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Posts posted by Cat O'Falk
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You can always get a bland oral suck from Sandra Bullock.
Wouldn't do much for your round ballsack then...
Two good reasons why Axl Rose gives her a wide berth; he loves great oral sex.
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I saw David Ginola in Anne Summers sex shop the other day; he was buying a vagina dildo.
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Looking forward to the founding of DeathList, Dame Agatha Christie on her deathbed said "I am a right death case".
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You can always get a bland oral suck from Sandra Bullock.
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One of my favourites has to be the Tory former MP and now baroness, Virginia Bottomley. That re-arranges to give I'm an evil Tory bigot.
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Charles must be fed up by now don't ya think?
Dunno, he's got to pensionable age without a proper job, manages to sound off about the stuff he cares about and still gets to hang around with important people. And, he's never tasted poverty or lost sleep over the danger of redundancy.
I can think of worse ways to stumble through your seventh decade.
Aren't you supposed to be on t'radio now or summat MPFC?
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Ooh my favourite number. I have to confess, most times I go in to a shop and at the checkout they say 69 please, I reply, I haven't got time now, maybe later.
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Comb over now being compared to the Simpsons episode where Mr Burns wears a wig...
Yeah, it does pose the question "Is it or isn't it"?
To one side of his head the hair is combed forwards a la Colin Crompton ( RIP) so its looking more wiggy than real.
Gutted about Dennis Wise's hair, as a few years ago I would have fucked the little twat ragged.
EFA!!!
I'd still give him one.
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You cant beat a good old masturbating Chimpanzee.
Why dont you find a pic of one then.
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All together now .... "There was an ex-mayor of Devizes" .....
Who went out not wearing his trousers ...
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Is it a sign of immaturity that the first thing I thought of when seeing this thread was a bunch of French housecats having a good time or summat? Just askin'...don't judge!
Nah, it's nostalgia - which ain't what it used to be.
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I know it's in bad taste but of the big four foverer presents who'll go first? June Brown, William Roache, Eileen Derbyshire or Adam Woodyatt?
I'd opt for June Brown out of that lot.
Isn't smoking a preservative and that's why she's lasted so long?
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Zsa Zsa can barely move, see, hear, understand what is going on, etc.
A fair summary of her film career I'd say.
Although when she slapped the face of a cop in The Naked Gun 2½ it seemed pretty realistic.
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King Abdullah DEAD
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http://www.cnn.com/2015/01/22/middleeast/saudi-arabia-king-abdullah-dies/index.html
WE KNOW!
Well maybe you lazy fuckers better put deaths in the Dead of 2015 FIRST where each and every 'celebrity' death qualifies, and this subcategory shite later. I'm not obligated to do a name search. I look in Dead of 2015. It ain't there I'm posting.
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Why do you have to be an ass? I got no problem with a death that big being also posted in the "Dead" thread but it was already being discussed here... way before you posted here......... fucknut
"Don't fart outside my trailer and tell me there's a tornado comin'" as you guys might say over there....
I look in Dead of 2015. It ain't there I'm posting. = You Brits gotta learn to do things the American way.
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King Abdullah DEAD
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http://www.cnn.com/2015/01/22/middleeast/saudi-arabia-king-abdullah-dies/index.html
WE KNOW!
Yeh, but like,
HE'S DEAD! SERIOUSLY DEAD!
Didn't the several posts immediately above Sir-Creeps say that? Oh by the way, he's dead. Just in case you didn't know.
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Couldn't find him on the forum, John Bayley, hubby of Iris Murdoch http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/11360441/John-Bayley.html
I almost put this guy on my DDP just cos he once wrote a novel called "The Queer Captain". What is that, something halfway between Brokeback Mountain and The Caine Mutiny?
anyway.. if I'd realised he was the husband of someone some people had actually heard of I might have done!
Think carefully now Doc; how many gay cowboys were there in Brokeback Mountain? I'll give you a latitude of a thousand either way.
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Breaking news; Abraham Lincoln has been shot in Ford Theatre!
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King Abdullah DEAD
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http://www.cnn.com/2015/01/22/middleeast/saudi-arabia-king-abdullah-dies/index.html
WE KNOW!
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King Abdullah DEAD AT 90
Sir C
http://www.cnn.com/2015/01/22/middleeast/saudi-arabia-king-abdullah-dies/index.html
WHY DO YOU NEVER DO A SEARCH OR READ YOUR PERSONAL MESSAGES GIVING YOU ADVICE. WE KNOW!
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Shit hitting fan time as King Abdullahs death plunges the middle east and world into even more upheavel http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-30945324
That looks very much like the post three above your's.
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I'm not a big fan of democracy as we know it, but it beats all alternatives that involve absolute power hands down.
One can hardly blame democracy for the fact that the people elect the wrong politicians.
I do know a few improvements on 'our' systems:
- Do away with elections and appoint MPs by lottery, an appointment one cannot refuse, similar to jury duty.
- Put people who leave government office automatically on trial, to check if they did their job well. Pensions only after acquittal, jail sentences otherwise.
Hein
I'm sick and tired of governments commissioning enquiries only to dismiss the findings because it will lose them the next election. If they commission the enquiry and dismiss it then the cost should come out of party coffers.
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Isn't that the uniform, that they wear over their normal attire (or nothing at all, as a lawyer friend of mine used to do on hot summer days before air conditioning)?
ETA: looks like she's wearing gloves in the lower picture.
regards,
Hein
Luckily for Obama it wasn't a black cap.
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Cause and effect?
How Old Are DL Users?
in DeathList extra-curricular
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So I'm not the only gay in the village. Are there any more?