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  5. Posted

    I did notice a few things in the main forum page:

     

    problums.jpg

     

    The wrong colour is a CSS setting, I haven't found out wich one though.

     

    I have no idea where the grey circle segment comes from.

     

    I'll have a closer look tonight.

     

    regards,

    Hein

     

    I'm pretty certain that the segment of a circle was there before and the blue box, as I said previously, is needed by Time as it's his mode of transport. :)

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    1. Nigel Farage

    2. Alex Jones (American conspiracy theorist........ not the bint off The One Show)

    3. Nigel Mansell

    4. Tom Green

    5. Edward Snowden

    6. Lyndon LaRouche

    7. Nicolas Cage

    8. Michael van Gerwen

    9. Jan de Bont

    10. Daniel Parker (a.k.a. Deathray)

     

    reserve/substitute: Sir Nigel Gresley

     

    She'll live forever, just like Scotsman.

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    Crime writer Ruth Rendell in a critical but stable condition after suffering a stroke.

    Her condition has deteriorated-she's now said to be 'fighting for her life' http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2911356/Crime-writer-Ruth-Rendell-fighting-life-stroke.html
    She should get the Gordie Howe 'serious stroke' cure and the two can be on Dancing With the Stars next season.

    SC

    I....... don't think you're really familiar with how our NHS works, are you?

    Not only am I deficient with a few things here (yet) I've no idea what you just asked me lol :-|

    SC

    PS: but I'm trying. I'll catch on

     

     

    Britain and America: two nations divided by a common language.

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    Chuck Berry hasn't played a gig for three months. He says he's "taking a break for winter".

     

     

    He's obviously got no particular place to go and perform a gig. :D

     

     

    It's funny you should say that because on e of Chuck Berrys soings was titled No Particular place to Go !

     

    Nothing gets past you, does it.

     

     

    Johnny, be good and bugger off, there's a good chap.

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    To be honest I'd be flattered if someone made a top 1000 reasons Deathray sucks thread or one of that ilk.

    Only a thousand?

    I see Lord Auto-Asphyxiated Fellatio Nelson has come out of hiding to go suck himself.

     

    If only I could!

    Im not as supple as I used to be Deathtwat. :(

     

    If we started a needless thread to mock LFN we could call it Fellatio's Going Down

     

    Not that we'd ever dream of such, like.

     

    I shall always bow to your greatness Mary.

     

     

     

    It's easier on the back if you are on your knees. Trust me.

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    Though I've been around for years I only started posting recently. That said, it was cool to find this post. My dearest grandmother (Nana) passed on Tuesday night at the age of 96. She's suffered with dementia for the last two years and I am relieved that she is finally at peace. She was the matriarch and the loss of that has hit me hard. It's my job now and I feel overwhelmingly under qualified. She outlived everyone, her husbands, her children, her siblings, she was the last. It was my priviledge to be her grand-daughter. I'm sad, but joyful at the same time celebrating an amazing life. Thank you.

     

     

    Bene decessit. Requiescat in pace.

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    Feel like this thread is due a revival.

    Why? I think this "thread" should be locked by now. Basically, if the admin team starts allowing people make topics that single out individual members, then it will set a bad precedent for thread-makers. What will stop someone from making a "Top 100 Reasons why Predictor Sucks" in the future?

     

    I may be a bit biased because I think Zorders is cool and all, but my comment applies to whomever this thread would've been aimed towards.

     

     

     

    To be honest I'd be flattered if someone made a top 1000 reasons Deathray sucks thread or one of that ilk.

     

     

    Guys, guys. Stop giving the doctor ideas!

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    After the death of Billie Whitelaw I've decided to tip Roy Hattersley as one of the next 1932-born-person(s) who never seems to have any particular illness or cancer, but just suddenly keels over one day.

     

     

    Rumour has it he puts lard on his toast rather than low fat spread.

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    Your queen is a slag. Just saying it cause I can.

    Good for you! :birthday2:

     

    More seriously, the link that GossipGabe posted references this article. While I fail to see why insulting royals should be punishable by law separate from the one banning insulting all other people, the measures handed out are effectively similar.

     

    I have no reason to insult a slag, so why should I call her a queen?

     

    regards,

    Hein

     

     

    Wouldn't describing to the Queen as "slag" be quite complimentary in Dutch?

     

     

     

    Is Willem-Alexander gay?

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    Sir Jack Arnold Hayward, died on January 13, 2015 at the age of 91. Was an English businessman, property developer, philanthropist and president of English football club Wolverhampton Wanderers.

    Are you an actual, you know, human being?

    Possibly the forums most "robotic poster" or a human with the personality characteristics of a well used blow up doll.

    We are certainly attracting some high quality posters nowdays, aye. :rolleyes:

     

     

     

    Now, there's a decent question. Could a bot post here without detection and - if so - for how long. And, how long before those of us keen on a bit of dead pooling start considering packing up and going home because we're thrashed in all competitions by specially written software?

     

     

    "We believe that when you create a machine to do the work of a man, you take something away from the man." - Sojef.

     

    Haha, Trekkie!

     

    In other news, tell us more about this "hypothetical" future world where we all get thrashed at deadpooling by a robot, MPFC.......

     

     

     

    Well, with all the talk of putting everyone's medical records on a central database, if one had access to said database, one could theoretically write a programme to extract the names of those most likely to croak it. Given the sophistication of the contraption, one could get it to do the postings as well.

  23. Posted

     

     

    Sir Jack Arnold Hayward, died on January 13, 2015 at the age of 91. Was an English businessman, property developer, philanthropist and president of English football club Wolverhampton Wanderers.

    Are you an actual, you know, human being?

    Possibly the forums most "robotic poster" or a human with the personality characteristics of a well used blow up doll.

    We are certainly attracting some high quality posters nowdays, aye. :rolleyes:

     

     

     

    Now, there's a decent question. Could a bot post here without detection and - if so - for how long. And, how long before those of us keen on a bit of dead pooling start considering packing up and going home because we're thrashed in all competitions by specially written software?

     

     

    "We believe that when you create a machine to do the work of a man, you take something away from the man." - Sojef.

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    So if you were to post on this site that QEII was a rat eating alien who always looked like she was producing a very big turd (for example). The Dutch authorities could be down on you like a ton of bricks.

    I'm not so sure about the 'very big turd' bit, so I would never write such a thing, but yes, by law they could. I have no idea if Dutch authorities are monitoring this forum (in case they do: goedemorgen!) but I imagine that nicking me for posting such an insult here is not their highest priority.

     

    Many years ago I was indicted for blasphemy, but the case was dropped after the public prosecuter realised that he had little to gain and much to lose in publicity if he didn't.

     

    regards,

    Hein

     

     

     

    Hein, in the British system, if your are guilty (in law) of a crime and a jury of your peers think you are not, then you walk. It's not what the judges think, it's what the person in the street thinks. The real judge in a British trial is the jury.

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