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maryportfuncity last won the day on November 20 2017

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About maryportfuncity

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    Dedicated Cumbrian Corpse Hound, or summat

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    On the ground; Kent. In my head; Cumbria.

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  1. The Dead of 2018

    i'm devastated I do one specific version of my radio show a year (first show of every new year) dedicated to a list of the lost (i.e. they died the previous year). It's January 23rd and by the time I add a shortish Masekela track to the script we'll be pushing 40 minutes already in a show that runs a little over two hours. Seriously, need this death rate to slow down a touch.
  2. The Deathlist Cup 2018

    Seriously - not having easy work days whilst I'm doing one job and telling two new recruits with about five minutes experience between them how to do their jobs.
  3. The Deathlist Cup 2018

    FFS! I do have the wires crossed (which tells you all you need to know about how my job is going since the line manager had a nervous breakdown and left overnight) - so thank fuck I didn't gift Charon an open goal
  4. Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    Aye, it ain't simple mind - LOADS of dead pools and different rules for each.
  5. The Deathlist Cup 2018

    So Entries closed, round draw complete This Inter Youngboys squad line up against the might of Charon's army: Bessie Camm Nobby Stiles Leah Bracknell Tiffany Youngs Denis Goldberg Philomena Lynott Marieke Vervoort Robin Herd Paul Alcock Peter Overton Dean Francis Bench Anne Hamilton-Byrne Charlotte Rae James Leavelle
  6. Dead Drummers

    Don't think so. Bit dodgy all round since he was banged up for sexually assaulting a vulnerable young man who came to him for drum lessons. Explains some of the terse obits.
  7. Deathrace 2018

    Indeed All being well we might do a midsummer madness pool - I'm guessing you might have a chance of entering one of them around then.
  8. Time Added

    Hmm So TWO hits on my DDP already but a mixed HPDP blessing since he's #7 on my list
  9. Derby Dead Pool 2018

    Oh aye and DDP Dean Francis –JOKER Paul Alcock Colin Baddiel Leah Bracknell Johnny Clegg Patrick Cryne Raya Elias - DEAD Denis Goldberg Billy Graham Eric Harrison Robin Herd Tessa Jowell John McCain Catherine Nevin Olivia Newton John Linda Nolan Stefan Karl Stefansson Nobby Stiles Marieke Vervoort Tiffany Youngs Subs Shane MacGowan Morgan Tsvangerai
  10. Derby Dead Pool 2018

    Incredible work as always getting this tonnage of talent loaded and described. Somewhat amazed to discover I've snagged footie coach Eric Harrison as a unique pick (I sent yers a photo and brief outline cos that section of the pool is currently blank)
  11. Deathrace 2018

    Aye, I suppose so though I usually only add the avatar once the next DR is underway
  12. Deathrace 2018

    Was scheduled to do some filming in Hastings today and that didn't go according to schedule. If it had I'd be blogging a picture of a tenner and a donation box at their lifeboat station here. That said - MSC requested that charity be the recipients of his prize and the following is from an email received a few minutes back: Thank you for donating £10.00 to the RNLI - it's good to have you with us. Because of you, the 23 people we rescue each day get to go home to their families. Your donation puts you right at the heart of our lifesaving work and will ensure we're always there. So once again, on behalf of all our lifeboat crew and lifeguards who risk their lives to save others – thank you.
  13. The Deathlist Cup 2018

    Aye, so - reality check here - I did get a reply indicating that there was a marginal pick in my line up who - on balance - does make the cut.
  14. Deathrace 2018

    I telt yers! Obit: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2018/01/18/peter-wyngarde-jason-king-star-austin-powers-inspiration-dies/
  15. The Deathlist Cup 2018

    Honestly your mind is a cesspit I'll maintain the moral high ground and claim it as a tribute to a great football team