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maryportfuncity last won the day on April 19

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About maryportfuncity

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    Dedicated Cumbrian Corpse Hound, or summat

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    A Joke

    What's ET short for? Because his legs are little!
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    48. Shane MacGowan

    He looks years younger - glad he's on none of my teams this year.
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    Only Famous For Being Ill And Dying

    Aye and one of MY DDP picks, 3 down after a slow start Finally snuck into the arse end of the top 50
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    UFOs, Space Aliens and the like

    Dunno how many of you saw the Panorama programme on the Gatwick drone on Monday but - basically - despite the claimed 100+ sightings Panoram couldn't find any witness who'd go on camera or even be named to say they saw a flying drone. The one report that started the whole thing was an airport worker who saw two drones flying near a perimeter fence when he knocked off work and there was one couple who did come forward to be filmed who'd seen someone in a gateway near the airport with two drones on the first night. No signals detected the second day and the only footage is less than two seconds of a black dot crossing a screen - despite cameras all over the airport and loads of people around with phones. Quite a reality check in terms of matching what people can prove against what they say.
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    42. John McCririck

    Hmm He's got enough gobby pals somebody would find out about the funeral - seriously, nailed on q/o
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    George Alagiah

    Just as well From a fashion point of view those bags are a nightmare - you can never get shoes to match!
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    42. John McCririck

    Struggling to believe that, tbh. Surely his former employers at Channel Four will do the usual humbug of his "massive contribution" or summat and he's been tabloid fodder for so long they'll all run a few words and an archive shot of him doing some of the usual hand-jive mumbo-jumbo.
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    Old Folkies Home

    So, Don - American Pie - McLean If the publicity is to be believed Paris Dylan - below - who appears unable to see a camera without striking some pose that suggests sexual activity, is utterly besotted with the 73 year old myopic chubster with a record of alcohol problems and domestic abuse. The keen-eyed who can raise their gaze below the lower gun might spot she isn't wearing a McLean t-shirt in this shot. It's either a case of two mediocre careers spinning an improbable love story for profile- raising purposes or Don's one of of ours because Viagara and a history of alcohol problems can be a toxic collision
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    The Dead of 2019

    Indeed - well over a year too young for points in any respectable dead pool
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    A Joke

    Notre Dame latest Fire investigators have no leads but they do have a hunch
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    MMMDP 2018

    A fair point - 21 entrants in MMMDP and we could be done in a day Easy by comparison Reet - we'll let last year's thread die (again) and get onto the 2019 competition around the time Mo Farah's gliding over the line in the London Marathon
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    Angie Dickinson - Former Hollywood Sex Symbol

    In her mid-eighties in that shot and conspicuously healthier looking than the two chubsters either side who are doubtless decades her junior
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    MMMDP 2018

    Well...aye, I'm up for running it. Same deal as last time - 20 places for everyone else, I'll snag the final place and commit not to nick anyone else's pick by only declaring mine once the others are nabbed. I'll try and get the new thread up around 1 May so's we can amuse each other with pithy form guide comments Unless loads of people post below and say there are too many dead pools, or summat
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    MMMDP 2018

    So let's drag this back to the top for a second Everyone's up for a MMMDP in 2019, more or less the same rules etc. Right?
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    Derby Dead Pool 2019

    OOhhh My two remaining dead pool teams have points riding on her

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