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Was well impressed with that machine on the news tonight allowing doctors at Papworth General to keep a heart beating outside the body before transplant. What got me thinking was the potential applications of such a device in a butchers shop. I mean, if we could circulate blood and electricity in those places we could find a future in which all debates about the freshness of meat were redundant. Imagine being greeted by trayload of twitching chicken thighs before looking to the ceiling to spot a squadron of sashaying slices of bacon.

 

Do any of the more technically minded amongst you know if this is - like - ever likely to be possible?

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Was well impressed with that machine on the news tonight allowing doctors at Papworth General to keep a heart beating outside the body before transplant. What got me thinking was the potential applications of such a device in a butchers shop. I mean, if we could circulate blood and electricity in those places we could find a future in which all debates about the freshness of meat were redundant. Imagine being greeted by trayload of twitching chicken thighs before looking to the ceiling to spot a squadron of sashaying slices of bacon.

 

Do any of the more technically minded amongst you know if this is - like - ever likely to be possible?

 

I really hope you're drunk, if not then I think the psychotherapist beckons.

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Petruska Clarkson was my psychotherpist.....see the Near Misses thread!

 

Mebbe, like, it wuz summat ah said.

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