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maryportfuncity last won the day on May 15

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    Dedicated Cumbrian Corpse Hound, or summat

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  1. maryportfuncity

    The Dead of 2022

    Definitely one for me - so many significant cultish musicians falling this year that the List of the Lost show is already recorded and edited up to 60 mins (and we only have two hours) - also dropping some tracks into the usual week to week shows (which is what we'll do with Gareth). He has a Bandcamp page, album below has a bizarre range of tags including comedy, lounge, strange, computer game and - ahem - incredibly strange music https://grandmastergareth.bandcamp.com/album/surgeon-simulator-2-ost
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    MMMDP 2022

    MMMDP Form Guide #11 Ethel Caterham Ethel Caterham, sources close to Ethel have stated Boris Pahor is nothing but a young upstart and his presence in this form guide is a distraction. He should fook off to places where q/o requirements are more demanding and leave this form guide to those who're nailed on local press write ups when they die, particularly if they're 112!
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    Dead Pop Stars

    Speaking of microsurgery the guy that loaded the master tapes onto a shelf got a hernia, right?
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    Dead Pop Stars

    With all due respects to the rest of Vangelis' estimable oeuvre, the 666 album by Aphrodite's Child which is insane and brilliant in equal measure is the high point. Prog rock trio embarrasingly ahead of their time or anyone else's for that matter who did their own Abbey Road in that they couldn't stand the sight of each other in the car park then they walked to the studio and nailed magic.
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    British Character Actors

    Assuming any character actors are looking in here to check on their mates they might be chuffed to know there's employment opportunities to spare with a massive relaunch and reboot of The Bill https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/18612569/the-bill-return-two-reboots/?utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=sunmainfacebook&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1652901241 Has DCI Frank commented on this hereabouts?
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    Derby Dead Pool 2022

    I presume that's "fierce" as in line ups packed with persons likely to die. I think if Katie Taylor were left alone in a room with the surviving aged nonces in my theme team line up she could probably take the lot of them in a fist fight.
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    By -Election Bingo 2019-2024

    Also the day the EFL fixtures come out for next season. Just me, then...I'll get me coat!
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    By -Election Bingo 2019-2024

    Rosindell (current maj 17,893) and Francois (maj 31,000) were both first elected to parliament in 2001, just sayin'
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    By -Election Bingo 2019-2024

    The 56 year old member (heh heh) for Romford! A Thatcherite Eurosceptic who landed in trouble previously when claiming £400,000 in second home expenses despite the fact his main residence (with his mum) was a mere 17 miles away.
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    Knockout Derby

    Form guide 76 year old Jean Baldwin - I'm thinking if we could persuade Katie Taylor to take Jean as a warm up fight before her world title rematch, we could all cash in a few points Link: https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/burton/watch-kickboxing-gran-who-really-3211450
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    Knockout Derby

    I'm taking that as meaning it's more like the DL Cup, I can bag Chuck Wepner even if he's on other teams so long as I don't copy an entire team.
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    Knockout Derby

    The "don't steal" bit - does that mean literally once a pick is in, s/he's banned from every other team? Or is it more like the D L Cup where we need some variation on each team so no two get the same points?
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    Knockout Derby

    Oh aye, there's this big bloke, mayor of some town or other out there!
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2023

    There seems to be a concerted effort NOT to bother Caroline Watt (agent for Rebecca Vardy) as the current libel trial grinds on. Vardy's arguments about her innocence in leaking stories revolve around Watt being the potential source and the dipshit stories about the way key items of evidence have been lost include the surreal cracker that involves Watt dropping a phone packed with key evidence in the North Sea by accident. Watt is absent from the proceedings for "medical reasons" (the state of her mental health being the most commonly stated health issue, though there are rumours of a car accident). Either way, likely worth flagging it up, if she's so fragile even The Sun won't doorstep her, she must be in a terrible state.
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    MMMDP 2022

    Hmm, Daniella Westbrook might yet have the comeback role of a lifetime!

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