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Unlikely Portillo moment but Count Binface is one of two recepticle candidates facing Bojo in Uxbridge and South Ruislip and he's said he looks forward to a recepticle to recepticle debate with Monster Raving Loony candidate Buckethead Should be a memorable moment when they're both in shot as the result is called

Vernon Unsworth wasn't the only one upset that Musk's sub was being trailed as a solution to the problem when it wasn't likely to do the job. According to the Sunday Times today Unsworth may yet appeal. None of this is doing Musk's reputation any favours either.

Aye, you'd think so but we had one Deathrace in which nobody hit the points total - I blame medical science!

Bit perplexing all round - a serious point here, if someone on the list doesn't die soon we might have an Advent Avalanche that lasts about as long as the Deathrace!

So, how loudly was Michigan crying out for its very own version of Weird Al Yankovic?

Just thought I'd wish Noam Chomsky a happy 91st

So, some enjoyable rants for those who're struggling to face the realities: Jonathan Pie says "fuck you Boris" - https://dorseteye.com/jonathan-pie-speaks-more-truth-in-5-minutes-than-laura-kuenssberg-and-robert-peston-have-in-their-whole-careers/?fbclid=IwAR3hBVUUCNlfQQLZvKX3FkSugE6VVxBHQQsXovF-M-oFb8xpsaPLCn8rTTg Frankie Boyle get's stuck in, comparing Gove to the scrapings from a serial killer's drains scooped up and stuffed into a pair of brogues - https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/dec/07/frankie-boyle-election-countdown-praying-prorogue-next-parliament

Lonsdale - the 88 year old actor, right; not anyone who runs a building firm or any minor member of the UK aristocracy?

And not to be confused with the one described as a "polymath" on his Wikipedia page - he wrote a Bay City Rollers hit too! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Moore_(singer-songwriter)

Either way - legend!

Aye, funny all round I posted a joke on the Jimmy Savile thread which I'd found on Sickipedia about tribute bands a few days back. Told a couple of people the same joke since when I've heard various versions of the same idea with slightly different wording; my favourite version so far being... I was in this covers band called Savile's Jiz We mainly covered The Specials

And, I'm sure we had a suggestion to that effect a few years back - possibly even from me

Missed this in May but that healthy looking oldster with his arm around Dickie O is George Layton, right?

A penguin goes to get his car fixed. The man says it will take a 3 hours to inspect the car. While the penguin waits he gets icecream. He gets ice cream over his face. He goes back to his car and the repairman says "it looks like you blew a seal" and the penguin says "No, it's just icecream".

Form Guide #15 Tom Smith The former Scottish international loose head prop has promised to TRY and make the start line for 2020. In that attempt he's being cheered on by a group of supporters he never planned to entertain.