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Bloody hell - currently =8th which is likely the highest place I've ever held since fluking a top five position many years ago. Started badly too with Syed Ashraful Islam carking and not obiting. How's John Andretti doing?

Shamima Begum at risk of hanging, after the death of her kids and IS husband. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50137470 Seriously, is anyone working on the stage musical yet? Just askin' - I'm imagining a showstopper of a song up there with Kim Jong-Il's tearful rendering of I'm so Ronery in Team America World Police

The Sun today reported that Thomas Weir of Milton Keynes is trying to locate Babestation star "Laura Jones" because he wants to leave his money to her. Thomas is 50, they're non-specific about what's wrong, but he's ill for sure. q/o chances better in the low-hanger dead pool league, I guess.

I've had my battles in that dept, seriously I used to be an animal but I'm alright NOWWWW!!!!!

You never know, they might meet up again before too long!

James Argent says he's fine, Gemma Collins says she wants nowt more to do with him because his drug issues are out of control - MPFC says we've gotta keep tabs on him: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/10179152/james-argent-thumbs-up-drugs-gemma-collins/

Aye, apparently he prepared for court with massive late night gym sessions, likely to exhaust him and calm him down so his demons didn't wreck his chances of winning the case. Obsessive behaviour, then - he's not much better than he's been of late, just managing the problems more effectively

Fairly focussed and under control - doesn't mention her bi-polar which might be a bit of a barrier dating wise too. I mean, you'd arrange it but you couldn't tell which one would show up!

Ambitious IMHO - though Nobby Stiles' survival suggests it possible.

Sorry, my bad - you know where I was going with that. Bit ironic he out-lived her. She even wrote about his heroin use and the strain it put on their relationship

Bit ironic that she survived her ex the sometime smackhead Will Self

Leave, for what, reality TV? Seriously, this could be the making of my planned reality television series of Gingers on Benefit Street vs Hot Desert Sun. Sign him up and we're guaranteed a contract

Aw man - LOVED Hellfire and the Sonny Liston book (Night Train in the UK), sad news

He looks like a rich, vain type who's thrown himself into an eating fad. Other than the smoking there's no reason to link a bit of weight loss with a limited life expectancy.