M Busby Airlines

Once got pleasently p***ed with Tom Jones & his son at Heathrow on one of his tax exile visits to UK,nice guy even sent us a drink from !st class.Never invited us in though - miserable ba***rd!

Learn the Condeleeza song. 'http://mirror.co.uk/news/brianreade'

In that case,Halibut fundamentalism is an illness. Get it treated!! Bacon butties every day. Glitters a pedeo - lets hope his last shafting is by the Vietnamese.

A teenager asks her father, Dad can I have a tenner to go to the cinema?Yes darling if you give me a BJ.No Dad thats disgusting!No BJ no cinema says Dad.After protracted discussion she agrees.Afterwards as she collected her money she says Dad,your dick tastes of s**t!Dad replies ,Yeah,your brother wanted to go to the cinema too!!

Is there a prize for the first member to change their avatar to a Danish cartoon?? Recommend isfullofcrap.com

Anyone noticed,Shelley Winters & Tony Franciosa were once married - suicide pact or conspiracy theory.

Nice outside bet for 2007. Freddie Starr.b 01-09-44.(the american way)!!History of alcohol/drug abuse,mental problems,just seen him on Wogan vastly overweight,all the right ingredients.

Ask him about the warts on her ass,just as good as DNA.

An obit that mentions Tits & Bingo - what a funghi!!

Found a reference to Tessa Wyatt,last appearence on TV was in Casualty on BBC but no pic,try watching Ruperts channel, UK Gold you need a 2001 episode.

Pointless discussion on my name,following a REQUEST from football fan to change my avatar & CONSIDER changing my name I have complied.As an acknowledgement to football fan I have requested to be known as M Busby Airlines & have changed my signature accordingly.

Has Max got a pool in the house??With Michael Barrymore visiting it could be a winner.

Been requested to change my avatar & consider a name change by football fan,I personally find the Man U logo offensive - but hey who cares.Have changed avatar & signature & hereby requesting name change.I wanna be called M Busby Airlines. Yours sincerly Wayne Rooney

Also Toots Thielmans,worked with Quincy Jones/Ella Fitzgerald.Had a major stroke.Prime candidate!

Apologies Godot - will check them out.

Got one for you Raymond Ceulemans,look on google for famous Belgians,it wont take long!the page is the bollocks.Hes pushing it now,could this be a first!

John Inman of are you being served.Not the musician.They took the website off johninman.co.uk,he must have caught lots of infections by now.Gotta be a possability.

Having spent some months in Antwerp,Belgians dont like dying - they live in pergatory,how bad can it get?They been invaded more times than Michael Barrymores arse.Its bleak,flat,cold, & Belgiums the same.

See Christopher Lee on Wogan last night - looks too healthy!

No Spanish hospitals - the bastards deliberately try to keep you alive.God bless the NHS & Harold Shipman.(The taxpayers angel)

A compelling story of an Argentinian noblewoman banished at birth.To emerge 40 years later accompanied by a four eyed gin sop to wreak revenge on the peasants thet betrayed her.Narrated by Stephen Hawking,Lyrics by Britney Spears,Directed by Stevie Wonder.

Has Bill Gates the abilty to help fight TB? - it ll be the only f*****g virus he hasnt spread.