Cat O'Falk

Tuesday + Dow's 2011 late bottled vintage port (birthday prezzie from my next door neighbour) = I love you Lardy and I want to have your babies. hic.

AA1200 at 0800 hrs ?

You can track it here.

Tintinnabulation.

I think Gris Gris pick Mick Michael died on 4th May 2016. https://www.pressreader.com/australia/the-west-australian/20160706/281814283185694 ETA: http://www.westannouncements.com.au/obituaries ...

I've not paid so much as a penny in bank charges for at least 20 years by simply not going into the red. I'm not a rich man by any means; I just live within my budget. My nephew on the other hand pays about £50 a month in charges because he can't resist spending money he doesn't have.

Aye, the pub's on the right and the new flats on the left are where the 1930s cinema converted into a nightclub was. It was a 'fun club' and the bar staff wore T-shirts and shorts. I worked wearing roller skates as well and that's how I was dressed when we went to the pub. Happy days.

Dustin Gee was appearing in the nightclub I worked at during the early 80s. It was about 7-15pm (before we opened) and I asked the bar manager "where is he, has he turned up?". A voice boomed "I'm 'ere" as he walked in. After chatting for a few minutes I said "I'm off to the pub round the corner as Coronation Street is about to start". "I'll come with you" he replied. So he did and he bought me a pint.

Happy birthday to me, 60 today Bill Shatner, 87 today. He's so big he has two threads devoted to him.

60 today. How the fuck did I manage that?

Where do you live?

FTFY

No it's not; look at the post above your's.

Dickie?

He's a different Jon Snow.

The spring equinox is today, 20th March at 1615 hrs GMT.

Shortarse Dec is closer to the deck.

As mentioned in:

Jon Snow said it on Channel 4 news the other night.

It should be changed to extra-curricular.

@Boudicca

Deplaning.

Is grassing cunts a bovine delicacy?

On a point of pedantry she has lived in three centuries as Wikipedia confirms. The 19th century ended at 2400 hrs on the 31st December 1900 which is about five months after she was born. I suspect she means being alive in the 1800s, 1900s and 2000s. ETA: She should take heart in that she is the only one born in the 19th century to survive all others born in that century and there is only one of them every 100 years or so.

What with Jim Bowen croaking it's time for the old darts joke: A monk and a nun are playing darts in a monastery. The monk throws his first dart and gets double top. Throwing the second dart he gets double top again. He throws the third dart, it hits the wire, bounces off and hits the nun right between the eyes. A voice from above booms "ONE NUN DEAD AND EIGHTY".