Cat O'Falk

Easy, Linford.

They're not having my popcorn!

Well done sir, although I have to say I've no intention of giving up on sucking a fag.

It's the middle of winter. They shouldn't be around at all, let alone in my house and I don't want them here. I didn't post it but a couple of days ago in the kitchen I sensed something on my head. I brushed my hand over my head and all of a sudden I had spider on toast. P.S. The kind of flute I blow wouldn't attract them anyway; it has only one hole in it and I ain't giving that up.

Advance Australia Fair.

At the time of posting this, his Wiki death report has been removed.

Da mihi virtutem Dei. Edit: I think that's right; it's a long time since I did foreign conjugating stuff. (Of the grammatical type, not the sexual type.)

Now the ants are at it.

Interesting stuff, though the presence of 'a' at the top when you mean 'and' doesn't encourage anyone scanning the top before deciding whether to give the rest a read. A few years back I settled down to watch a TV documentary on Titanic; the opening line was 'HMS Titanic was launched in Liverpool on ...' I turned over.

Go fly a kite.

I remember reading some time ago it's not illegal to grow tobacco plants in the U.K., however, HMRC require duty be paid on it even if it's for personal use only.

She left £1.25 million in her will including "£5,000 to the Concert Artistes Association – she was a former president – to have ‘a jolly lunch with good wine’ on the anniversary of her death for the next two years." http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3382240/Dad-s-Army-star-left-1-million-including-5-000-friends-jolly-lunches.html

The Daily Heil's latest: The 1,400-ton timebomb: Astonishing sonar image of wreck that could wipe out Kent port at any moment.

He was awful but I liked him.

http://www.bristol.ac.uk/arts/exercises/grammar/grammar_tutorial/page_15.htm Point in question /\ /\ /\I think that may have referred to young C U N T who did like to change his log in name like he changed his underpants ( and spammed the chat room last night demanding yet ANOTHER name change) which was pointless as it wouldnt make his shit posting any better. I've changed my name once. Unless you imply that I've only ever changed my undies once. Anyway, can I have Deathray back as my name?Why????????because cunt is to close to fact for him, that's why

I'll be buggered if I know.

FTFY

I have read this five times and I have absolutely no idea what it means.

Daily Star obit. http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz-tv/music/484688/Natalie-Cole-dies-dead-at-65-Nat-King-Cole

I opened the back door of my house in The People's Democratic Republic of Leicester this evening, in order to take out the rubbish and a moth flew into the kitchen.

Down to one now! I wouldn't worry - apparently I've been dead for three years already. I'm 57 and I've only 37 years left.

Down to one now!

Yes and apparently I'm the target judging by what happened in the early hours of this morning when I was summarily and swiftly removed from the chat room as soon as I entered because there was a teenager in there. I've checked the chat. No one removed you. Sometimes it just happens. It's happened to me. I'll wager you didn't get a message from a moderator when it happened to you. Edit: I'll wager even more that you never got a message from a moderator when Deathray's avatar disappeared a while back. I was messaged on both occasions. Wait, you get the modmail for my avatar disappearing or am I misunderstood. Also are you Hein? Yes,no,no.