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maryportfuncity last won the day on October 14

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About maryportfuncity

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    Dedicated Cumbrian Corpse Hound, or summat

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    On the ground; Kent. In my head; Cumbria.

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  1. maryportfuncity

    Derby Dead Pool 2019

    Bloody hell - currently =8th which is likely the highest place I've ever held since fluking a top five position many years ago. Started badly too with Syed Ashraful Islam carking and not obiting. How's John Andretti doing?
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2020

    Shamima Begum at risk of hanging, after the death of her kids and IS husband. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50137470 Seriously, is anyone working on the stage musical yet? Just askin' - I'm imagining a showstopper of a song up there with Kim Jong-Il's tearful rendering of I'm so Ronery in Team America World Police
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2020

    The Sun today reported that Thomas Weir of Milton Keynes is trying to locate Babestation star "Laura Jones" because he wants to leave his money to her. Thomas is 50, they're non-specific about what's wrong, but he's ill for sure. q/o chances better in the low-hanger dead pool league, I guess.
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    A Joke

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    Gail Porter

    I've had my battles in that dept, seriously I used to be an animal but I'm alright NOWWWW!!!!!
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    Paul Gascoigne

    You never know, they might meet up again before too long!
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    Reality TV

    James Argent says he's fine, Gemma Collins says she wants nowt more to do with him because his drug issues are out of control - MPFC says we've gotta keep tabs on him: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/10179152/james-argent-thumbs-up-drugs-gemma-collins/
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    Paul Gascoigne

    Aye, apparently he prepared for court with massive late night gym sessions, likely to exhaust him and calm him down so his demons didn't wreck his chances of winning the case. Obsessive behaviour, then - he's not much better than he's been of late, just managing the problems more effectively
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    Gail Porter

    Fairly focussed and under control - doesn't mention her bi-polar which might be a bit of a barrier dating wise too. I mean, you'd arrange it but you couldn't tell which one would show up!
  10. maryportfuncity

    44. Prunella Scales

    Ambitious IMHO - though Nobby Stiles' survival suggests it possible.
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    The Dead of 2019

    Sorry, my bad - you know where I was going with that. Bit ironic he out-lived her. She even wrote about his heroin use and the strain it put on their relationship
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    The Dead of 2019

    Bit ironic that she survived her ex the sometime smackhead Will Self
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    When will Harry and meghan divorce if at all?

    Leave, for what, reality TV? Seriously, this could be the making of my planned reality television series of Gingers on Benefit Street vs Hot Desert Sun. Sign him up and we're guaranteed a contract
  14. maryportfuncity

    Authors Last A Long Time, But....

    Aw man - LOVED Hellfire and the Sonny Liston book (Night Train in the UK), sad news
  15. maryportfuncity

    Ideas and Possibilities for 2020

    He looks like a rich, vain type who's thrown himself into an eating fad. Other than the smoking there's no reason to link a bit of weight loss with a limited life expectancy.

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