Brinsworth House Baiter

It wasn't pointless for the several people who were posting on it yesterday, who were all having fun & isn't that the point of this forum? Strikes me we might as well be living in Nazi Germany if things are going to be closed as soon as something isn't to a moderater's liking or the masses start having too much fun. I await a moderater's response with interest.

I believe that there were actually talks held to produce a reality style television programme with that very title, but Mark Chapman got there first & ruined it for everybody.

I like the way whoever added the Dicky O bit has put... 'dedicated to the well-being of...' Beautiful. Fair makes me weep, so it does.

I'm dying to know...did Pulphak eventually go meet her or did any crafty Londoner Death Listers who were online at the time spot the opportunity to whip along the High Street & take advantage of a poor, vulnerable, stood up woman leaving unanswered messages with her mobile?

Golden Throats Vol.3 ? I like the sound of that! Do you have it on DVD?

I'm on my way........... Hey, Jos, pick us up some wheel rim embellishers for a Vauxhall Wyvern on a '53 plate, will you?

It's amazing what threads are actually on here if you root around enough. Anyway, over in the next county from me (Dorset), there are two villages called Piddletown & Puddletown, which never failed to make my sister & I piddle ourselves laughing as kids when we drove past the road signs.

I'd sign a wedding certificate if it had Tessa Wyatt on it. Bud, she's 58 years old! I know what they say about older women, but even so... It's not even as if the Screws of the World would be interested in your shag n' tell... unless she passed away during it of course...the headline writes itself... 'Blackburn's Ex Dies During Hackenslash Sex'

What an excellent idea! Can we have badges & tee-shirts?

Thanks. Perhaps you could do me a favour & save me the diesel chugging all that way myself? Next time you have a pint there, could you nip out into his garden & see if there's a gearbox for an Austin A70 lying around? I've recently (ten minutes ago in fact) added a Classic Car Spares page to my website & the gearbox was my first enquiry. Hang on... I have e-mail.... Doc... could you also have a dig round to see if there's any hub caps for a MK II Ford Consul? Much obliged & we'll talk financial splits later...

No, this pic was taken behind the hedge. It's down lane that can't be seen easily. He has a lot of cars. The pub is near to the former RAF/USAF Manston airfield, where the USA kept nuclear bombers during the 1950s. The owner used to buy cheap cars, flog them to the US officers, take them back when they went home and sell them to the next lot. Suffice to say, he has still got a load of 50 year old cars in the garden, the radiator grills are behind the bar. Apparently, so he says, he hasn't turned a profit since c1968 but he was a millionaire when he moved down from London to take the pub on. FREE CLASSIC CAR SPARES! You read it here first! Any chance of a map to assist all the classic car driving pikeys out there?

Or is it a giant crash helmet?

Check out the cast names... Bastedo? Sweet! Deed Poll, here I come!

Oh no... Pooka's gonna be trawling e-bay like a tramp after spare change trying to hunt these pictures down... I've a feeling his life may never be the same again once he learns of their existence. If this photo shoot did take place, then Pooka might have found his life's Holy Grail....

Just popped in to Jane's Kiribati chat room to discuss recipes but nobody there, they must be out to lunch. http://www.janeresture.com/kirihome/ That music, is it a Libertines' tune? Yes, it's called 'I'm Getting Nicked After Lunch.'

I read this as FEEL Lindsay Lohan...so you can imagine my disappointment...

"Hoh hot heehame o he hikey had, hot heehame o huh heams he haa, hoh hot heehame o horhever...heel heverho." Chorus of 'What Became of the Likely Lads' by the Libertines.

I feel this thread no longer has value. Now it's just a race between Richard and the Pete Doherty thread. Ah... vague John Gorman references...Pooka's relentless search for a current pic of Tessa Wyatt (clothed or otherwise)... mother's being outed for fancying blokes with wonky teeth...shock revelations that people are paying up to fifty quid for yellowing bits of paper with Dicky O' scrawl on them... Carlisle United getting the most webspace in their entire history...& new DL members to boot (but not too hard!)... Now, what was that about being of no value? POWER TO OUR DICK! (When this thread reaches its thousandth post, any chance DL will produce a special commemorative tee-shirt?)

Kind of ironic theres a McDonalds in the background of that picture. Or is he heading for the Chinese Takeaway to the right of the picture...?

I wasn't aware that a Moderator had questioned the value of this thread. Whoops... that was the Sun reader in me. Mind you, if they can't spell it right, what hope us mere mortals?

...er ...hrrrmph Does you mother have any distinguishing features that I might remember? Mmm... asides from her penchant for short, hairy men hung like dormice...nah, not really... Me? I'm just thankful the old adage 'Like Father Like Son' does not apply in my case... When is Mother's Day, I must try & remember it this year.

No idea. Nice one! But the important question is... was he on the Death list at the time?

I feel this thread no longer has value. Now it's just a race between Richard and the Pete Doherty thread. Oh you party pooper! No value? Apart from comedic, popularity...not to mention keeping the legend that is Dicky O alive, lol? Exactly how is the worth of each thread attained? Is a thread of 20 posts worth more than one of, oh let's say, 800 +? Although only a relative newcomer on this board, I have worked out that there are some threads that interest me & others that don't... for example The Death of My Country one... so I only give it a quick glance, but I certainly wouldn't dream of going in there & announcing that I don't think it has any value because it's not to my liking. I feel this thread brings pleasure to many (especially Dicky's biggest fan Marypotfuncity & wherelse would Pooka get his fix of all things Tessa?), so it perturbs me to read of a Moderator who is questioning the vaue of this particular thread, for i would hate to see it closed...it would be like seeing the closure of a favoured boozer. So... HANDS OFF OUR DICK!

Join the f****n forum. Why are you not joining? What is your problem? This reminds me of the Groucho Marx quote... "I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member." Banshees... if you get any more insistent, I fear you might revive the old act of press ganging.