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maryportfuncity last won the day on January 13

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About maryportfuncity

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    Dedicated Cumbrian Corpse Hound, or summat

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    On the ground; Kent. In my head; Cumbria.

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  1. maryportfuncity

    Life In Prison

    Rose West - so fat she's in danger of a metaphorical fucking: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/overweight-serial-killer-rose-west-14012449?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=mirror_main&fbclid=IwAR2KgXWkliLah8QZnkZRcDfql5V0C-G7FQyvUeojJwTd-GviJ9ZcUu7-Kqo
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    Dead Drummers

    Aw, man - only just seen this. I love Blue Cheer - acid rock the way it should be, brutal and unafraid!
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    Eddie Large

    Debateable comedy wise but business wise there's no contest L & H were global superstars It's a good biopic too
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    Only Famous For Being Ill And Dying

    Someone on her Just Giving page is pointing out the lack of a donate button.
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    Eddie Large

    But Cannon and Ball were a poor man's Morecambe and Wise
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    Eddie Large

    People reckoned them pointless for years!
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    Joni Mitchell

    Hangin' with Hockney at a gallery opening recently:
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    Ozzy Osbourne

    Mmm, DOUBLE Pneumonia - so not much use either way. He'll pull through and be improving on March 1st or fail to see DL Cup Round 2 action.
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    Dead Pop Stars

    Show that to the DWP and they'd still list him as fit for work, mind
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    Keith Richards....will He Make It To 2012?

    The Sun reported today Keef is trying to pack up the life-long smoking habit for the sake of his health. Just an idea to wind him up and raise the DL profile. This thread is re-christened More Rock n Roll than Keith and we compare his current wussiness to the surviving hardcore rockers who still don't give a fuck, or summat
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    Guess The Song

    LL Cool J - Feel my Heart Beat
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    The Dead of 2019

    Pretty sure I just saw a FB tribute to Manchester United coach Eric Harrison - credited for his work on coaching the class of 92. Also cursed around MPFC Towers for his failure to deliver a unique pick bonus on last year's DDP team and subsequently dropped in a fit of pique!
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    Guess The Song

    Man, seriously hard Closest I can come is What Katie Did by The Libertines Is that even remotely close?
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2020

    18 and very fit so could put up a good fight In the short term it'll save on buying swimming caps too
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    Guess The Song

    Just a guess Good Lovin' Gone Bad by Bad Company

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