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    Alex Ferguson

    That's where he had one. His missus heard a loud bang as he hit the floor but couldn't open the door as he was blocking it so she banged on my door asking for help. A few days later he didn't recognise her, told her his son (he didn't have one) was an armed policeman and he was in front of the hospital guarding it. Scary.
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    Alex Ferguson

    My next door neighbour had a brain haemorrhage; within a few days he was sitting up in bed talking but what he said was pure fantasy. Two days later he was in the morgue.
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    Alex Ferguson

    BBC reporting he has had emergency surgery for a brain haemorrhage. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44019175
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    Historically Already Dead Pool

    Is the grave of Karl Marx just another communist plot?
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    Holiday Thread

    CarolAnn's airborne and on her way to Sacramento. https://www.flightradar24.com/AAL814/1145f075 Edit: Landed 1733 hrs GMT
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    Holiday Thread

    One Shot Paddy's airborne and on his way to the boobs bollocks Balearics. https://www.flightradar24.com/EXS395/1142d05e Edit: Landed 1508 hrs GMT.
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    Holiday Thread

    My apologies sir, I quoted the scheduled arrival time and not departure time. In my defence, I'd had a drink.
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    Holiday Thread

    Jet2 LS395 at 1720 hrs?
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    The Weather

    Weather is extra-curricular, of which YOU moaned deaths should not be listed and then go on to post deaths. They died as a result of high winds; 'hurricane' is close enough or perhaps we should have a new thread 'High winds but not hurricanes, typhoons or cyclones etc'.
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    The Weather

    https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/7248-life-in-prison/?page=30&tab=comments#comment-353902 https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/2153-earthquakes-tsunamis-hurricanes-mudslides/
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    Hooroo, Mate.

    I read an article that suggests he was on flight SQ226 to Singapore which landed ahead of schedule. All immediate connecting flights to Europe have departed and landed. So unless he decided on a stopover in Singapore, he's on European soil.
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    Hooroo, Mate.

    It's difficult to tell. There are no direct flights from Perth to Bordeaux but I found an article saying he was going via Singapore. If that's the case he would fly on to a major European capital and then take a flight to Bordeaux.
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    The Dead of 2018

    ... except a 'like' from Cat.
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    Chirac's couple

    We had one of these to go with it.
  15. It's going the same way as 'artist' and 'artiste'.
  16. He's an eco-warrior for sure but I don't think they'll give him an internment for being so.
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    Death Anniversary Thread

    Philosophising swine Ludwig Wittgenstein quaffed his last skinful of beer on this day in 1951 at the age of 62. Friedrich Schlegel probably met him at the pearly gates.
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    Bill Cosby

    What was the Scottish queen to the left doing?
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    α—…α—Ία—·α—…

    Does anyone know if they're up to owt?
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    Ironic Deaths

    @Dead Wait posted it yesterday in an equally appropriate thread. https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/1637-interesting-ways-to-die/?do=findComment&comment=353931
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    Names we dislike

    A woman on this evening's episode of 'The Chase' has just said her son's name is (pronounced) Trilly-kaysh.
  22. It seems I have to copy the link and paste now rather than just the image.
  23. I normally find one online then copy (image) and paste. Edit It's not working anymore.
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    Birth List

    Prince Spudulika Frogmella of Cambridge.
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