Brinsworth House Baiter

That BBC report describes a crowd of fans which came to support him in court. They only managed to get pictures of four of them though. The chap on the right looks a bit odd. I quite fancy the chap on the left though...

Now, this is irony, right? Pete's Looking For A Room

It wouldn't have been very fair on the rest of us though would it, what with all the power he yielded to scratch up points? I wonder what his screen name would have been? As for his avatar, perhaps a tasteful swastika (is that an oxymoron) draped over a black orchid?

Aubrey Beardsley, yes he's dead - died at the age of 25! Nice drawings, though! aftully nbony hsands that he had. Howd he hold thie opainting brush? By the look of his nose I'd venture that it was capable of multi-tasking...

I know how you feel. Woke up this morning feeling 92, no publishers beating my door down and Mrs BHB had gone to Tescos. Mooched about the house for a bit, feeling old and lonely. Contemplated suicide. Then Mrs BHB came back and in amongst the shopping I was delighted to discover a jar of Sharwoods Hoi-Sin Plum sauce. That coupled with the fact my beloved Villa beat Birmingham on Sunday suddenly proved to me what a wonderful life this really is. No longer do I feel suicidal, especially seeing as I have also found a pack of water biscuits in amongst the Tesco booty, which I am about to employ to dip in said Sharwood's sauce. Try this simple, cheap decadence, Six and you will find that you are indeed NOT better off dead as you can not take Hoi-Sin Plum Sauce with you.

Another animal I think it might be quite tasty. Along with bat, as discussed earlier in the deadchat. Duly noted. BTW - 'round these parts, squirrel would not qualify as roadkill. If you don't feel the 'bump' as your SUV drives over it, it doesn't count. We're talkin' bear, deer, maybe fox and coyote, etc. Maybe the odd Redneck, lol.

I'm confused. A bag full of loot? Loot's money, right? He'd just held the place up? Did your colleague take the picture to the police so they can prosecute the old burgling bastard? No, hang on, Loot's a magazine as well, isn't it? Loot magazine? I'm sure I've heard of it, but I wasn't under the impression that it was magazine stuffed full of tits n'arse. In which case I shall have to keep a surreptitious eye open and also grab myself a bag full of loot. But unlike Norden I shan't be embarking on said mission with a handgun and a stocking over my head. Allegedly.

No, no, no! One sez: 'Y'up?' the other sez: 'Yup!' You're absolutely right...no wonder nobody's been laughing all these years....it's the way I mis-tell 'em!

________________________________BHB Towers ! ! ! ! !_______Pub (The Slaughtered Infant) ! ! ! !____________________________Dealer's Abode (Church) ! ! ! ! !_______________Police Station (B& ! ! ! ! ! !________Brothel (Ex-Wife's) ! ! ! ! !__________________________________Graveyard (Venue to be after church) My neighbourhood's cool....

Two queer cowboys: One said yup. The other said yep. Sorry, but at least it wasn't another elephant joke, tsk....

The bunnies only aroused me... whereas TF's dancing hippos have sent me into a masturbating frenzy... wow, those lil' green mini-skirts are so dirtyy!

Yep, that's hilarious. What a confession. First, Carlisle and then ownership of Rolf Rules OK... ouch, my sides...

Where is the evidence of this? I have never known Dr.Albert Hofmann had any involvement in Rock N Roll. Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, anyone?

Rotten Ali wrote: You're getting grief? And you've been in and out of there all day? All day? She doesn't know she's born, lol

Can't do any flashing lights, moving pics, ticket parade or anything really... but happy birthday anyway! P.S. At the risk of sounding sycophantic, Captain Oates, your dancing bunnies rock! And make me strangely aroused...

Of course you may ask, old chum and apologies for not replying earlier...Mrs BHB insisted I spend some quality time with the little BHB's over the Easter Hols. I don't know why you are known as Marjorie. It could be that the elderly visage in your avatar reminds me of a sweet old lady I once knew of the same name or it could just be that whilst reading some of your posts I begin thinking of elderly women called Marjorie. Either way, it is probably my weakness, Marjorie.

Wishful thinking at the mo would be O'Leary choking on his blarney, lol.

Well it's neither a twat nor a C**t. My guess is some type of porcupine. from the explanation i got - could be...at times...if maintence fails. In another thread Marjorie(Windsor) wrote: This is what 'twunt' means.... And if anyone should know....it's Marjorie...

Sorry, mate, I'll let her bite instead. I think biting is very romantic. So does Marjorie, that's the problem.

What? You were never 15 years old? Or male? Surely you jest?

Sorry, mate, I'll let her bite instead.

They'd have to send me a gold tinted invite... I've been over there... surreptitsiously (sic!) ... and I personally think they can dissapear (sic ficking again) up their own backsides...which ....I see they...are already doing...without...my...help.... but then again...I'd love it if they invited me...I shall stay here, Notaspud likes me...could prove it with a quote if pushed.... Besides, my love of Dicky O' might prove too strong... EDIT: If any of the above makes sense then my grass is obviously not strong enough....

And feel a bit of a chump every time I get my spellings wrong. Godot, perhaps you could explain what you're ranting about here. This perhaps - Za vashe zdorovye! What ever the hell it means. I couldn't be bothered looking. Banshees my good friend, I'm no Russianist but I think it means "Good health" or the Russian equivalent. We were discussing my intermittent warning that comes and goes like a rash, that, when there, I wear with pride. CS removed it so I'm clean again (for now). I think if you look back through the thread, it was Marjorie, whom asked what you were ranting about...I'm sorry, but these things bother me...