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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2019

    Lord Singh; editor of the Sikh Messenger back in the day and regular on Radio Four's Thought for the Day put in a performance on Thought for the Day this morning that had all the power and gravitas of late period Desmond Carrington. 86 in September Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indarjit_Singh
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    So, a blog site has thoughtfully shared free downloads of their entire catalogue today. Tbh none of that excited me and of the various compilations included I already had a copy of the heavy metal tribute. But, I did help myself to the Gregorian Chant reworkings of their finest moments Link: http://revolutionrock012.blogspot.com/
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    Change-a-letter Films

    Two cowboys meet, fall in love and ditch their demanding job for a career in specialist watersport based porn - Brokeback Fountain Chubby kid-friendly dinosaur suffers PTSD after witnessing a murder soon after emerging from the egg - it blights his life and relationships but Hitchcock tells the story to perfection - Barnie Great white shark's attempt to terrorise a holiday resort comes to grief as he repeatedly ingests ocean going plastic; especially cast off tubs previously filled with peanut butter - Jars Woman with ability to nosh cocks down to the sac discovers incredible talent of mimicking singer in dodgy UK prog band - Heep Throat
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    A Joke

    All in the telling I guess Jerry Sadowitz usually gets a laugh on stage when he cracks a joke along the lines of "I was supposed to be doing a gig for starving Ethiopians tonight (pause to look around the gig he's actually playing)...but fifty quid's fifty quid, eh?"
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    Conspiracy Theories

    Entertaining clickbait tosh re popular music conspiracy theories Paul died in 1966/Michael and Latoya Jackson are the same person/Lorde is really 35 Link: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/3L81VM3BPSHW9L3KTsRnm6K/the-strangest-musical-conspiracy-theories
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    Donald J Trump

    Trump's second term... That'll be an interesting fight. The mid-terms this year will likely be a serious reality check for all concerned. The question on the Democrat side is whether they can unite behind someone so clearly different (female, articulate, record of serious political achievement ahead of election would all be good). As for Trump he'd be the oldest elected president (beating himself) and would have to face campaign trail questions on things like how the progress on the wall is coming along. His ego is such he'll surely want to stand. I'm wondering if this might end like Carter in 1980 who was badly wounded in the campaign because some foreign powers (notably Iran which held on to US hostages until a few hours into Regan's presidency) did things to make him look weak and some in his own party fought a hard enough selection fight to ensure Carter didn't look like a shoo-in as candidate.
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    Only Famous For Being Ill And Dying

    Aye - by the looks of the coverage he'd have snagged Deathrace points
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    Jean-Marie Le Pen

    So his current hospitalisation is mentioned on another thread You've got to wonder how many immigrant medical staff are currently slaving to keep him healthy.
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    World Cup 2018

    So, work sweepstake and I've drawn Germany Could have gone a lot worse, eh?
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    Derby Dead Pool 2018

    If Pearl Carr makes the start line for any major dead pool from here...surely she'll see a revival the likes of which she'd never believe possible
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    Nazi of SS

    Eden speeding - yeah I'd forgotten that. Goes up in my estimation
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    Danniella Westbrook

    Ah, someone who works in mental health and is partial to a bet on suicide risks! I think Gazza will see some of the really unstable ones out and I'd base that on his worst addiction being a fondness for alcohol which - ironically - might damage some of the cells that drive his demons. Daniella's problem is a toxic combi of drug addiction and severe mental health problems. Lacking help she might not see Gazza's current age (almost 51)
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    Danniella Westbrook

    So summat to see here after all, then Seriously - Daniella and the Plot are marginal friends on a good day. More Kenny Sansome than Gazza
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    Jonathan King

    Re only posting when he carks it - a relevant form-studying opportunity is currently unfolding at the Old Bailey where 73 year old King faces more of the same old charges. My form studying today says low suicide risk despite the tedium of more claims of noncing with his tried and tested methods. My reasoning for this is that a man sporting a bum bag so proudly can't possibly grasp the concept of shame.
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    Death Anniversary Thread

    John Christie - occasional killer and all round funster; cruelly met his end dangling on a rope 65 years ago today Link; https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/photos/crimes-of-the-century-65-years-ago-john-christie-one-of-britains-most-notoriously-evil-serial-killers-was-hanged/ss-AAyxmrl?ocid=spartanntp_edu

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