy or as big as David Sneddon?

I agree that certain elements of our support leave a lot to be desired but it's the same with many teams, though we do have more than our fair share unfortunately. But I bear no ill feeling towards OoO (who do you support btw? I can't remember) or MPFC (who got a bog off for posting a YouTube link glorifying our unfortunate demise ). Ultimately it's only football and anyway, I like to save my bile for Ken Bates Plus Hull might lose and we might win 9-0 against Derby so you never know

I think if we go into administration before the end of the season the ten point penalty counts for the 2006/07 season rather than 2007/08. Something like that, I know there's a way around it anyway Sorry to disappoint you but I can't see Leeds disappearing. We'll more likely do similar to what Palace did a couple of years ago; wind up the current company and start afresh with 'Leeds2007 plc' or whatever. I can't *wait* to see what jolly japes Uncle Ken has in store for us re ticket prices next season... There is a reason why he's on my deadpool list...

Sod off And maryportfuncity can bog off an' all

There is a rumour going round, and I stress it is only a rumour, that Peter Andre has gone to the great jungle in the sky. Don't believe it myself but you never know.

Truly a Crypt-Kicker now...

I think he is only writing the song. No, he's performing as well. But please don't vote for it. Nor vote for Cyndi, who is French (we *can't* send a Frog to Eurovision!!! ) and her song is a rip-off of Bonnie Banks O Loch Lomond. Other than those tips, as the title says, make your mind up!

I live in Kent if that's any help. Anyway, how long could the divorce drag on for? I can't see Pegleg pegging it before she finds out how much dosh Macca's got to cough up, but if it doesn't go her way then who knows? I personally think she's too self-absorbed to kill herself so I think it'll be up to a deranged fan to ensure Yoko regains her top position as most hated Beatle wife.

I thought he was supposedly off the booze. Fallen off le wagon has he? Been to a few concerts in France in my time (Alizée, Véronique Sanson, La Grande Sophie - who is one of the best people I have ever seen live) and French audiences tend to be a lot more age varied than over here - kids, grannies and everything in between. Am off to see the Kaiser Chiefs in Lille in May - ticket cost about €25 as opposed to £25 here and Lille is nearer and easier to get to than faffing around with bloody public transport to go to London. Umm, what were we talking about again?

Nowt wrong with the French music scene. Well, some of it anyway. What's Renaud doing in London? Getting ready to sing 'Miss Maggie' when you-know-who carks it? I must say I did rather like Les Bobos though - heard it a lot on the radio (living on the coast I can get the main French stations better most of the BBC ones - I favour RFM personally) Ah, go on, favourites: 1. Echo Beach - Martha And The Muffins 2. Dear Prudence - Siouxsie And The Banshees (urinates over the Beatles original frankly) 3. Hanging On The Telephone - Blondie

I think she's trying to keep positive in the face of terminal illness and forecoming death. If her faith is giving her comfort at such a trying time then I'm sure she's all the better for it, mentally if not physically. The "pray for someone else as well" bit is interesting and could be interpreted a number of ways: i) there are other people suffering as badly as her and they need our prayers too ii) 'I've had it so aim your prayers at someone who may have a chance' I think ii) is most likely. Either way, it doesn't sound like she's got much time left. I can't see her finishing the year alive.

Hmm, I can't say I'm getting any positive vibes from that posting. It all sounds a bit bleak to be frank. It wouldn't surprise me if she just drifted off sometime soon. While she's on my list, she is one of the people who I'm actively hoping I won't get points from. She's obviously not going to get better, and the recent posting makes it quite clear that is the case, but I'm not going to be upset if she hangs on a little longer.

Ooh, that's a shame. I always liked Bill Threlfall. As for sport commentators, has Andi Peters ever done any work in that line? If so, I'll pick him. If he hasn't I'll still choose him because he's a tosser. Seriously though, John Barrett must be getting on a bit. However, I suppose the real serious contenders for the great commentary box in the sky are Peter O'Sullevan and Murray Walker.

Wow, I'd have never thought she was that old now or then - I wouldn't have put her as late 70s/80s back in the day. By the looks of her she's got a good few more years left in her too.

I'm a regular on there and I'm almost 100% certain Robin Tripp doesn't post on here. One or two others (who crow on about doing better than me in the DDP) probably do post, or at least lurk, on here however. As it's a forum mainly dedicated to old/cult programmes then it's fair enough Richard O'Sullivan gets mentioned quite a bit.

It's the helium-heeled cousin Terry apparently.

Yeah yeah yeah. And how many times has she done that in the last couple of years? They'll be back together within six months, if they have indeed split up at all.

I'm not sure what he looked like last year but I saw him on Saturday Cooks this morning - he looked frail, very thin and at least 20 years older than he is. A shadow of his former self. I suppose if he's well enough to do a live (?) TV show he's not too ill at the moment.

Old people by the looks of it. The various 'oldest person in world/their respective countries' have been dropping like flies recently.

Endless quoting I suspect.

And I see he was well enough to pick up the award in person. He seemed such a dead cert towards the end of 2005, didn't he

Actually, I've just had a word with someone I used to work with at my old place and told them that if they get Clive Everton on the phone while the Masters are on to mention what a terrible shame it is a certain Mr Smyth hasn't had a proper obit yet. So you never know...

I think it's a case that many of us don't think of her as being nearly 40.

I bet they'd beat Leeds at the moment though...

Persuaded Magma to reform for a couple of gigs as well. Hats off to the man.