Mortalcoil

Paul Gascoigne charged with assault and disorder offences http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-23397027

Is Michael Barrymore your most famous poster on here?

It won't be the first time there's been a Nazi in Buckingham Palace.

Sickening, evil bastard.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/feb/17/wales

Just on the news, he's out of intensive care

Thanks guys. Happy birthday to all you other virgins too.

The Primeminister suddenly realises that he's not up to date with his tetanus jabs, just as lockjaw takes hold.

They get the commision.

Gary Glitter gets this sort of thing all the time, but you don't hear him moaning and groaning about it. Consider yourself lucky you were given a free extra.

This just in: http://en.rian.ru/russia/20060302/43866533.html Not entirely sure what that means but I think he's trying to say the man's a wreck.

More here

On his official site I read that whilst in Auckland he "received a backstage visit from Michael Barrymore".

This one? Thanks BHB. This was one of the rejects- not quite so nice I think.

Very nice to hear it but what line of reasoning prompted you to post that on this thread?

1) Clive Dunn, 2) Ian lavender, 3) Bill Pertwee, 4) Frank Williams