Brinsworth House Baiter

You couldn't be a little more specific could you? Favouritism for what, or to whom? Plus, if that's only 'one of the more disgusting things', what are the things that are worse, or nearly as bad? I am genuinely interested, no intentional sarcasm is present in this post. Why not? Is your sarcasm generator broken?

Brilliant! It could have only been surpassed by the song being Bowie's 'Ashes to Ashes.' Or possibly the Crazy World of Arthur Brown's 'Fire.' Although I doubt either of those would have been on a compilation of songs that saw us through the war...

I'm sure you will. Sorry, can't help you with that fight, I'm afraid. I'm so laid back today the only way you can tell I'm alive is the glowing tip of my reefer.... Ahhh. You sound just as laid back as my husband right now. Definetely getting there... And I was going to accomplish so much today....

I'm sure you will. Sorry, can't help you with that fight, I'm afraid. I'm so laid back today the only way you can tell I'm alive is the glowing tip of my reefer....

Shame. Had you been drunk at this time of the day, you would have earned my undying respect.

Like f*** am I wading through all that shite to see if someone has duplicated it... That's the purpose of the search engine. It only takes a few seconds Yeah, when it doesn't tell you that 'flood has been enabled, please wait 20 seconds before trying again.' And then, after 20 seconds it gives you the exact, same message, shortly before losing the will to live.

You have to ask yourself...would anyone from the far East have heard of Carlisle Rovers Albion? Personally, I only became aware of their existence from MPFC's posts.

BHB, can you source these suggestions, like, tell us any more? Erm, no, not at the moment. I'm still sulking about being slurred with the accusation that I am Bennet Cerf, which has totally ruined my Bank Holiday weekend. It's always the little things, isn't it? I'm not sure that a slur like that can be considered a little thing. This conversation has now turned into an opinion? Is the expression of opinions another thing forbidden on this list? I have an opinion on this, but I'm not sure if I'm allowed to have one...

Not only is JP Fear a sterling fellow, he also has one of the greatest surnames in the world. He'll get Ellis out in the end - have faith! I'll pass on your regards to him next time I'm in Redditch. Buy him a pint as well! Oh, and could you please keep repeating this word to him, in a subliminal type whisper: Assassination.

Didn't quite know where to post this, so plumped for here. With reference to the ongoing saga regarding the quality of Death List, am I to take that if a mere mortal decided to have 'BOLLOCKS' as an avatar/signature that he or she would go as unhindered as a certain Mod who has chosen said sig? I'm not having a pop, you undertand, just wondering, seeing as I was lambasted once for having a cheeky signature playing on the word Dick.

Chris Moyles. Yep, wholeheartedly agree with that one. As, one suspects, would Halle Berry after the other day.

BHB, can you source these suggestions, like, tell us any more? Erm, no, not at the moment. I'm still sulking about being slurred with the accusation that I am Bennet Cerf, which has totally ruined my Bank Holiday weekend. It's always the little things, isn't it?

Personally I think Iain gets a pretty raw deal around here. With all the ongoing debate about post whoredom and quality of posts, at least Iain restricts his posts to the true nature of Death List (or at least the way I see it) by posting solely about people who have died. Okay, so sometimes he puts them in the wrong thread or they are so obscure only God knows who they are, but he has posted about people who are very interesting. One that sticks in my mind is the guy who was the actual pilot in the Six Million Dollar Man opening credits. I never knew about that and the provided link enlightened me with extra info about one of my favourite programmes when I was a kid. If it means anything, I always read and enjoy your posts. Please don't go, Iain. Keep doing what you do and don't let the bastards grind you down.

Er, what? Nothing to do with me, mate.

Up the Villa. Even my mate Jonathan Fear is starting to doubt that one Do you really know Johnathan Fear? Say hello and shake him by the hand the next time you see him...sterling fellow, is Mister Fear.

Many years ago I heard on the radio that the "secret sauce" had been chemically analysed, and it turned out to be Thousand Island dressing. Not sure if it's true, but I reckon so. Also I believe it used to be the case that their "shakes" were called "shakes" and not "milkshakes" as there were, in fact, no milk ingredients in them at all, but rather potato powder stuff. Stopped drinking them after that, although that was many years ago and I would guess McDicks have pulled their socks up somewhat in terms of their ingredients. But who knows... Whatever... Can't be arsed to read this whole thread through...but... but watched matey eating the sh*t for '30' days and that was enough for me... Protecting the kids.....

Up The Villa! P.S. Cheers, Millwall....great thread!

Ah yes. I'm playing that often, since I got a few MP3's. Incredibly good musicians. I can imagine a link, though. regards, Hein

See you in the drunken fight thread in 5 mins you F*****g harlot. I'll be the referee, if that's okay... Hey, Hacky! Apparentley you are exactly the kinda, hic, Star Crossed is fighting against, hic.....

What you saying now, BHB? You weren't so chicken-sh*t over in the whore thread a few minutes ago, were you? Bwaaah, bwuk-bwuk-bwuk-bwuk Bwaaah... Save your drunken posturing for those l4dyb0ys you're so fond of or, better yet, go and give me props in the Bruce Forsyth thread for my Forsyth/Van Dyke deathmatch suggestion of which I'm pretty f*****g proud, thankyou very much, which nobody so far has made comment on despite its obvious genius, leaving me feeling like the spare prick I most probably am. There may be trouble ahead, but while there's moonlight and music and love and romance, let's face the music and dance. You c**t. My post was directed at TLC, um, actually... Twat.

Yes, there is a difference. This thread is supposed to be exclusively about post-whoring, an example of which might be someone posting to request an unnecessary merger of two different threads. However, not all drunken fights are about post-whoring. Although I'll admit I've never had any other reason to fight with my fellow DLers, that doesn't preclude me from finding one. If I do find one, I'll have a go in the drunken fight thread, not in the post-whore thread. As the initiator of this post-whore-related thread I'd like it to be unmerged with the drunken fighting thread. If necessary, I'll post again and again and again in defence of this post-whore thread's right to sovereignty over post-whority and its related issues. I think my RSI might be related to the number of times I've typed the word "whore" recently. 'Whore?' I think you need to find one. Or take up stamp collecting.

If it did happen, it would be the first time that a Queen was outlived by her husband since Queen Caroline died in the 1820s before her husband, George IV, died in 1830. But then again, consorts generally out live their sovereign spouse. Although Prince Albert died 40 years befor his wife. That's from memory, so it could infact be a lot of bull sh*t. Personally, I think that's really impressive. I might take the piss out of Marjorie (as she does me, when protocol allows it) but she sure knows her sh*t!

Spoken from experience, eh? Thought you were an arsehole dilated ex-bad boy! I don't know why I said that... but I found it funny....can we have a poll?

Well, it's 5 O'Clock here in the UK, my shirt sleeves are rolled up, my second has hold of my jacket (I like to fight Phil Collins style*) and my tie is off, as are the proverbial Kid Gloves. My spotters are looking out for any likely looking trouble makers walking towards my office, but no luck yet. My listeners are awaiting the sound of gauntlets being dropped, but again, nothing. I suggest that means I win by default, and am undisputed champion of this thread until I am suitably rebuked or put in my place, or something. I'd better go, the Ambulance has just turned up and people are pointing at me in response to the question 'what f*ckwit ordered the Ambulance?' Still bored, maybe later I'll make a few posts under the 'drunk' heading. see if that helps. *No Jacket Required. I was there, you tosser...that was you, wasn't it? Dodging behind the ambulance? Come back, you C**t!

I've never heard of it. Though F**k face has always been catchy. Is that the same face from which I caught crabs? <itch,itch> What?