Gail Platt's dead husband charged with rape

[Viva Voce 0]

Link here http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/t...dio/4176910.stm

 

Wouldn't fancy his chances if he's found guilty, these celebs don't do well on prison food.

[Tempus Fugit 214]

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[Teddy 21]

Link here http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/t...dio/4176910.stm

 

Wouldn't fancy his chances  if he's found guilty, these celebs don't do well on prison food.

No, but they always seem to get a book out of it.

 

Next up Jonathan King's ' Banged up for Buggering Boys '

Allegedly....

 

Always best to adopt the 'Have I Got News For You' approach to forestall possible libel actions

 

Not that I think his appeal will succeed, but you can never tell. I'm sure some ex-public school judges reckon buggery of young boys perfectly normal behaviour

[Josco 49]

........ I'm sure some ex-public school judges reckon buggery of young boys perfectly normal behaviour

You mean it isn't normal? Well I'll be buggered.

[The Four Horsemen 26]

You can stick your buggery up your arse!

[maryportfuncity 10,646]

Either way, this looks bad. He's been hanging around nightclubs for years 'working' for the likes of Peter Stringfellow.

 

Maybe, just maybe he was getting laid easy enough at the start but he's now faced with the problem that none of the groupie types who come along have f*cking clue who he is, or rather was.

[Josco 49]

Many many moons ago, more than I care to recall, I met him in a nightclub / bar whilst skiing. He had left the street only a little time earlier and was still well known. My colleague who was with me at the time, and was also a little inebriated, cornered him in the loo, pinned him up against the wall and stage whispered "I think you treat your wife like sh*t, leave her alone or I' effing sort you out......" etc.

Oh how we laughed........

[maryportfuncity 10,646]

Rumour has it he's also going to be charged with stealing Helen Worth's chin!

[Guest Guest]

this doesnt really have much to do with the death list...

[Lady Die 63]

Many many moons ago, more than I care to recall, I met him in a nightclub / bar whilst skiing.

Did the nightclub/bar have snow on the floor?

[Dr Strangelove 14]

Link here http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/t...dio/4176910.stm

 

Wouldn't fancy his chances  if he's found guilty, these celebs don't do well on prison food.

No, but they always seem to get a book out of it.

 

Next up Jonathan King's ' Banged up for Buggering Boys '

In his case it could be a single too.

[Guest Mr Magoo]

Link here http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/t...dio/4176910.stm

 

Wouldn't fancy his chances  if he's found guilty, these celebs don't do well on prison food.

No, but they always seem to get a book out of it.

 

Next up Jonathan King's ' Banged up for Buggering Boys '

In his case it could be a single too.

Interestingly I found the lyrics to Una Paloma Blanca on the Internet,

 

One line reads:

 

"Once I had my share of losing for they locked me on a chain Yes they tried to break my power oh I still can feel the pain "

 

Premenitions of a sore arse??

[maryportfuncity 10,646]

The NME - cursed with reviewing a Greatest Hits collection by boy-buggering Jonathan described it as:

 

'The sound of a butterfly farting on a human face, forever.'