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maryportfuncity last won the day on January 7

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About maryportfuncity

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    Dedicated Cumbrian Corpse Hound, or summat

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    On the ground; Kent. In my head; Cumbria.

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  1. maryportfuncity

    Deathrace 2023

    Thanks for hauling this back - last chance for anyone with an opinion to comment on the post not far above this about proposed rule changes, and seeing the thread in view has reminded me I haven't done anything about re-writing the rules.
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    The Chequered Flag

    She'll make DL Cup, though - good spot
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    Ozzy Osbourne

    Aye, and my mate and I who opted to pass on the fourth attempt to stage his tour with Judas Priest aren't chasing refunds this time, which is good for our health.
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    Dead Pop Stars

    So when a folk band on their way to becoming a fixture of prog festivals (though this will only happen after the duo with pop sensibilities decide to decamp and form their own act) happen upon a pop hit largely because two of their number write a jaunty novelty song that captures the national imagination, I post it right where I posted it, right?
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    Sir Michael Caine

    Good information, not a lot of people know that!
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2024

    Phil Collins doesn't look good next to his young, fresh faced and conspicuously healthy daughter - seriously, if you heard he was in ICU and it looked dodgy, would you be surprised?
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    The Beatles Death Curse

    Including George Best, remind me how many songs he wrote!
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    Prince Andrew

    The regular rumours about Andrew include a huge sense of entitlement and very little empathy/understanding of how others see the world, bear in mind that part of the infamous interview that he thought would help him re Epstein etc. was his comment that when he hosted them it was "just a normal shooting weekend"!
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    Political Frailty

    I think it's all out as far as K&TG are concerned, they'll doubtless have a go at Therese Coffey for being fat in the next few weeks.
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    Political Frailty

    I'm seeing a developing theme in the current output of Basildon funsters Kunt and the Gang, their latest assault on the singles charts (where their various version of Boris Johnson is a F'king Cunt earned them a #7 hit)
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    Frank Field

    Does he mention us?
  12. maryportfuncity

    Katie Price

    Is it possible she's hooked on anaesthetic and she'll do a Michael Jackson on us? Seriously, if she were to die suddenly how many of us would be truly shocked?
  13. maryportfuncity

    Derby Dead Pool 2023

    The good news being that's road tested her ability to draw ranter fire.
  14. maryportfuncity

    Donald J Trump

    Meta take back Trump, in time for a presidential campaign and a shitload of eyeball snagging social media activity. Link: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-64408306
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    Is Julian Sands still alive?

    I'll admit to checking just now and spotting that there only is one yes vote.

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